Breaking News! Shoemoney Attacked by Rocket at #ASW10

Affiliate Summit West in Las Vegas was literally rocked today when Jeremy “Sheomoney” Schoemaker was attacked by a Copeac class rocket. The attack happened shortly after Schoemaker’s panel on Facebook advertising. Fortunately, no one was injured in the attack as the rocket failed to armed before making impact with Mr. Schoemaker.

Shoemoney is recovering from the rocket attack by attending as many #ASW10 parties as possible. Affiliate Summit West, the Rio Hotel, the Las Vegas police and the Transportation Safety Administration are all investigating the incident. There are also reports of more Copeac rocket attacks happening on the Affiliate Summit show floor and that Copeac may be banned from future Affiliate Summit shows if they can’t control the trigger happy John Chow from firing rockets at attendees.


26 thoughts on “Breaking News! Shoemoney Attacked by Rocket at #ASW10”

  1. Neil says:

    HAHA… That’s funny stuff John!

  2. Kurt Avish says:

    Hahaha. I was really like “wtf” when I saw the title on twitter..

  3. Bob says:

    Hahaha good aim too!

  4. David says:

    haha… way to grab our attention on twitter 😛

  5. C.Whyte says:

    I thought there would have been a bigger reaction from the Shoe… maybe you should do it again 😉

  6. You guys are such kidders! lol

  7. LOL John. How old are you again?

    1. Looks like you guys just have fun at these shows and don’t do much serious work.

      1. fas says:

        Well atleast JOhn has a party/

  8. Now that is we called fun … amazing.

    Jeremy acknowledge your stuff with smile … boy that was awesome.

  9. S Ahsan says:

    Seriously John…. Lmao! Man your video is as good as the title… Keep posting.. am enjoying it 🙂

  10. I was wondering what the video was actually gonna be with that title! Good stuff!

  11. I thought this was something serious, then I was really disappointed when I saw you firing that totally non-dangerous “weapon” on him.

    And you started smiling like a child, lol. It’s good to see that even some grown ups have the spirit for making teenage-type of jokes.

    1. lmfao you thought he was going to shoot a real rocket?

  12. There should be a warning lable attached to that John Chow guy. He is a public menace. Eighteen forever!

  13. Now let’s see if Shoe gets you back. Maybe he’ll place one of those annoying laser pointers on your face at your next speaking engagement.

  14. Dan Mihaliak says:

    John That was a pretty good shot. In fact it was a direct hit. With more practice and a clearer shot you may be able to get one right between the eyes. One question though did the glare from the lights throw you off?

  15. chester says:

    That’s funny stuff. Nice to see everyone has a sense of humor.

  16. neelmoney says:

    What a funny thing it is? a single rocket toy is responsible for this awesome funny post.

  17. Next time use a bazooka. Ha!

  18. Melvin says:

    man, you’re now banned in the next asw.. lols..

  19. Bidet says:

    Haha thats funny stuff. Great work on the video.

  20. Ha! next time try getting him when he’s not so busy… maybe he’ll go after you then!

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