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Eight Things You Didn’t Know About John Chow

written by John Chow on July 7, 2007

How one lazy bum made $176,697.50

I received this blog tag from Zac Johnson asking me to list eight things about me that most people wouldn’t know. I stop doing blog tags a while ago because I got tagged too many times. However, since I’ve already posted five things you don’t know about me, I only need to add three more.

From The Original Five Things

1 – When I was in high school, one of my best friends was Terry Driver. He grew up to become the Abbotsford Killer and is now serving life in prison without any chance of parole. Rumor has it that I provoked Terry into becoming a serial killer when I beamed him, point blank, in the head with a tennis ball. While I did indeed shot him in the head, I assure you, that did not turned him into a serial killer. At least I hope not.

2 – I started a rock fight in China. What began as a friendly game of who can throw rocks the furthest over a fence of trees turn into a full scale battle as people on the other side of the trees started throwing rocks back at us. As far as I know, no one got hurt by the barrage of flying rocks but the rumor is I killed a family of pandas. This is not true. I am fairly sure no pandas were harmed in the great rock fight of China.

3 – I have worked a grand total of eight months at a total of three jobs. My shortest job was four hours and the longest was about seven month. I have never worked at a job since.

4 – I used to steal student’s lunch money by suckering them into a game of Three-Card Monte.

5 – While doing the Grouse Grind, I pissed off a bunch of hikers by passing them backwards.

Three New Things You Didn’t Know About John Chow

6 – I hold the record for the 100 meter dash in my high school. However, I’m sure someone must have broke that by now.

7 – During my bar hopping days, I used to bet girls $1 that I could kiss them without touching any part of their body. When they say go ahead, I would kiss them and then say, “Damn! I lost!” and give them the dollar.

8 – One time at a house party, I was talking to this girl. We were hitting it off really well but the party ran out of drinks. I decided to head to the store to get more and asked if she would like to come with me. She agreed and we went to my car. I open the car door for her but before she could get in, I grab her and kissed her full on the mouth. She gave me a startle look and I said, “The first kiss is always the most troublesome. I figure we should get it out of the way.” She slapped me and went back to the party. I went to the store alone.

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So are you still a runner?

wow that was an interesting read!!

I lived around the corner from Terry during the entire 'Abbotsford Killer' hunt.

Hell of a shock to discover the killer taunting cops for months was someone I'd say hi to on my way to school.

John Chow the lady killa!! :cool:

The car kiss was a smooth move...her reaction sounds a bit wacko to me!

I was just wondering...where did you learn all these from, John? Did you have a guru who taught you the evil ways of the world? :twisted:

that number 8 things i did not know was quite funny....

ttgapers

I like 7 but Pandas are also good.

Hey John, I noticed in your comments you went to High School in Abbotsford. I grew up in Abby and went to Yale. Did you go to one of the hated rivals or were you a Lion as well.

I went to high school in Van Tech.

first time i had a laughter here...

nice to know a little more of you! :grin:

I remember having a rock battle with my friends back in middle school. It was indeed fun, but someone will always end up getting hit in the back with a rock...

I'm just curious how you managed with only 3 jobs with only 8 months logged... Were you living with family while you built your online empire?

Hilarious and naughty evil John :razz:

I'm going to spain soon, and will definitely use a few of them lines on the ladies.

This post definitely deserves a beer, but sadly my paypal account got limited :(

John - You were good at kisses huh.. thats why you said in your recent post regarding mails.. KISS - Keep It Short and Simple.. :grin:

Probably you should add this too...But do you know this absolute ripper of blog design? :roll:

There is a guy with a site called John cow dot com and this site is now shown as a hot community in mybloglog...

Hmm...it is this guy

haha, That is great!I'm not sure i actually have any comments!

No.7 is quiet a nice idea
i have to collect some $1 coins :twisted:

Ok, I hit submit too quick, without thinking of the possibility that you may be from another country which was $1 coins :oops:

Looks like John is a bit of a player in the real world

Thanks

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I'm not sure I actually have any comments!

Love the article. Good job...

John, your business could be suffering from your bad relationship practices in the past. I just blogged about this in, If you're Bad in Bed, You're Probably Bad in Business. Maybe you need to check it out.

Hmmm...but John is so not bad in business. So he must be great in the bed then!

Haha, great list JC. I didn't know most of them! Thanks for taking the time to make the list/post.

huhuhu...
nice story...
Is it all true???

John isn't all milk-and-cookies. He happens to be human. That's a good thing, I think. He hasn't killed anyone yet, and, so far, that's a good sign.

He CLAIMS he hasn't killed anything yet, but according to Ed he has so... LOL gotta love the dot com mogul's human side.

Have you ever seen the movie DERAILED, with Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston? well... Clive copied you!! :twisted:

LOL

7 - During my bar hopping days, I used to bet girls $1 that I could kiss them without touching any part of their body. When they say go ahead, I would kiss them and then say, “Damn! I lost!” and give them the dollar.

Right! I knew I seen that slick move somewhere.

John! I never knew you were such a pimp!

Only from pimps become successful people :twisted:

It's a skill he's mastered through the years. :lol:

Hey josh wow these are very interesting facts about yourself. The killer fact is pretty scary actually :lol:

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Yea, I can't even imagine one of my friend's turning out to be a serial killer and I'm guessing you didn't expect it either before it happened

Wow, a serial killer best friend !!
Pay for hot action (only one dollar, ugly babe)
Probably a panda lost a claw from that rock fight
With this curriculum, how else can make more money online than John Chow ??

That was interesting, some of that remind me of myself :mrgreen:

Ha, my favorite as I'm sure others was your slap in the face. I love it.

I would've paid money to see John's face after that slap alright. Priceless!

#7 is a great trick! :mrgreen:

Hey John, This post is about 8 things we didn't know about you. Anyone who read your original post on Dec 22 already know the first 5. I only see three new ones and will patiently wait for the other 5!

He got you!! Now you will continue to come back looking for the other five, giving him more traffic. He's an evil genius!

I shall try the $1 trick soon.