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Evil Ways To Increase Blog Comments

written by John Chow on August 27, 2007

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OK, you’ve tried the Top Commentator plugin and you turned off nofollow all in the hope of getting more people commenting on your blog and they’re still not commenting. It’s time to get evil! Comments on a blog are a better sign of activity than how often a blog is updated. A blog can do multiple posts per day but if there are no comments in any of them, a reader will question if anyone reads it (unless comments has been turned off). Here are some evil ways to increase blog comments.

Start a Commenting Group

We all know about Digg groups that get together to digg their stories to the front page. You can get together with a few other bloggers and start a commenting group or just join an existing one. You all agree to comment on each others’ blogs and this helps to maintain a level of minimum comment activity on your blog.

Setting up a comment group is kinda like taking link exchanges to the next level. Link exchanges help readers and search engines discover other blogs but they don’t create a sense of activity and a non-active blog is a dead blog. This is not to say you should comment on blogs that only comment on your blog. Commenting on other people’s blog (especially the big ones) is a very good way to bring targeted traffic to your blog.

Buy The Comments

If you can’t find a comment group to join then you can try to buy the comments. While you can pay people to comment on your blog, a better way would be to dangle a carrot in front of them with a reply to contest. Whenever I post about a contest that requires a simple reply to enter, I easily get up to 300 comments in the post.

This blog already gets enough enough comments as it is so why do I need to do a reply contest? It’s all part of the overall marketing plan. A large percentage of readers are new. When they see a post with 300 comments, it tells them that this is a happening blog.

The main problem with a reply to contest is it only generates comments to one post. It looks very strange to see one post with a bunch of comments and the rest with none. The solution would be to give commentators additional entries if they leave a comment in another post.

Be Your Own Top Commentator

If all else fail then it’s time for you to be the top commentator. Make up an alias and reply to your own post. Now you may think this is dishonest but in marketing, perception is everything and the perception is a blog without any comments is not a happening blog.

I’ve seen blog posts where the blogger asked a question from his readers. A couple of days later I got back and there’s zero comments to the question. That does not look good. If you are going to ask a question from your readership and there’s no reply, then answer it yourself with an alias. Having one comment on there is better than having none. That one comment may be all that’s needed to get the comment ball rolling. If you’re really evil, you’ll set up a bunch of aliases and really make the blog come to life. Remember, perception is everything.

Comment As a Big Name Blogger

This one is really pushing it but I’ve seen it done a few times. You leave a comment on your blog using a well known blogger. The ideal being to show, “Look! John Chow commented on my blog and you should too!” I really don’t recommend doing this because if the big name finds out, he may out you and that’ll kill your reputation.

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I think having a great site, dofollow, and top commentators is enough for dedicated readers to comment on the posts.

These evil ways of gaining more comments on your blog reminds me of the steps I took when launching my first forum. I made at least 15 accounts and talked to myself until I was able to get enough people on the forum to get rid of my need to do so.

Great ideas though.

I wonder how many John Chow spoof comments will spawn from this post :lol:

Well if the RSS trick isn't the best way to increase RSS readers AND comments, I don't know what is! Simply a beautiful tactic.

count me among the thousands of people following your advice to build and monetize more traffic.

I'll take another shot at getting a copy of the forex book, please.

Time for a bonus entry in my attempt to win the 7 Winning Strategies. Thanks! :)

I want to enter for a chance to win 7 Winning Strategies for Trading Forex :)

Nameless dude? Anyway, getting a bonus entry too. Thanks.

After 5 months of blogging, I realized that I had my comments option set to registered only. What a disappointment when I discovered that. I don't know how I overlooked that but the way I look at it, I am pretty much starting over. I am afraid to know how much damage was done.

LOL! :roll:

Well I hope that other "young" bloggers like myself would try some advertising first before resorting to talking to themselves...

When you mentioned comments drive more activity then number of posts you're right on the ball.

Right now blogging kind of slow as I'm preparing to launch a new blog soon, but someone linked to one of my posts on forum and that forum post boomed with a ton of replies... then it was locked, but I'm still seeing hits from that 1 post to my site in mint.

Haha I think I'll try that last one :razz:

Comments = content. Content = Good. Posts = original content. Comments from comment group still = original content. So in the end comment groups = more money, more money and more money for us all.

Sometimes :twisted: = WIN

:idea: Contact me for comment group. :twisted:

Nice tips for getting more comments. I'll have to do that no follow tip. And perhaps start commenting on my own site. :evil:

Make mine the second one too
http://www.johnchow.com/make-money-online-by-tradi...
Hope I win this time round :D Been wanting to get into Forex for quite some time now.

I actually comment on own blog to answer queries that readers post but that's making me the top commentor and thus I had to remove the Top Commentor plugin for now. Will try out some of your ways too John :D

Hey! I like books :lol:

Pretty sneaky.
I also found out that if you bitch about an up and coming web 2.0 site, you also get comments.

Consider this entry number two for your contest here: http://www.johnchow.com/make-money-online-by-tradi...

Want the book, blogged it here:
http://retiredpay.com/blogging/how-to-make-money-w...
Thought this was apretty cool scheme to comment collect ... oh, and I subscribed to your newsletter too ... I'm a long-time RSS subscriber. ... and John?

The comment lines-throughs are gone ... thank you, thank you, thank you!!

Hi John,
Thanks for the nice tips, among all the other ideas i like the idea of starting a commenting group.
It is time somebody :evil: starts such a group, would be great if big bloggers like you started such a group so that people will take it serious enough to participate in it.
Just let me know if you have any such plans of starting such a group, i will be first to join it. :evil:

I want to enter for a chance to win 7 Winning Strategies for Trading Forex :mrgreen:

You're an evil man, John Chow :twisted:

I used to trade on Forex and corious about 7 Winning Strategies for Trading Forex. :razz:

Hey John, I might take the liberty to post some comments on my blog as you, since I now know that you condone it :twisted: , and since you've been on my blog a couple times in the last month and haven't yet said anything :evil:

Feel free to comment on your blog as me, I don't mind, you know my URL so you're sorted :mrgreen:

Great tips, will have to download top commentators plugin for my little blog.

Weren't people moaning about fake comments not so long a go?

Its sounds strange that nobody is saying "I've been using these methods", but I'm damn sure that the percentage of self-commentators out there is very high. :!: :!: :!:

This one is really pushing it but I’ve seen it done a few times. You leave a comment on your blog using a well known blogger. The ideal being to show, “Look! John Chow commented on my blog and you should too!” I really don’t recommend doing this because if the big name finds out, he may out you and that’ll kill your reputation.

Another nice and evil idea!!!
but where can one find such groups???

Bribing commentators is pretty evil, but hey I'm not complaining :wink:

Hahaha...you are the most evil person, :grin: evil post , posting on your blog as a alias, what an idea. good post

Can't say no to a free book!

Actually I don't like faked comments at all.

I like to try all this techniques! :mrgreen:

I like the comment group option and might look into it.
Thanks!

Yeah the comment group is the only method that seems ethical and possibly useful.

I was going like, build the readership base first. let people discover your blog then the comments will come.

but, hey, some traffic can be built by the amount of commentors of the blog?

hmmm

It seems like you have been using these ideas! Not many other blogs out there getting as many comments as this one!

Great Contest John - I hope I am in for the forex book!

Lol..........

Come on John, how do these ideas creep into your brain? Anyway, njoyed it.

Books are cool :twisted:

In regards to the contest idea, I have already gone to that level. My current giveaway forces readers to comment on at least five different posts before being entered in to the drawing. If anyone is interested, it can be found at http://www.romandock.com/this-blogs-first-giveaway...

And I'll take one free book please.

I want the book! John Chow is the Evil Overlord of the Blogosphere!

Hook up the book John, rig it my way, after all I am a new 125 x 125 button advertiser :mrgreen:

While you don't really need a warning because the title says it all, I believe that pretending to be a problogger and commenting on your own blog with an alias is kind of pathetic. I'd rather have a blog with minimum comments instead of having a blog flooded with comments by me...as different people.

In the land of the blog, content is king. If you build it, they will come.

Comments are always nice, and a great motive to keep the blogger blogging.

(my RSS reply for the new comment :) )