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Happy Halloween Everyone

written by John Chow on October 31st, 2008

If you’re going trick or treating, be safe and don’t accept any apples. Also, if you’re trick or treating in Vancouver and you receive a chocolate bar, you may want to make sure there’s really a chocolate bar inside. When I used to hand out candy bars a long time ago, I would unwrap the Kit Kat bar, remove the Kit Kat and replace it with a note that read, “The Tricks On You Sucker!” and then wrap it back up again. I could just picture the looks on the poor kids’ faces as they open their Kit Kat to find no treat. Pure evil, I was. :twisted:

I’m off to the Radio Shack (call The Source here) to get some supplies to build the pumpkin you see in the video below. That should be great to scare the living daylights out of the kids coming to my house. Hopefully, they won’t figure out who gave them the empty Kit Kat.

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  1. Happy Halloween from problogineer too..

    The evil is out :D

  2. I don’t know, but everytime I hear that sound, I can’t help myself laughing.

  3. just back from my college Halloween party.. hope everyone are having great fun like I do.. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

  4. Happy Halloween John!

  5. I just sent out a “chain letter” form of a post via email in form of a Halloween prank. :)

  6. Very funny! Save $$$ too, scare them away before you have to give them candy .. really evil ..

  7. hahaha I remember halloween days, they were the best when i was young

  8. Happy Halloween guys with a lot
    of fun.

    My advice

    Have fun in your life because life is beautiful
    and unfortunately short.

    Mario

  9. Happy Halloween John

    That horn is just loud, guaranteed to scare some kids. I hope you get a chance to capture some footage of your pumpkin in action.

  10. That is a great pumpkin. I thought the red button would blow it up hahaha.

  11. I’m shocked that you used to wrap the Kit Kat bar with a note..John Chow, I expected better man..Just look all those kids out there.. I’m sure money isn’t a issue right?

  12. Empty candy bars is totally amateur. If you are really evil you fill them with trash and save a trash bag and get the house cleaned at the same time!

    :-)

  13. John, I’m glad I never came to your house when I use to trick or treat. I would have been upset!!!! Be safe everyone and enjoy Halloween!!!!!

  14. If only you could make that horn an actual bull horn, and scare the living crap out of everyone. Happy Halloween John!

  15. “I could just picture the looks on the poor kids’ facees as they open their Kit Kat to find no treat. Pure evil, I was. ” You are evil….. Happy Halloween :)

    ~ Laura

  16. John! I am so offended that you use the word Halloween! Please use Orange and Black Day when referring to the Oct 31 celebrations from now on.

    http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/10/29/comment-how-the-toronto-school-board-sterilized-halloween.aspx

    ;)

  17. No Kit Kats for kiddies, you are evil.

  18. Fake candy, that sounds so evil, for a second I thought you were going to say check the chocolate before eating because you don’t know if it’ll have some poison in it or something, only to click the link and see you’re talking about pulling a bait and switch on kids. Classic. lol

    Harry

  19. Eh, you’re just saving the parents on dental bills anyhow…they should thank you :P

  20. Happy Halloween John!

    Nice Pumpkins! The horn is scary…

  21. Happy Halloween to everyone :)

  22. Yeah… Happy Belated Halloween! Trick or treat!

  23. Man you are truely evil. I hope everyone had a great time last night.

  24. sweet pumpkin!

    it really saddens me that here in nyc halloween is also gang initiation day, where wannabe members of The Bloods run around slashing people in order to prove that they are bad enough to join up. when i was a kid, it didn’t get much worse than egg-throwing or paintballs.

    here’s to better, less violent days.

  25. i hope you all had a happy halloween. greats from germany

  26. John Chow truly is of the Dark Side. What did he do with all that unwrapped chocolate?

  27. Happy halloween to everyone and john , and trick or treating from everyone.

  28. So that was YOU I kept getting the empty kit kats from every year!! Bastard.

    Just kidding but that is pure evil. You probably ruined some kids Halloweens.

  29. same to you john and every one here :D !

  30. hehe :) sorry late :) but Happy Late Halloween! :)

  31. Ooooh, I like that kit kat idea…….next year……

  32. A belated Happy Halloween to you all.

    Hey John, did you dress up for Halloween?

    I made a HALO Master Chief costume out of paper and fiberglass last year. It cost me over $300 to make so I’ll be using it for a couple more years…hehe

  33. You will rot in dot.com hell John for all those wrongdoings. Happy Halloween!

  34. Don’t know why, but every single time I hear that sound, I can’t help myself laughing.

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