I’m Giving Away $1 Million Bills!

At the rate the US economy is going, we won’t be seeing much change when we buy groceries with a $1 million bill. Then again, I’m sure if you try to pass off this bill as legal tender, you might end up having to post $1 million in bail.

Anyway, I got a few million dollars worth of these bills to give away. If you want one to impress your date, leave a comment below. I’ll be sending $1 million bills to the best comments.

The deadline for entries is this Friday. Bills get sent out on Saturday. Don’t spend it all in one place!

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54 thoughts on “I’m Giving Away $1 Million Bills!”

  1. Sameer


    I’m not quite impressed with this article

    1. John Chow says:

      Guess who’s not getting a $1 million bill?

      1. Rick Krenz says:

        I don’t now why I am laughing like a little school girl from the comments

        1. lol… john, i would like to get a $1,000,000 bill :) My dream is to make $1 million in affiliate marketing. It will inspire me to reach my goal. :)

          1. Joshua says:

            @ ashish – confession, my (Sloan Tech) biz card info was printed on the back, along with a tag line: “Thanks a Million – You Made me Smile” But it was intended to inspire and amuse affiliates everywhere..and help people remember me.

            @John – I hope I gave you more than $40 million to share!

      2. MykeTech says:

        I would hang it up and use it as inspiration, it would be awesome if you picked me!!!! It’s all about the Dot Com Lifestyle.

        1. PPC Ian says:

          That’s a great idea – it would be inspiring seeing such a big bill. At the same time, it’s a sign of inflation so it could be discouraging too! :-)

    2. Free Forms says:

      Why Sameer even it’s a great article according to me..

  2. Thien


    ive seen this 1 mill bill before

  3. Aaron Koo


    If you look closely, you can tell they’re fake.

    1. John Chow says:

      Well, the fact that the US doesn’t make a $1million bill might give it away too!

      1. give me that, I’ll paste it on my “Vision Board” and will make it as my inspiration and aim to earn the same amount before I say to anybody “Happy new year 2013”

  4. I could always use one of those to give out as change in my gallery. “Thank-you for buying my painting. Let’s see… I owe you $.01, here’s your change.”

  5. Mel Lifshitz says:

    This cracks me up. Send me a $1million bill, please. Lol

  6. Are you really going to send that? xD
    If so, send me :)

  7. We are almost there; Turkey had 20-million bill lirasi and worst was Zimbabwe which had 100 trillion dollar bills. So let Obama just put on some more zeros on the bills.

    1. Free Forms says:

      Property you have great knowledge indeed & agreed Turkey had 20-million bill lirasi.

  8. Instead of the Statue of Liberty, there should be a picture of Dr. Evil (with pinky in mouth)

  9. That would be nice, it would be nice to have it and use it as motivation for next year!

  10. Goodness Me..!

    Here in South Africa the current exchange rate as I make this comment is:
    1.00 USD = 7.22152 ZAR (South African Rand)

    That means one of those will be worth about 7,221,223.09 ZAR.

    If you could somehow slip me one over here I will pay off the country’s debt.

  11. John, I love money, and I would love to have this bill to post up where I can see it daily to give me inspiration to reach that million dollar goal!!! Please send me one! :) Or send me a bed full of these so I can roll in it like those high rollers in the gangster movies!

  12. Nik says:

    If I had an extra million dollars lying around, I would be very tempted to buy every billboard in the province and stick a picture of myself on all of them.

  13. Casey


    I’d like one John! No guarantee I won’t try to use it drunk at a bar… but it would sure make for a good story. :) I would have so much fun with it. >:)

  14. MykeTech says:

    I want a billion dollar bill because I want to make a billion dollars and live the Dot Com Lifestyle!

  15. mark J


    I have a 1 million canadian dollar bill, so it would be cool to add an american one to start a collection, my dream is to make 1 million canadian by the time I’m 25. =)

  16. Mark j


    I would also use the bill as a motivator, I’d frame it above my desk ( like the Canadian bill) and have it as a constant motivation tool to achieve the dot com lifestyle and achieve my goals. And the next time I’m going to America I can fool around with the currency exchange staff. =)

  17. Justin Dupre says:

    Love to get my hands on one of those 1 million bills. Can you send some over in Thailand?

  18. fazal mayar says:

    I want it, im just gonna stick it on in my room on the wall so i can have as a goal to make 1 million online. Since i dont go to school anymore, its my inspiration to become an entrepreneur. yep i rock :)

  19. Sharla says:

    This would be the perfect bill to take to the gas station and buy a pack of gum!! LOL Just kidding. It would be a great visual for the board, definitely!!

  20. Josh Renihan


    With a $1,000,000 bill, I’d like to bust it out at the strip club and see if I can get a lap dance til I pass out! MAKE IT RAIN!

  21. Sid says:

    I am sure the million dollar bill is going to be worth more than the Zimbabwean 100 billion dollars :)

  22. PPC Ian says:

    That is so cool, I really want one. Please enter me in the contest. :-)
    All the best,

  23. Dress Making says:

    first time seeing an 1 million dollar

    1. Free Forms says:

      hmmm Lollllz Dress like me…!!!

  24. gonz says:

    Pull this out on your first date, I’m sure she’ll be real impressed….

  25. Michael says:

    That’s pretty EPIC! 1,000,000 bill! I want one! 😀

    Where you get them from? You print them off yourself or did you steal them with your affiliate marketing skills like how you got all the beers at the affiliate summit?

  26. d3so says:

    I want a 1 million dollar bill to remind me of my goal of being financially independent. If John would sign his autograph on the bill, I’d frame it.
    However, I could fool someone gullible enough into giving me their life savings for an EXCLUSIVE, ULTRA-RARE MILLION DOLLAR BILL!

  27. President Obama need to starting print 1 million dollar bills so he have a small chances to fix the U.S. budget.

  28. Lalit says:

    I would have been happy to get $1 million in cash instead of discount coupons for groceries etc. Anyway looking forward for the lucky one who get the $1 million bills.

  29. Marita


    Seeing this bill reminded me of something: When I was a kid my grandma showed me old german marks from the Great Depression in the 30s. Because of the fast and high inflation rate the government simply printed new amounts over existing bills. She had bills with 1,000,000 printed over it! She told me at that time you could probably only buy a few loaves of bread with it.

  30. John


    Send it me me and I’ll make a youtube video of me eating 1 million dollars.

  31. fas says:

    Is this for real, :)

  32. I’d like one to use as inspiration. When I finally hit that mark, I’ll look at that note & remember the day I got it.

  33. Cynthia


    I have a strong passion to help other people. My goal is to start a non-profit organization geared toward helping people in the area of housing, employment and self-development. I also want do motivational speaking at non-profits, for-profit companies and schools. My motivational speaking will be designed to inspire other people to go beyond what they are use to so that they can achieve greater heights of success.

    The artificial $1 million dollar bill would serves as a reminder to me as to what I can achieve. It will also serve as a funding reminger of how much money I will need to acquire as funding to start and grow my operations so that I can touch the lives of many people. This artificial $1 million dollar bill will be framed and hung on my wall. It will remind me that I chose to take a step forward in faith to do something which will have a positive influence in quality of life of many people and that with PERSEVERANCE many great things ARE possible.

  34. Emma says:

    How about you buy yourself a drink and just send me the change in lower denominations, go on you know you want to!

  35. Tom says:

    The Statue of Liberty and a $1,000,000. I think that says it all.

    Financial freedom here I come!

  36. Free Forms says:

    I wish $1,000,000. could Get without struggle..

  37. Free Forms says:

    Interesting post & i will surely be back again to look at some other significant posts that you have in future.

  38. Deen says:

    are you serious John…:-)

    if i had that 1 000 000 bill, i would past it near my laptop so that i see it every day and as a reminder to me that i can be like john chow and one day beat him :-)

  39. Erwin Miradi says:

    Could you just send me the file instead? So I print it myself here. Thx 😛

  40. I always do my best to think at least one step ahead…

    So I’ll save you a step… Here’s my address…

    465 Jurong West St 41
    #03-554 Singapore 640465

    Hope to see the million dollar bill soon =)

    P.S. I’m not afraid to post my address because all my 12,000 aweber subscribers would have seen them countless times anyway =P

  41. John Chow is the best. Can I have it now?

  42. Marvin says:

    Well, I would like to have the million dolllar bill and then get them changed into 1 million pieces of 1 dollars.

  43. Pavel


    If I would have had $ 1 million, I would have lived in pleasure!

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