Introducing John Chow Cola – The Official Blogger Drink

Introducing The Official Blogger Drink

John Chow, Inc., publisher of John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company, maker of the number 1 selling soft drink in the world, has entered into a licensing agreement to produce John Chow Cola, The Official Blogger Drink.

When bloggers drink John Chow Cola, post ideas will “pop” into their heads because of the drink’s Liquid Neuro Enhancers. A blogger will never get writer’s block again if he drinks John Chow Cola.

John Chow Cola

“John Chow Cola taps into a market The Coca-Cola Company has been trying to reach for years without much success. By partnering the world’s best known blogger with the world’s number 1 brand, we’re sure John Chow Cola will become one of the top selling Coca-Cola products. John Chow Cola tastes great and offers increased productivity for bloggers.”

Muhtar Kent – Chairman & Chief Executive Officer, The Coca-Cola Company

John Chow Cola will ship in cans for the North American market. Markets outside North American will receive John Chow Cola in the classic Coke bottle. A Diet John Chow Cola will shortly follow.

Made with Liquid Neuro Enhancers

John Chow Cola is the first drink in the world to use Liquid Neuro Enhancers (LNE). A technology that took The Coca-Cola Company over ten years to develop. Unlike a sport drinks that only enhance physical performance, the LNE used in John Chow Cola enhances the brain’s ability to come up with new blog post ideas. One drink is all it takes to get a sugar rush of ideas pouring in.

With over 120 million bloggers on the Internet and 175,000 joining everyday, the market for John Chow Cola is huge and untapped. Being first to market means John Chow Cola will be The Official Blogger Drink.

From John Chow Soda To John Chow Cola

This is my second soda licensing deal. Back in 2008, I signed a deal with Jones Soda to sell John Chow Soda. However, the drink didn’t have Liquid Neuro Enhancers and it wasn’t a cola. With the bigger distribution and marketing muscles of The Coca-Cola Company, I expect John Chow Cola to easily outsell John Chow Soda.

Get a Free Six Pack of John Chow Cola

Want to be among the first to try John Chow Cola? Simply reply to this post and John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company will send you a free six pack! You better get your comment in quick however. We’re only giving away 10,000 cases.

In addition to the free six pack, 1,000 winners will be selected at random to fly all expenses paid to New York City for the John Chow Cola World Wide Launch Party on April 15. This is going to be the biggest party New York has ever seen! Reply now to get in on it!


119 thoughts on “Introducing John Chow Cola – The Official Blogger Drink”

  1. Abhik says:

    Is it a 1st April Prank?
    I guess it is πŸ™‚

    1. Certainly it is … Lollz

      1. John almost got me.. LOL, nice try.

      2. Just tried John’s Cola And I immediately got 100s of idea.

        1. PPC Ian says:

          Awesome stuff. John, if you had your own cola, I’d buy it all day long! Especially if it helped me generate post ideas!

          1. John I am sure you have great ideas without drinking it.

    2. LOL That was one of the best April fool pranks! πŸ˜€

      But i wish there should be a new Cola enhances the brain’s ability to come up with new blog post ideas. Coca Cola may consider it, after they read this post! πŸ˜€

      1. if that will be the case than this will be more addition to the evil powers.

    3. Graham Lutz says:

      I bet it’s true. ha

    4. I thought you did this one last year?

      1. John Chow says:

        Last year, my book hit the New York Times Best Seller list.

        1. d3so says:

          That one was more believable.

          1. because you got the book from thr john … Lolllzzz

        2. Oh yea, that’s right. But I thought I’d seen this before somewhere.

      2. Marger says:

        No, he is actually recycling this joke from 3 years back. The original post has even been removed, but here it is in Googles cache: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ShO_FVyAFeUJ:www.johnchow.com/john-chow-cola-the-official-blogger-drink/

        I’m sure there’s a contest in this somewhere and that finding this link just won me an iPad!

    5. You always have to expect one from JC on April 1.

  2. Appreciate your creativity, John!
    But we are aware of the date and the significance of this post. Better luck next time!

    BTW the posters are awesome (and looks to be real) !!

    1. But however this one bring the smile on our face and I think with that mission accomplished.

      1. PPC Ian says:

        That is absolutely right! Definitely brought a smile to my face. πŸ™‚ Awesome stuff John!

    2. John Rampton says:

      I dunno, looks pretty legit to me!

      1. You can do a lot with Photoshop.

  3. David says:

    It’s deja vu!! Haha…

  4. I definitely want to give it a try lookin forward for it

    1. Looking forward to what? It is an April Fool’s joke.

  5. d3so says:

    Most obvious April fools post. But I like the idea. Hope you actually go through with it πŸ™‚

    1. PPC Ian says:

      I agree 100%. If this were real, I’d totally drink it every single day! I guess I’m a true John Chow fan!

      1. I haven’t had a soda in more than 5 years, too much sugar.

    2. Last year everyone thought that John didn’t write an actual book. Everyone was wrong.

      This time everyone again things that John is using this as a prank. Are you really sure that the drink is not real?

      This time I agree that it’s not. And if it were real I wouldn’t drink it, especially the diet version of it.

  6. Michael Kwan says:

    You mean it doesn’t come with a free Rick Astley CD?

    1. John Chow says:

      I am sure I can get Coca-Cola to throw that in and have it played during the party in New York!

      1. Abhik says:

        Don’t forget to shoot some pictures for us πŸ™‚

      2. with the bigger community like you, yes I believe you can do it John.

      3. Hey John,

        I think that John Chow’s Coca Cola would have been more in tune with the company as it would retain their full name. Cola by itself may not be a trade mark as many companies use the word Cola, including Pepsi and others.

        1. Ah yes that’s very good point for the cola one. I didn’t realize it before.

  7. April fools prank…LOL

    1. John Rampton says:

      I dunno Rosell, the pictures look pretty convincing!

      1. Yep, the pictures it’s look so real.. LOL very convincing.

        1. yes photos were awesome and have a look at the text style … This is so real.

          1. Yep, I think John was hire very talented designer.

          2. If you are good at Photoshop you can do some pretty amazing photo tricks.

  8. Fantastic !!! congrats to John Chow and Coca- Cola on this super drink and association. Long Live Coke and Long Live John Chow.

  9. Long Live April Fools Day.

    1. Abhik says:

      So.. You got fooled πŸ˜€

      1. d3so says:

        Don’t think so. Everyone seems to have caught on.

  10. Wess Stewart says:

    Awesome prank. πŸ˜€

  11. I don’t like cold drinks however if it is from John Chow I am sure I will drink it.

  12. Boy another curious title though at the right 1st April.

  13. Sweet – Cola. Shame on you guys for posting April fools day without letting a few “good” (wow – congrats) comments get in. LOL. John you should’ve said something about an iPad 2 giveaway sponsored by Coke and a special black and red iPad case or something. hehe.

    1. d3so says:

      Imagine if his ipad 2 giveaway was the real april fools joke? haha.

      1. That may have raise the expectation of readers and I think that was not right …. But in this case no such things.

      2. PPC Ian says:

        Man, that would be crazy! I certainly hope it’s not the April fools joke! That would be totally insane. πŸ™‚

  14. Tilen says:

    Awesome! I would like to have one of those πŸ™‚

    1. d3so says:

      Definitely worthy of being a collector’s item.

  15. Chow chow chow… ciao John and Cola. Funny though!

    1. d3so says:

      It should’ve been named Coca-Chow!

      1. Wow we are getting awesome ideas here.

      2. I think Chow Cola is more Cool. LOL that’s my suggestion

  16. Alexis says:

    That’s a prank but it’s really funny. I’m laughing right now LOL!!
    Send one in London here to me John.

  17. Papa Bear says:

    I almost fell for it.. Luckily I have the habit of reading all other comments… LOL! Nice try!

    1. You should remember the date … However keep remember next time.

  18. christina says:

    i love coco cola but new brand on with your name its different

  19. What an awesome post – don’t care if it is an April Fools or not, the graphics look great and the sales speech compelling – imagine a can of drink being all that is needed to come up wiht good ideas, lol.

    Awesome John πŸ™‚
    Peter

  20. Jayrweblog says:

    haha, what the heck! you make me laugh John. You know what I am one of the Sales Analyst of Coco-Cola Bottlers here in the Philippines. I’m going to promote this newest product of yours, God bless John,

  21. Paul says:

    I could hardly believe the RSS feed post and had to come over to see the actual blog post! Well done, I forgot the date today – doh!

    Nice idea thought if you could swing it πŸ™‚

  22. fas says:

    Nice April Fools John…

  23. Ivin says:

    Very creative parody/satire. I sing up!. Mine is going up in an hour or so when Youtube finished uploading my video. 6 min HD takes 5 hours… πŸ™

  24. Typhoon says:

    Even though it’s April fools day, I hope coca cola doesn’t sues you for copying their brand name and logo in this fun..Everywhere you will find somebody suing someone these days πŸ˜€

    BTW, will you send it chilled and ready to drink? or will I have to keep it in deep freezer before using it? :p

  25. Wyndell says:

    It’s a great art John. May I know the font used in the bottle?

    1. d3so says:

      I wonder who did the gfx work.

  26. Jan Schafer says:

    This is one of the best ideas for marketing I have seen in years.

  27. don says:

    Come on man, this april fools thing is played out isnt it?

  28. John Rampton says:

    I’m thinkin this is a great new drink that they should come out with! Funny post man!

  29. Justin says:

    You are too much man. Very creative though, add a little NLP to your favorite soft drink.

  30. Alexander W says:

    Wherever I turn I keep on seeing april pranks… (actually came here only to see your prank)
    However, it it was real it would be cool. πŸ˜›

  31. LOL the first April.. April Fools!!

  32. Mate Hegedus says:

    Damn it! I tought you were serious until I read the comments πŸ˜›

    When are you announcing the winner for the iPad2?

  33. Joseph says:

    John you are kidding me, it’s April fool right!

  34. are the labels real or photoshopped?

  35. Allen Walker says:

    You fooled me for a second… But just a second. πŸ˜›

  36. Hotdogman says:

    John’s been getting everyone to “drink the kool aid” all these years, now THIS!

  37. Simon Dodd says:

    Hey John,

    Nice prank!! I was almosgoing to email you and ask about international shipping rates!! πŸ˜‰

    Keep up the good work!

    Simon

  38. Lakhyajyoti says:

    Happy April Fools day John.Nice prank.

  39. Daniel K says:

    Too good to be true eh lol I almost believed it!

  40. David says:

    John, excellent and creative marketing approach. Your story and call to action will elevate you further up the blogging world.

  41. Tony says:

    At least you didn’t partner up with Pepsi πŸ™‚ Coke is MUCH better!

    1. How much better can it be? To me they are virtually the same and some blind tests have even shown that other “Cola” brands tasted even better to people.

      Not surprisingly, the big two cola brands never talk about this.

      Of course when you are conditioned or condition yourself that one cola brand is MUCH better than you’ll believe it.

  42. Daviid says:

    If it helps with blogging topics it got to be good, we always need new ideas.

  43. news headline : John chow cola now the best selling soda of all time.

    1. You added more spice to john’s cola business … Lolzz

  44. Ryan Sammut says:

    Haha you didn’t get me on this one!

  45. With such description I think you can make your own cola company seriously … Lollllzzz

  46. LOL πŸ™‚ You almost got me there John. Happy April Fool’s Day everyone!

  47. singer divya says:

    it seems great, i would like to suggest “John Cola “

  48. Mark Tanney says:

    I’m impressed by the bottle label. That’s commitment.

  49. The label does look really good. Perhaps John can tell us how he did it.

  50. anitha says:

    i have tried normal coco cola but have to try john chow cola

  51. Fazal Mayar says:

    Nice april fools thought it wasnt a joke though at first and I would drink the John Chow Cola if was in stores haha!

  52. I’m looking at the date and then at the drink and I have to laugh. Great April fools day joke! πŸ™‚

  53. You have to wonder just how much you will read online is a joke – April Fools or otherwise

    Peter

    1. What do you mean by april fools or otherwise?

  54. WTF says:

    lol, classic!

  55. Ed says:

    yeah good one john

  56. anitha says:

    every one expecting the cola i think

  57. work online says:

    I am Sure i can get Coca cola,
    I thought I’d seen this before somewhere.and i am really thankful to you from everything.

  58. christina says:

    I love coca cola its my favourite in drinks

  59. tech84 says:

    I love coke, i’m not a pepsi fan. However, cherry coke was the only coke variation I liked, coke zero tastes like coke diet, that taste reminds me when I was a kid and i was sick and that I could not taste really anything. lol

  60. Happy April Fools Everyone..hehehe..Im still recovering from all the pranks that had been floating around the web. They get better each year!

  61. coke is always my favorite brand in my drink

  62. Christine says:

    Had me fooled for a minute. Then I scrolled back up to the date… *ah* ‘that was a good one!”

  63. anitha says:

    each drink has different flavor eager to taste yours

  64. Wow, john. You are looking pretty handsome. πŸ™‚

  65. Techabouts says:

    oh!
    I don’t drink Coca Cola

  66. I like coca cola flavor

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