John Chow Cola – The Official Blogger Drink

John Chow Cola

The Official Blogger Drink

John Chow, Inc., publisher of John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company, maker of the number 1 selling soft drink in the world, has entered into a licensing agreement to produce John Chow Cola, The Official Blogger Drink.

When bloggers drink John Chow Cola, post ideas will “pop” into their heads because of the drink’s Liquid Neuro Enhancers. A blogger will never get writer’s block again if he drinks John Chow Cola.

“John Chow Cola taps into a market The Coca-Cola Company has been trying to reach for years without much success. By partnering the world’s best known blogger with the world’s number 1 brand, we’re sure John Chow Cola will become one of the top selling Coca-Cola products. John Chow Cola tastes great and offers increased productivity for bloggers.”

Neville Isdell – Chairman & Chief Executive Officer, The Coca-Cola Company

John Chow Cola will ship in cans for the North American market. Markets outside North American will receive John Chow Cola in the classic Coke bottle. A Diet John Chow Cola will shortly follow.

Made with Liquid Neuro Enhancers

John Chow Cola is the first drink in the world to use Liquid Neuro Enhancers (LNE). A technology that took The Coca-Cola Company over ten years to develop. Unlike a sport drinks that only enhance physical performance, the LNE used in John Chow Cola enhances the brain’s ability to come up with new blog post ideas. One drink is all it takes to get a sugar rush of ideas pouring in.

With over 120 million bloggers on the Internet and 175,000 joining everyday, the market for John Chow Cola is huge and untapped. Being first to market means John Chow Cola will be The Official Blogger Drink.

Get a Free Six Pack of John Chow Cola

Want to be among the first to try John Chow Cola? Simply reply to this post and John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company will send you a free six pack! You better get your comment in quick however. We’re only giving away 10,000 cases.

In addition to the free six pack, 1,000 winners will be selected at random to fly all expenses paid to New York city for the John Chow Cola World Wide Launch Party on April 15. This is going to be the biggest party New York has ever seen! Reply now to get in on it!

193 thoughts on “John Chow Cola – The Official Blogger Drink”

  1. Shawn Knight says:

    So much for the Pepsi Challenge!

    Who needs Red Bull when you can have John Chow Cola!? Can I do a review on it?

    1. Happy April Fools! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

      1. Sava says:

        totally agree with you ๐Ÿ˜€

        1. Robert says:

          Interesting. I wonder, however, if John would run into legal problems with Coca Cola with this post.

          1. Syed Balkhi says:

            I don’t think he would .. If anything Coca Cola got more free advertisement. Like they need it.

      2. Shame it was posted early.

    2. mr nice guy says:

      Hahaha I think there would be John Cow Pepsi in the
      ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

      1. Hey John, April 1st is tomorrow!

        1. John got a little eager at 23.59 ๐Ÿ˜‰

      2. I was working on a deal with Pepsi for “Not John Chow Cola” but cancelled the plans when I heard that John Chow was killed by a Panda!

        Check it out:

    3. DeboHobo says:

      This has got to be one of the better April Fool’s jokes I”ve seen. Very similar to the great Swiss Spaghetti Harvest of 1957.

      LOL JOHN!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Ed Lau says:

    This tastes like pandas!

    1. BlogTalks says:

      That’s because it uses real Panda extract ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

      1. I heard it was made with 100% pasturized angry panda juice!

  3. Teresa says:

    I want some!!!!!

    1. mr nice guy says:

      I would definitely taste this John Chow Cola as soon as it arrives in Asia hahaha…but april fool fever is here now guys beware!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  4. Tyler Ingram says:

    Shouldn’t this be posted on April 1st?

    1. Jeff Kee says:

      maybe it’s not a hoax???

      1. Shane says:

        Coca-cola doesn’t do co-branding deals with their flagship. It’s just John experimenting or it’s an Apr 1st setup.

        1. Joel says:

          Hope Coca Cola doesnt sue John Chow ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

        2. Jeff Kee says:

          Yes, I know that, I was joking. I actually did the damn photoshop work.

  5. David Lin says:

    Wow sweet. Nice job John!

  6. sebastiano says:

    darnit, I’m more of a pepsi guy, but heck send em to italy and i’ll have em

  7. Yea, some good Photoshoppin’ on the bottle there, if we could only believe it.

  8. adar says:

    Don’t know if this a joke or not but i still want one. ๐Ÿ˜†

  9. geomark says:

    The concept is that an April fool’s joke needs to be believable. This is not. So it’s not even slightly amusing. Posting it a day early, oh, tricky.

    1. Terry Tay says:

      Sometimes newspapers have some good April Fools jokes that fool a lot of people and cause a big stir. We’ll see what this year has in store.

    2. Joe says:

      Sounds like Geo’s been drinking the newly released “Brute Beer- After one sip, you become instantly annoying on other people’s blogs!”

  10. Sweet, free pop! ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. Bob Buskirk says:

    It’s some good stuff, John already sent me a case

    1. Terry Tay says:

      Would you like some Terry Tay Tators?


  12. Annie says:

    very creative!!

  13. Michael Kwan says:

    Eight ounce bottle? That’s so not enough sugar for the root of all evil.

  14. Paul says:

    Niceeeee. Send me a free bottle please!

    1. Just a bottle? I want a case!

  15. Arjun R. says:

    If this is true…Count Me In.

    1. c’mon it the april fools joke ๐Ÿ˜›

  16. James says:

    Bit early. ๐Ÿ™‚

  17. Bill says:

    Yep. Screwed up the timestamp again. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  18. Alvin Phang says:

    Congrats John ๐Ÿ˜€

  19. Vizion says:

    Sounds awesome – i’ll take a pack!

  20. Wade says:

    Would be awesome to see, even though I don’t drink pop, I may take it up.

  21. sir jorge says:

    I don’t believe this for one moment.
    It’s march 31st, but you’re putting t his on early.

  22. Dwayne says:

    Will the additive make me grow hair so that I can have a flat top like you also? If so send me two 6 packs.

  23. Punny Money says:

    I’ll take some! Though if this turns out to be an April Fools joke, I’ll gladly settle for a 2 liter of Diet Coke to go with this rum.

  24. Tom says:

    Oh boy what a great April Fools joke, even better than ProBlogger’s Tweet for pay post. Ok all you professional bloggers out there, it was cute once, let’s move along!

  25. MMMmmmm…. That John Chow Cola just makes my mouth go “more! more!”

    What’s Next?

    Zac Johnson Mt. Dew?

    Funny… Happy April 1.

  26. Ahh I love April Fools ๐Ÿ™‚

  27. John says:

    “The Icon” for “The Web Icon”…cliche’ that works. Thanks for promoting idea generation.

  28. Fat Tony69 says:

    Early April Fools.

  29. Cool! I’m in Atlanta and Coke is not just “the real thing” it is the only thing to drink here. Congrats on your marketing opportunity, John!

  30. I expected better from you today, John. Still holding out hope…

  31. Sha says:

    Well, it looks like it worked because some people are seriously debating as to whether it’s true or not, ha.

  32. Nick says:

    Well, it might be cool if it is/were true, but like others have already said, I have a sneaky suspicion that this post is meant for tomorrow and the great Chow is trying to make fools of all of us :D. You can go ahead and send me some free soda (or traffic) anyways John.

  33. Jason says:

    Good one. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  34. king kong says:

    may cause impotence ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  35. pkchukiss says:

    It is now 1 April where I am, good timing!

  36. Dave says:

    I love Coke.

    Hook it up John!

  37. Krishna says:

    nice gag ๐Ÿ™‚

  38. Terry Tay says:

    I have a feeling there is going to be 10,000 comments on here by the end of April fools ๐Ÿ˜› Posting a day early is kind of sneaky though.

    My Terry Tay Tators deal is in the works as well, so perhaps people can wash them down with a John Chow Cola.

  39. Preferred Tim Ferris’ joke but I like the modifications to that bottle picture.

  40. Gag or no gag, very creative! Great job on the Coke labels!

  41. John, absolutely Genius Post, no wonder you are so well read by the masses. I think this is your best post yet, I think I’m going to buy stock in Coca-Cola now. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    1. mr nice guy says:

      He won’t become the controversial JOHN CHOW without his head making gimmicks and the so-called special opps in social marketing, much more it’s april fools month hahaha. The Great John Chow! Wheeww

  42. Stephen says:

    If it was really John Chow Cola, it would be DIET…because that’s all he drinks! ๐Ÿ˜†

    I call Shenanigans! ๐Ÿ˜€

    1. Michael Kwan says:

      And where are the pandas?

  43. Sherry says:

    You bet I want John Chow Cola!! Sound sweet too ๐Ÿ™‚

  44. Sherry says:

    You bet I want John Chow Cola! When will I get it? ๐Ÿ™‚

  45. Sherry says:

    yes, get me one!

  46. Jim says:

    Meh, not a very good prank this year ๐Ÿ˜‰

  47. Sherry says:

    weird, I already submit comment a few nothing. Nothing show up. Yes I want one of john chow cola.

    1. betshopboy says:

      You seemed desperately thirsty! I suggest you get yourself the Coca Cola classic before you die of thirst waiting for “John Chow Cola”.

  48. Rekzai says:

    Send me a case please!!! I need some post ideas.

  49. Mayank Rocks says:

    I want one. I want one! :mrgreen:

  50. D-Skrill says:

    Hook it up John!
    Coca Cola Classic is my favorite.
    Although if your John Chow Cola Is going back to the original formula I want a truckload ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
    You guys remember the original formula right. just remove cola from the name ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  51. Fitness Site says:

    Who was the photoshop’er :mrgreen:

    Happy Fools day ๐Ÿ˜†

    1. Jeff Kee says:

      That would be me. ๐Ÿ™‚

  52. Jason says:

    The fact that some people aren’t sure whether or not this is true….is very sad….seriously, lol.

  53. betshopboy says:

    Nice try!

    Happy April fool’s day!

  54. Simon Lau says:

    Hahah nice one!

  55. Minal says:

    I would have believed it a April Fool joke had JC posted a title like
    ‘John Chow – The Official President 2009-2014’


  56. Jake Cohen says:

    This would actually be a very good idea if it weren’t April Fools. You are right, this really is a heavily untapped market. I for one would sure by the John Chow Cola’s. Seriously John, you should actually go talk to Coca-Cola about this, you might have something here.

  57. Career Quips says:

    Never hard of another more ingenious April Fool Prank!
    Good one John!

  58. Came out a little early!

  59. Erik Fuller says:

    Yeah I saw that at the Gas Station. However i’m more of a Pepsi fan ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  60. Adam says:

    Swallowing John Chow cola just seems kinda wrong somehow…. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  61. says:

    May be you should send few cases to guys at techcrunch. they are suiing FaceBook for 25 mill… they need few drinks in a fear of big lawyers…

  62. james says:

    Thats beacuse of his YouTube Shitty video LOL.

  63. Yes, happy April Fools’ Day!!!
    That was a good one, I like the logo, lol

  64. Thiago Prado says:

    hey John,

    Great product fellow and I need ideas now… maybe if you give some of this cola I can find a way to hack google adsense… lol ๐Ÿ˜†
    by the way. you don’t have to pay me a airfare cause I already live here in NY.
    see you…

  65. Rob says:

    April foools, I know it!!!

  66. Steve says:

    I love Coca-Cola…. you really had me going!

  67. John says:

    John, you have to claim against Coca Cola because you are making them more popular!
    Howto Be Happy Every Day

  68. David says:

    haha… Last years was better… more evil ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  69. bendz says:

    I think John is better at talking shit in video than writing about it in his blog.

  70. Vitaliy says:

    can some one get Chows Fanta ๐Ÿ˜›

  71. Niro says:

    lol….. Nice one he he… ๐Ÿ˜†

  72. Etienne Teo says:

    That was a nice april fool article!

  73. Happy April Fools to you too, John.

    I still want some JC cola though.. Now that’d be impressive. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  74. Joseph says:

    Did he come up with the that while he was making the viral video?

  75. mike huang says:

    Did mr nice guy mention there will be a “JOHN COW” drink instead of CHOW? ๐Ÿ™‚ Great April’s Fools!


  76. Lisa says:

    Maybe you can send some of these people a bottle of “Lighten Up” to go with their John Chow Cola ๐Ÿ™‚

  77. Infogle says:

    another viral idea to popularize your blog… good going for your thoughts

  78. sean says:

    April Fools! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  79. James Wilcox says:

    ๐Ÿ‘ฟ John somehow you’ve done it again. If this is real, I want some!

  80. Rhys says:

    Genius. Though I must apologise that I didn’t follow your advice on WordPress 2.5. My site has been compromised ๐Ÿ™

  81. Bruno Silva says:

    Would anyone ever believe in this?
    COme on John, you used to have better ideas…

  82. Alex Kim says:

    I hope this is true so i can get free drinks ๐Ÿ™‚

  83. Sathish AR says:

    Happy April Fool. He he he ๐Ÿ˜€

  84. To truly enjoy John Chow Cola (JCC :lol:) and reach the ultimate experience, you must buy currently offered on auction for $2.5 Million!


  85. GettyCash says:

    I’d love to hold the John Chow Cola can in my hand…

  86. Forensic says:

    If the original cola contained cocaine, can we ask what your ‘secret’ ingredient is???

  87. Robert says:

    This actually might happen in the future!! HAHA

  88. The Manager says:

    nice , can i get one? mitch matsuno cola coming soon!

  89. Bash Bosh says:

    Hahaha, very interesting and creative ๐Ÿ™‚

  90. kkk says:

    soooooooooooooo obvious ….

  91. Nice! I love april foo’s day.

  92. Hannah says:

    I love the number of people here who actually believe this is real….

    1. Forensic says:

      Funnily enough, if John really were to market his own brand of cola then it would probably sell!

  93. Pascoa says:

    I can order John Chow Cola only today? Or its possible order another day?

  94. David Chew says:

    Interesting and looks very real.

  95. O.Messaoud says:

    Reminds me of Google Gulp! ๐Ÿ˜†

  96. Chetan says:

    You couldnt prank people easily this time.. But the write up of this post is really nice ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I am wondering if John Cow makes “Cow milk cola” ha ha..

    1. Syed Balkhi says:

      yeah this one was no where as good as Zac Johnson’s one

  97. Mayur says:

    LMAO! I actually believed that until I remembered it is the fools day! ๐Ÿ˜€

  98. Ritu says:

    April Fool ๐Ÿ™‚

  99. Great April Fool. Too bad I found it whilst searching popular websites for pranks today.

    Keep up the good work John.

  100. I almost bought this one ๐Ÿ˜›

  101. Brady Ware says:

    HMMMMM should I say April fools. But hey just in case it’s real pick me pick me John I want to go.

  102. Benny Ong says:

    clearly a joke. Why not sign a deal with McD for a McChow Burger!

  103. Sava says:

    hey … what date is today ? 1st of april ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ?
    I really don’t buy it ๐Ÿ˜€

  104. John,

    I would like to try this new product.

  105. Budi Putra says:

    I would like to try this product on April 1, 2009! ๐Ÿ™‚

  106. Robert says:

    I would love to try it!

  107. Patrick Wong says:

    I also would LOVE to try this John Chow Cola so I can write better quality blogs! Thanks.

  108. didi says:

    april fool jokes ?

  109. Hey , I love Coca Cola and I love John Chow’s blog!! So with this I get them both!! Neato , I want some.

  110. Amanda says:

    Good April Fools Joke ๐Ÿ™‚

  111. Thats once of the best april fool jokes I have read!

  112. This is just awesome! How cool of you, john!

  113. raluca says:

    this was a good joke, not like next one

  114. Caleb says:

    You forgot to mention programming your mind with the basics of Marketing Metaphysics while you drink John Chow Cola ๐Ÿ˜‰

  115. Haha, that’s a pretty neat idea. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  116. Goat says:

    You are a big goat:D i lol’d so damn hard!

  117. Boris Zv says:

    Eh that good idea ๐Ÿ™‚

  118. Cathy says:

    Pickme, picke me! I sure could use some neuro enhancers!

  119. Wow, thats way cool!

  120. James Pong says:

    Is this for real?

  121. Gabriel says:

    Can I drink this in Asia Pac or in Malaysia??? must be sweeter n nicer than normal cokes ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

  122. Work At Home says:

    Gotta love April Fools ๐Ÿ™‚

  123. Chris says:

    You’re teaming up with the world’s best brand – Coca Cola. We’re so proud of you. I’m a Coca Cola lover, and I can’t wait to get two JohnChow Cola, one for me to taste, and the other one for collection!

  124. haha, nice Cola, and good laugh ๐Ÿ™‚

  125. kangtutur says:

    in Indonesia we say APRIL MOP

  126. ismabera says:

    Uf, I hope I am not too late to get free ๐Ÿ˜Ž John Chow Cola. I hope you will send me in โ“ Slovenia, where I am at this moment

  127. jimsvarkey says:

    The photoshop work is awesome ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  128. Rahman Alwi says:

    John you could really get in trouble if Coca cola is pissed off with this claims. I have nothing against this, but when I first read it, it looks real. I almost blogged about IT!!!!!!! :mrgreen:

    But really… especially in country like US and Canada, this could lead to serious legal battle. Furthermore, you are famous John and it makes you very loud.

    1. John Chow says:

      It would be super cool for Coke to sue me over this post. Imagine the amount of press I would get! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  129. John Simpson says:

    OK. I have to admit that the pics were great. Even though I know the concept is a fake, I am still compelled to respond. Sure. I’ll be “waiting” for my 6-pack. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  130. Seriously, when i first saw the post, i thought it was real and never thought it was April Fool’s joke. I even send this post to a few of my friends to tell them, look at what John Chow had done. He did a Cola with Coke! How foolish i was! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  131. Tasvir Khalili says:

    yea, free case of coke…what its fake…why man ๐Ÿ™

  132. danandmarsh says:

    heck I’ll comment for a free 6 pack(even though I prefer pepsi!! Ah, so it was an April fools joke, oh my!!

  133. Kn10 says:

    April Fools? I thought it was real. There are actually many places where you can get drinks branded with your own brand. I see alot of resturants sell beer with their own logo on it.

  134. Mike says:

    Neuro enhancement is right up my ally. Too bad its just an april fool’s joke.

  135. Do it for Pepsi next year ๐Ÿ˜‰ To be honest I don’t make difference ๐Ÿ™‚ both taste almost the same… especially with many ice in there. Pepsi pays more… so you’re doing this for them next year ๐Ÿ˜‰

  136. Pepsi pays more. Do one for them next year ๐Ÿ˜‰

  137. David Cheong says:

    eh.. is available in Asia yet? John send me one for souvenir free ๐Ÿ™‚

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