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John Chow Cola – The Official Blogger Drink

written by John Chow on March 31, 2008

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John Chow Cola

The Official Blogger Drink

John Chow, Inc., publisher of John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company, maker of the number 1 selling soft drink in the world, has entered into a licensing agreement to produce John Chow Cola, The Official Blogger Drink.

When bloggers drink John Chow Cola, post ideas will “pop” into their heads because of the drink’s Liquid Neuro Enhancers. A blogger will never get writer’s block again if he drinks John Chow Cola.

“John Chow Cola taps into a market The Coca-Cola Company has been trying to reach for years without much success. By partnering the world’s best known blogger with the world’s number 1 brand, we’re sure John Chow Cola will become one of the top selling Coca-Cola products. John Chow Cola tastes great and offers increased productivity for bloggers.”

Neville Isdell – Chairman & Chief Executive Officer, The Coca-Cola Company

John Chow Cola will ship in cans for the North American market. Markets outside North American will receive John Chow Cola in the classic Coke bottle. A Diet John Chow Cola will shortly follow.

Made with Liquid Neuro Enhancers

John Chow Cola is the first drink in the world to use Liquid Neuro Enhancers (LNE). A technology that took The Coca-Cola Company over ten years to develop. Unlike a sport drinks that only enhance physical performance, the LNE used in John Chow Cola enhances the brain’s ability to come up with new blog post ideas. One drink is all it takes to get a sugar rush of ideas pouring in.

With over 120 million bloggers on the Internet and 175,000 joining everyday, the market for John Chow Cola is huge and untapped. Being first to market means John Chow Cola will be The Official Blogger Drink.

Get a Free Six Pack of John Chow Cola

Want to be among the first to try John Chow Cola? Simply reply to this post and John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company will send you a free six pack! You better get your comment in quick however. We’re only giving away 10,000 cases.

In addition to the free six pack, 1,000 winners will be selected at random to fly all expenses paid to New York city for the John Chow Cola World Wide Launch Party on April 15. This is going to be the biggest party New York has ever seen! Reply now to get in on it!

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eh.. is available in Asia yet? John send me one for souvenir free :)

Pepsi pays more. Do one for them next year :wink:

Do it for Pepsi next year ;) To be honest I don't make difference :) both taste almost the same... especially with many ice in there. Pepsi pays more... so you're doing this for them next year ;)

Neuro enhancement is right up my ally. Too bad its just an april fool's joke.

April Fools? I thought it was real. There are actually many places where you can get drinks branded with your own brand. I see alot of resturants sell beer with their own logo on it.

heck I'll comment for a free 6 pack(even though I prefer pepsi!! Ah, so it was an April fools joke, oh my!!

yea, free case of coke...what its fake...why man :sad:

Seriously, when i first saw the post, i thought it was real and never thought it was April Fool's joke. I even send this post to a few of my friends to tell them, look at what John Chow had done. He did a Cola with Coke! How foolish i was! :twisted: :twisted:

OK. I have to admit that the pics were great. Even though I know the concept is a fake, I am still compelled to respond. Sure. I'll be "waiting" for my 6-pack. ;)

Wow...
John you could really get in trouble if Coca cola is pissed off with this claims. I have nothing against this, but when I first read it, it looks real. I almost blogged about IT!!!!!!! :mrgreen:

But really... especially in country like US and Canada, this could lead to serious legal battle. Furthermore, you are famous John and it makes you very loud.

It would be super cool for Coke to sue me over this post. Imagine the amount of press I would get! :twisted:

The photoshop work is awesome :cool:

Uf, I hope I am not too late to get free :cool: John Chow Cola. I hope you will send me in :?: Slovenia, where I am at this moment

:lol:
in Indonesia we say APRIL MOP

haha, nice Cola, and good laugh :-)

You're teaming up with the world's best brand - Coca Cola. We're so proud of you. I'm a Coca Cola lover, and I can't wait to get two JohnChow Cola, one for me to taste, and the other one for collection!

Gotta love April Fools :)

Can I drink this in Asia Pac or in Malaysia??? must be sweeter n nicer than normal cokes :razz: :razz:

Wow, thats way cool!

Pickme, picke me! I sure could use some neuro enhancers!

Eh that good idea :smile:

You are a big goat:D i lol'd so damn hard!

Haha, that's a pretty neat idea. ;)

You forgot to mention programming your mind with the basics of Marketing Metaphysics while you drink John Chow Cola :wink:

this was a good joke, not like next one

This is just awesome! How cool of you, john!

Thats once of the best april fool jokes I have read!

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Hey , I love Coca Cola and I love John Chow's blog!! So with this I get them both!! Neato , I want some.

I also would LOVE to try this John Chow Cola so I can write better quality blogs! Thanks.

Hmm,
I would like to try this product on April 1, 2009! :-)

John,

I would like to try this new product.

hey ... what date is today ? 1st of april :shock: ?
I really don't buy it :D

clearly a joke. Why not sign a deal with McD for a McChow Burger!

HMMMMM should I say April fools. But hey just in case it's real pick me pick me John I want to go.

I almost bought this one :P

Great April Fool. Too bad I found it whilst searching popular websites for pranks today.

Keep up the good work John.

LMAO! I actually believed that until I remembered it is the fools day! :D

You couldnt prank people easily this time.. But the write up of this post is really nice ;)
I am wondering if John Cow makes "Cow milk cola" ha ha..

yeah this one was no where as good as Zac Johnson's one

Reminds me of Google Gulp! :lol:

Interesting and looks very real.

I can order John Chow Cola only today? Or its possible order another day?

I love the number of people here who actually believe this is real....

Funnily enough, if John really were to market his own brand of cola then it would probably sell!

Nice! I love april foo's day.