John Chow Cola - The Official Blogger Drink
The Official Blogger Drink
John Chow, Inc., publisher of John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company, maker of the number 1 selling soft drink in the world, has entered into a licensing agreement to produce John Chow Cola, The Official Blogger Drink.
When bloggers drink John Chow Cola, post ideas will “pop” into their heads because of the drink’s Liquid Neuro Enhancers. A blogger will never get writer’s block again if he drinks John Chow Cola.
“John Chow Cola taps into a market The Coca-Cola Company has been trying to reach for years without much success. By partnering the world’s best known blogger with the world’s number 1 brand, we’re sure John Chow Cola will become one of the top selling Coca-Cola products. John Chow Cola tastes great and offers increased productivity for bloggers.”
Neville Isdell - Chairman & Chief Executive Officer, The Coca-Cola Company
John Chow Cola will ship in cans for the North American market. Markets outside North American will receive John Chow Cola in the classic Coke bottle. A Diet John Chow Cola will shortly follow.
Made with Liquid Neuro Enhancers
John Chow Cola is the first drink in the world to use Liquid Neuro Enhancers (LNE). A technology that took The Coca-Cola Company over ten years to develop. Unlike a sport drinks that only enhance physical performance, the LNE used in John Chow Cola enhances the brain’s ability to come up with new blog post ideas. One drink is all it takes to get a sugar rush of ideas pouring in.
With over 120 million bloggers on the Internet and 175,000 joining everyday, the market for John Chow Cola is huge and untapped. Being first to market means John Chow Cola will be The Official Blogger Drink.
Get a Free Six Pack of John Chow Cola
Want to be among the first to try John Chow Cola? Simply reply to this post and John Chow dot Com and The Coca-Cola Company will send you a free six pack! You better get your comment in quick however. We’re only giving away 10,000 cases.
In addition to the free six pack, 1,000 winners will be selected at random to fly all expenses paid to New York city for the John Chow Cola World Wide Launch Party on April 15. This is going to be the biggest party New York has ever seen! Reply now to get in on it!
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- 193 comments what's your take?
So much for the Pepsi Challenge!
Who needs Red Bull when you can have John Chow Cola!? Can I do a review on it?
Reply to this commentHappy April Fools!
Reply to this commenttotally agree with you
Reply to this commentInteresting. I wonder, however, if John would run into legal problems with Coca Cola with this post.
Reply to this commentI don’t think he would .. If anything Coca Cola got more free advertisement. Like they need it.
Reply to this commentShame it was posted early.
Reply to this commentHahaha I think there would be John Cow Pepsi in the future..lol
Reply to this commentHey John, April 1st is tomorrow!
Reply to this commentJohn got a little eager at 23.59
Reply to this commentI was working on a deal with Pepsi for “Not John Chow Cola” but cancelled the plans when I heard that John Chow was killed by a Panda!
Check it out: http://www.notjohnchow.com/john-chow-killed-by-panda/
Reply to this commentThis has got to be one of the better April Fool’s jokes I”ve seen. Very similar to the great Swiss Spaghetti Harvest of 1957.
LOL JOHN!!!!!
Reply to this commentThis tastes like pandas!
Reply to this commentThat’s because it uses real Panda extract
Reply to this commentI heard it was made with 100% pasturized angry panda juice!
Reply to this commentI want some!!!!!
Reply to this commentI would definitely taste this John Chow Cola as soon as it arrives in Asia hahaha…but april fool fever is here now guys beware!!
Reply to this commentShouldn’t this be posted on April 1st?
Reply to this commentmaybe it’s not a hoax???
Reply to this commentCoca-cola doesn’t do co-branding deals with their flagship. It’s just John experimenting or it’s an Apr 1st setup.
Reply to this commentHope Coca Cola doesnt sue John Chow
Reply to this commentYes, I know that, I was joking. I actually did the damn photoshop work.
Reply to this commentWow sweet. Nice job John!
Reply to this commentdarnit, I’m more of a pepsi guy, but heck send em to italy and i’ll have em
Reply to this commentYea, some good Photoshoppin’ on the bottle there, if we could only believe it.
Reply to this commentDon’t know if this a joke or not but i still want one.
Reply to this commentThe concept is that an April fool’s joke needs to be believable. This is not. So it’s not even slightly amusing. Posting it a day early, oh, tricky.
Reply to this commentSometimes newspapers have some good April Fools jokes that fool a lot of people and cause a big stir. We’ll see what this year has in store.
Reply to this comment~Terry
Sounds like Geo’s been drinking the newly released “Brute Beer- After one sip, you become instantly annoying on other people’s blogs!”
Reply to this commentSweet, free pop!
Reply to this commentIt’s some good stuff, John already sent me a case
Reply to this commentWould you like some Terry Tay Tators?
Reply to this commentvery creative!!
Reply to this commentEight ounce bottle? That’s so not enough sugar for the root of all evil.
Reply to this commentNiceeeee. Send me a free bottle please!
Reply to this commentJust a bottle? I want a case!
Reply to this commentIf this is true…Count Me In.
Reply to this commentc’mon it the april fools joke
Reply to this commentBit early.
Reply to this commentYep. Screwed up the timestamp again.
Reply to this commentCongrats John
Reply to this commentSounds awesome - i’ll take a pack!
Reply to this commentWould be awesome to see, even though I don’t drink pop, I may take it up.
Reply to this commentI don’t believe this for one moment.
Reply to this commentIt’s march 31st, but you’re putting t his on early.
Will the additive make me grow hair so that I can have a flat top like you also? If so send me two 6 packs.
Reply to this commentI’ll take some! Though if this turns out to be an April Fools joke, I’ll gladly settle for a 2 liter of Diet Coke to go with this rum.
Reply to this commentOh boy what a great April Fools joke, even better than ProBlogger’s Tweet for pay post. Ok all you professional bloggers out there, it was cute once, let’s move along!
Reply to this commentNice creativity John
Reply to this commentMMMmmmm…. That John Chow Cola just makes my mouth go “more! more!”
What’s Next?
Zac Johnson Mt. Dew?
Funny… Happy April 1.
Reply to this commentAhh I love April Fools
Reply to this comment“The Icon” for “The Web Icon”…cliche’ that works. Thanks for promoting idea generation.
Reply to this commentEarly April Fools.
Reply to this commentCool! I’m in Atlanta and Coke is not just “the real thing” it is the only thing to drink here. Congrats on your marketing opportunity, John!
Reply to this commentI expected better from you today, John. Still holding out hope…
Reply to this commentWell, it looks like it worked because some people are seriously debating as to whether it’s true or not, ha.
Reply to this commentWell, it might be cool if it is/were true, but like others have already said, I have a sneaky suspicion that this post is meant for tomorrow and the great Chow is trying to make fools of all of us :D. You can go ahead and send me some free soda (or traffic) anyways John.
Reply to this commentGood one.
Reply to this commentmay cause impotence
Reply to this commentIt is now 1 April where I am, good timing!
Reply to this commentI love Coke.
Hook it up John!
Reply to this commentnice gag
Reply to this commentThat’s sweet.
Reply to this commentI have a feeling there is going to be 10,000 comments on here by the end of April fools
Posting a day early is kind of sneaky though.
My Terry Tay Tators deal is in the works as well, so perhaps people can wash them down with a John Chow Cola.
Reply to this comment~Terry
Preferred Tim Ferris’ joke but I like the modifications to that bottle picture.
Reply to this commentGag or no gag, very creative! Great job on the Coke labels!
Reply to this commentJohn, absolutely Genius Post, no wonder you are so well read by the masses. I think this is your best post yet, I think I’m going to buy stock in Coca-Cola now.
Reply to this commentHe won’t become the controversial JOHN CHOW without his head making gimmicks and the so-called special opps in social marketing, much more it’s april fools month hahaha. The Great John Chow! Wheeww
Reply to this commentIf it was really John Chow Cola, it would be DIET…because that’s all he drinks!
I call Shenanigans!
Reply to this commentAnd where are the pandas?
Reply to this commentYou bet I want John Chow Cola!! Sound sweet too
Reply to this commentYou bet I want John Chow Cola! When will I get it?
Reply to this commentyes, get me one!
Reply to this commentMeh, not a very good prank this year
Reply to this commentweird, I already submit comment a few nothing. Nothing show up. Yes I want one of john chow cola.
Reply to this commentYou seemed desperately thirsty! I suggest you get yourself the Coca Cola classic before you die of thirst waiting for “John Chow Cola”.
Reply to this commentSend me a case please!!! I need some post ideas.
Reply to this commentI want one. I want one!
Reply to this commentHook it up John!
Reply to this commentCoca Cola Classic is my favorite.
Although if your John Chow Cola Is going back to the original formula I want a truckload
You guys remember the original formula right. just remove cola from the name
lol.
Who was the photoshop’er
Happy Fools day
Reply to this commentThat would be me.
Reply to this commentThe fact that some people aren’t sure whether or not this is true….is very sad….seriously, lol.
Reply to this commentNice try!
Happy April fool’s day!
Reply to this commentHahah nice one!
Reply to this commentI would have believed it a April Fool joke had JC posted a title like
‘John Chow - The Official President 2009-2014′
Reply to this commentThis would actually be a very good idea if it weren’t April Fools. You are right, this really is a heavily untapped market. I for one would sure by the John Chow Cola’s. Seriously John, you should actually go talk to Coca-Cola about this, you might have something here.
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Reply to this commentNever hard of another more ingenious April Fool Prank!
Good one John!
Came out a little early!
Reply to this commentYeah I saw that at the Gas Station. However i’m more of a Pepsi fan
Reply to this commentSwallowing John Chow cola just seems kinda wrong somehow….
Reply to this commentMay be you should send few cases to guys at techcrunch. they are suiing FaceBook for 25 mill… they need few drinks in a fear of big lawyers…
Reply to this commentThats beacuse of his YouTube Shitty video LOL.
Reply to this commentYes, happy April Fools’ Day!!!
Reply to this commentThat was a good one, I like the logo, lol
hey John,
Great product fellow and I need ideas now… maybe if you give some of this cola I can find a way to hack google adsense… lol
Reply to this commentby the way. you don’t have to pay me a airfare cause I already live here in NY.
see you…
April foools, I know it!!!
Reply to this commentI love Coca-Cola…. you really had me going!
Reply to this commentJohn, you have to claim against Coca Cola because you are making them more popular!
Reply to this commentNice
Howto Be Happy Every Day
haha… Last years was better… more evil
Reply to this commentI think John is better at talking shit in video than writing about it in his blog.
Reply to this commentcan some one get Chows Fanta
Reply to this commentlol….. Nice one he he…
Reply to this commentThat was a nice april fool article!
Reply to this commentHappy April Fools to you too, John.
I still want some JC cola though.. Now that’d be impressive.
Reply to this commentDid he come up with the that while he was making the viral video?
Reply to this commentDid mr nice guy mention there will be a “JOHN COW” drink instead of CHOW?
Great April’s Fools!
-Mike
Reply to this commentMaybe you can send some of these people a bottle of “Lighten Up” to go with their John Chow Cola
Reply to this commentanother viral idea to popularize your blog… good going for your thoughts
Reply to this commentApril Fools!
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John somehow you’ve done it again. If this is real, I want some!
Reply to this commentGenius. Though I must apologise that I didn’t follow your advice on Wordpress 2.5. My site has been compromised
Reply to this commentWould anyone ever believe in this?