John Chow Kick Ass Game
written by John Chow on May 26th, 2007
I managed to kick my butt 37,151 meters! You think you can beat that? You’re welcome to try! Make sure you switch your speaker on to hear me screaming. Thanks to Vincent Chow (no relation) for making the game.
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77,681!!
Nuts. I got 77 331. You just beat me
Nice game lol
I really wanted to do that, for a loooong time!
87532
114,124 here!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6050/johnchownu4.gif
67700 hah 3 tries
67367
107402 m my score- not bad!
http://techpediablog.googlepages.com/Untitledpicture.png
i got 78,370
sorry, i got 101,391!!! … =:)
I currently hold the top ass kicking score…54991 meters! SWEET!!
Moto…you just got your ass kicked by a woman!
44,363
I guess my 37,151 wasn’t so great after all.
my first was 776**! Try again John!
77852 metres man….
i got the nuts out of you…..lols…
good thing, good game and as usual a wonderful find……keep it up….
Regards
Yogesh
yogeshgoel.blogspot.com
96,234! No idea how. It was my first try and only one click!
uufffff….
i tried again the 2nd time…
thought would beat the heck out of u totally….
well i succedeed….
its 107225 metres…lols….
seems i am the max till now….
regards
Yogesh
yogeshgoel.blogspot.com
97,904 meters.
This game is hilarious, thanks for posting it.
Got 96582, got a screenshot as well!
96,406 I rather liked the bouncing.
102,072!
Absolutely the funnest little “Kick Ass” game I have come across in some time.
Was this your first game about you John?
102,072 on second try. And John, you could only kick yourself 37K - not masochistic at all, areya.
Hey, this game is a little addicted, my record is 103103, sorry John, nothing personal . . .
Exactly what I got. 103,103.
Ha ha that’s awesome!
77.340 meters …. I’ve kicked your ass really hard John
Top Score is 107,937, I have the high score now
, screenshot provided here.
http://www.dylankingsberry.com/images/058.jpg
Highest score! 108255 metres! I guess many of you might not believe..
Kicking your ass was fun, John.
I got 108255 too.. I guess that’s John’s flight limit.
108115 for me..
102,072 here….damn I thought I set a record!
136,768
because, I have always wanted to kick John’s ass!@!!!
Damn, that rocked my 114,124 score!
just keep clicking until Chow lands in the dirt!!!!!!
My best was 101,744.
Yay 114 125 meters here
http://www.embuck.com/wp-content/images/sorry-john-chow.gif
I got 114,124 … darn
Ha ha … nice game … I have to say, John … you bounce real good!
96581
not far away
101392. Reminds of the old penguin game.
I managed to get up 97,093 meters. Improving.
I think this proves that you can’t be the best in kicking your own butt, John.
97,094 on the third try. Not bad.
189,611
Aye! 101567 meters? you were like a bouncing rabbit:)
This is even more satisfying than anticipated…
I didn’t know you can be so flexible,
102,340
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa…..
First try 55477
Second try 14321
Third try 96234
You are an acrobat John
101,217 meters. boo-yah.
word:
http://www.everydayweekender.com/chowButtKick.jpg
62047 for me…nice game, LOL!
37461 in first try.
108,112
http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07216/screen____.jpg
101216!
77,681 was my best
Apparently I’m a major asskicker: 109,993
Sorry John, still got some ass left? You will get kicked some more with this game
My 1st try is 73,218 meter. Not bad huh?
Cute game and I’m sure this will be a hit among JohnChow’s fans.
i got 114,307..
I didn know kicking john’s ass is that easy
Nice logo
oOoops!
this is hilarious.
102,072!! Took me a while though…
-Gregg
101216 yea, its insane, but I found a loophole in the game, guess what it is and drop a comment. if you guess it right, you’ll get a free t-shirt, when I make my first print out. Take care john!
97094m..sweet.
haha
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9034/johnchowup0.jpg
Thats as high as I got - something like 2 tries…awesome to finally kick John’s ass! j\p
hahaha great game
Francis Simisim
http://soshallwe.blogspot.com
101566 for me.
Wow, real gamers here
101,216 hilarious game John. I enjoyed kicking your evil ass!
113946 meters!
he he .. i kicked your butt to 61883 metres - thats 61.8 kilometers.
no idea how i did it!
you’re gonna need a lot more beer to deaden that sore butt!
102,072
Had to take a screen-shot of that one
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Screen shot of John flying through the air…not a bad idea!
101,568!!
73,031
I get 101743. I have a tips here. To score high in this games, you just wait for the John Chow Butt at the lowest point then you click. John chow, kick yourself again and try this out!
i kick ass it was 67,000 something great little game.
108,113 meters — I got it on my first kick LOL!
your first try?.. wow.. it took me forever to get near that..
101216, take that!
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9577/johnkickerve5.jpg
Up to 108,112 meters now!
I still beat you by 1 measly point, John.
I bet your at this game all day eh John?
I was really gentle - less than 35K! Do we get points for minimum distance??? Like achieving it with half a click maybe? So Zen-like!
Huh - I just did it to 13729
when John’s ass was not close to the kicker’s foot!
55,700 on my second try! Had a great time kicking your ass John
LOL John, I kicked your ass 114,124 meters…and that’s after a six-pack of beer.
Here’s a glimpse of you in mid-air screaming your head off on the following kick.
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p140/homebusiness/John_Chow_Kicked.jpg
Shine on,
Aaron
178,387 meters
John Chow is down 
LOL, I think any claim above 110,000 should perhaps require photographic proof like a few have already given, eh?
For example, here’s mine (114,124): http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb299/AaronCookdotCom/John_Chow_Kicked.jpg
Mobile Blog, you say 178,387? Sorry, but I don’t believe that one for a second…at least not without an accompanying screenshot. Unfortunately, my drugs are not that strong.
114.438 from onother computer
img169.imageshack.us/img169/4418/kickasshj6.jpg
Improving: 108113
113,587m !!!
I bet John made this
Did you?
101,743…on my second try !!
I kicked your ass 73,032 meters my first try. Then I realized its not how far I kick your ass but how many times I kick your ass.
55,700… ha ha
i like it!
That’s so funny John!
I kicked you 101567 meters… you bounced pretty good at the end too
96,406 on my third try.
I also just realized that I currently have the record for kicking your ass to infinity and beyond
114438, that’s as far as I can kick John.
50156, 哈哈
John,
100813, not bad I guess…heh..
-Swapw
Oh, man I only managed to 61504
107402 was the farthest I got
-darkzzt
My Experiences with Making Money Online
101920 now, its time to go and make some money
Most of you claim to have gone over 100,000 but you need to have a screenshot to prove it.
I have posted a screenshot in my blog: 114,438
BEST POST EVER, JOHN!
82.599 in 3 tries…
139,845 meters for me. Do i win a stuff toy?
70000 I only played twice.
It feels great to kick your ass hey john.
Darn it, I only managed to kick his butt 77k meters…..but it was fun….my 7 year old kicked his butt 73k meters…hehe
Whoa, Tyler really kicked your ass far! And he just had foot surgery. They must’ve given him some bionic parts.
Looks like 139,845 is the score to beat.
Thats a nice game
I kicked you upto 190984
Can show you proofs..
I dont think anybody can beat me
who did the best?
it is so nice to kick Johnchow’s butt. 114125 meters
108018 on 2nd try
Come on John, please remove the buy me a beer rubbish!
It’s so not John Chow. Show us real ways to make money !
Best wishes,
G
I got 107,000
HAHA that’s fun. My best was 77 331, that was my 2nd try too
108.255 was my best. This game is really nice. I would love to kick John’s ass because he does not include my review in one of his batches
101216
102,425 on my second try. I think I’ll just keep that as my high score.
haha..this is fun…I did this with my friend’s picture. Thanks
101216!
49676
I got 73198 mts..
And I thought 61178 was awesome. Shucks.
I kicked him the farthest, 102K…105K…finally, 108,112.
Here’s tip: watch his butt first. Note the lowest point he pushed his butt. Aim your mouse on that point. Then, wait until he pushed his butt to your cursor and Fire. Then, watch him flying far far away and his head will be dislocated while on air.
Now, it’s your turn to break my record.
There have been a few who got higher scores than you actually. I had a 108,113 two days ago, but from reading the comments I think MeeThere has the gold with 190,984.
67533. You need a lot of butt crack showing when John bends over.
wow.. John’s butt must be sore by now
107225.. that’s my furthest.
However much I try, I can’t kick your ass more than 50,000 meters. But I’ll get there. Just a little bit more time!
114.438 seems to be the highest already…wonder how does those ppl get higher than that
anyone got any proof?
MeeThere with a score of 190,000+ claims he has proof. A screen shot of that would put our minds at ease, wouldn’t it.
114,124.
Exactly the same as matt huggins
well i kicked ur ass 61835 that was fair enough for me from the 3rd trial
catch ya up later with a better kick…
regards,
jean
http://www.jean.ghalo.com
68,000+ here but i notice the technique is to kick johns ass early! hehe
114124
Managed a glorious 107,402 - have given up now…
114124 here…this is good exercise b4 bedtime..lol…
It’s a really great way to alleviate stress, but I have to say I’m pretty happy with my score and this would be the last time I’m kicking John’s behind.
haha.
this is fun.
alot.
107,225
good game, great brain rest.
First try I kicked your butt 108,255 Muhahahahahahahahaha
This game breaks your site’s layout badly in my browser (firefox/win)
I don’t know you but it was fun kicking your butt..Had a score of 108255..It seems the trick lyes in the movement of the mouse but it might be just me..If you’ve played those bowling games its the same thing..Keep up the great work..
Haha I got 44680!