John Chow Kick Ass Game
written by John Chow on May 26th, 2007
I managed to kick my butt 37,151 meters! You think you can beat that? You’re welcome to try! Make sure you switch your speaker on to hear me screaming. Thanks to Vincent Chow (no relation) for making the game.
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- 157 comments what's your take?
77,681!!
Reply to this commentNuts. I got 77 331. You just beat me
Reply to this commentNice game lol
Reply to this commentI really wanted to do that, for a loooong time!
87532
Reply to this comment114,124 here!
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/6050/johnchownu4.gif
Reply to this comment67700 hah 3 tries
Reply to this comment67367
Reply to this comment107402 m my score- not bad!
Reply to this commenthttp://techpediablog.googlepages.com/Untitledpicture.png
i got 78,370
Reply to this commentsorry, i got 101,391!!! … =:)
Reply to this commentI currently hold the top ass kicking score…54991 meters! SWEET!!
Reply to this commentMoto…you just got your ass kicked by a woman!
44,363
Reply to this commentI guess my 37,151 wasn’t so great after all.
Reply to this commentmy first was 776**! Try again John!
Reply to this comment77852 metres man….
i got the nuts out of you…..lols…
good thing, good game and as usual a wonderful find……keep it up….
Regards
Reply to this commentYogesh
yogeshgoel.blogspot.com
96,234! No idea how. It was my first try and only one click!
Reply to this commentuufffff….
i tried again the 2nd time…
thought would beat the heck out of u totally….
well i succedeed….
its 107225 metres…lols….
seems i am the max till now….
regards
Reply to this commentYogesh
yogeshgoel.blogspot.com
97,904 meters.
This game is hilarious, thanks for posting it.
Reply to this commentGot 96582, got a screenshot as well!
Reply to this comment96,406 I rather liked the bouncing.
Reply to this comment102,072!
Absolutely the funnest little “Kick Ass” game I have come across in some time.
Was this your first game about you John?
Reply to this comment102,072 on second try. And John, you could only kick yourself 37K - not masochistic at all, areya.
Reply to this commentHey, this game is a little addicted, my record is 103103, sorry John, nothing personal . . .
Reply to this commentExactly what I got. 103,103.
Reply to this commentHa ha that’s awesome!
Reply to this comment77.340 meters …. I’ve kicked your ass really hard John
Reply to this commentTop Score is 107,937, I have the high score now :), screenshot provided here.
http://www.dylankingsberry.com/images/058.jpg
Reply to this commentHighest score! 108255 metres! I guess many of you might not believe..
Kicking your ass was fun, John.
Reply to this commentI got 108255 too.. I guess that’s John’s flight limit.
Reply to this comment108115 for me..
Reply to this comment102,072 here….damn I thought I set a record!
Reply to this comment136,768
because, I have always wanted to kick John’s ass!@!!!
Reply to this commentDamn, that rocked my 114,124 score!
Reply to this commentjust keep clicking until Chow lands in the dirt!!!!!!
Reply to this commentMy best was 101,744.
Reply to this commentYay 114 125 meters here
http://www.embuck.com/wp-content/images/sorry-john-chow.gif
Reply to this commentI got 114,124 … darn
Ha ha … nice game … I have to say, John … you bounce real good!
Reply to this comment96581
not far away
Reply to this comment101392. Reminds of the old penguin game.
Reply to this commentI managed to get up 97,093 meters. Improving.
Reply to this commentI think this proves that you can’t be the best in kicking your own butt, John.
Reply to this comment97,094 on the third try. Not bad.
Reply to this comment189,611
Reply to this commentAye! 101567 meters? you were like a bouncing rabbit:)
Reply to this commentThis is even more satisfying than anticipated…
Reply to this commentI didn’t know you can be so flexible,
102,340
Reply to this commentAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa…..
First try 55477
Second try 14321
Third try 96234
You are an acrobat John
Reply to this comment101,217 meters. boo-yah.
Reply to this commentword:
Reply to this commenthttp://www.everydayweekender.com/chowButtKick.jpg
62047 for me…nice game, LOL!
Reply to this comment37461 in first try.
Reply to this comment108,112
http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07216/screen____.jpg
Reply to this comment101216!
Reply to this comment77,681 was my best
Reply to this commentApparently I’m a major asskicker: 109,993
Sorry John, still got some ass left? You will get kicked some more with this game
Reply to this commentMy 1st try is 73,218 meter. Not bad huh?
Cute game and I’m sure this will be a hit among JohnChow’s fans.
Reply to this commenti got 114,307..
Reply to this commentI didn know kicking john’s ass is that easy
Nice logo
Reply to this commentoOoops!
Reply to this commentthis is hilarious.
Reply to this comment102,072!! Took me a while though…
-Gregg
Reply to this comment101216 yea, its insane, but I found a loophole in the game, guess what it is and drop a comment. if you guess it right, you’ll get a free t-shirt, when I make my first print out. Take care john!
Reply to this comment97094m..sweet.
Reply to this commenthaha
Reply to this commenthttp://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9034/johnchowup0.jpg
Reply to this commentThats as high as I got - something like 2 tries…awesome to finally kick John’s ass! j\p
hahaha great game
Francis Simisim
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101566 for me.
Reply to this commentWow, real gamers here
Reply to this comment101,216 hilarious game John. I enjoyed kicking your evil ass!
Reply to this comment113946 meters!
Reply to this commenthe he .. i kicked your butt to 61883 metres - thats 61.8 kilometers.
no idea how i did it!
you’re gonna need a lot more beer to deaden that sore butt!
Reply to this comment102,072
Had to take a screen-shot of that one ;).
Reply to this commentScreen shot of John flying through the air…not a bad idea!
Reply to this comment101,568!!
Reply to this comment73,031
Reply to this commentI get 101743. I have a tips here. To score high in this games, you just wait for the John Chow Butt at the lowest point then you click. John chow, kick yourself again and try this out!
Reply to this commenti kick ass it was 67,000 something great little game.
Reply to this comment108,113 meters — I got it on my first kick LOL!
Reply to this commentyour first try?.. wow.. it took me forever to get near that..
Reply to this comment101216, take that!
Reply to this commenthttp://img520.imageshack.us/img520/9577/johnkickerve5.jpg
Reply to this commentUp to 108,112 meters now!
Reply to this commentI still beat you by 1 measly point, John.
Reply to this commentI bet your at this game all day eh John?
Reply to this commentI was really gentle - less than 35K! Do we get points for minimum distance??? Like achieving it with half a click maybe? So Zen-like!
Reply to this commentHuh - I just did it to 13729
when John’s ass was not close to the kicker’s foot!
Reply to this comment55,700 on my second try! Had a great time kicking your ass John
Reply to this commentLOL John, I kicked your ass 114,124 meters…and that’s after a six-pack of beer.
Here’s a glimpse of you in mid-air screaming your head off on the following kick.
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p140/homebusiness/John_Chow_Kicked.jpg
Shine on,
Reply to this commentAaron
178,387 meters
John Chow is down 
Reply to this commentLOL, I think any claim above 110,000 should perhaps require photographic proof like a few have already given, eh?
For example, here’s mine (114,124): http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb299/AaronCookdotCom/John_Chow_Kicked.jpg
Mobile Blog, you say 178,387? Sorry, but I don’t believe that one for a second…at least not without an accompanying screenshot. Unfortunately, my drugs are not that strong.
Reply to this comment114.438 from onother computer
Reply to this commentimg169.imageshack.us/img169/4418/kickasshj6.jpg
Improving: 108113
Reply to this comment113,587m !!!
I bet John made this
Did you?
Reply to this comment101,743…on my second try !!
Reply to this commentI kicked your ass 73,032 meters my first try. Then I realized its not how far I kick your ass but how many times I kick your ass.
Reply to this comment55,700… ha ha
i like it!
Reply to this commentThat’s so funny John!
I kicked you 101567 meters… you bounced pretty good at the end too
Reply to this comment96,406 on my third try.
Reply to this commentI also just realized that I currently have the record for kicking your ass to infinity and beyond
Reply to this comment114438, that’s as far as I can kick John.
Reply to this comment50156, 哈哈
Reply to this commentJohn,
100813, not bad I guess…heh..
-Swapw
Reply to this commentOh, man I only managed to 61504
Reply to this comment107402 was the farthest I got
-darkzzt
My Experiences with Making Money Online
Reply to this comment101920 now, its time to go and make some money
Reply to this commentMost of you claim to have gone over 100,000 but you need to have a screenshot to prove it.
Reply to this commentI have posted a screenshot in my blog: 114,438
Reply to this commentBEST POST EVER, JOHN!
Reply to this comment82.599 in 3 tries…
Reply to this comment139,845 meters for me. Do i win a stuff toy?
Reply to this comment70000 I only played twice.
Reply to this commentIt feels great to kick your ass hey john.
Darn it, I only managed to kick his butt 77k meters…..but it was fun….my 7 year old kicked his butt 73k meters…hehe
Reply to this commentWhoa, Tyler really kicked your ass far! And he just had foot surgery. They must’ve given him some bionic parts.
Looks like 139,845 is the score to beat.
Reply to this commentThats a nice game
I kicked you upto 190984
Can show you proofs..
I dont think anybody can beat me
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