Look What UPS Just Dropped Off


I have to hand it to OhMiBod. When they said they were going to send me one for review, I was expecting just the vibrator. Upon opening the package, I found the OhMiBod plus some fun acSEXsories. Suki, OnMiBod’s founder, included a Hot Pink Softskin Sleeve, an OhMiBod Garter belt for iPod nano, and an OhMiBod T shirt. The OhMibod doesn’t come with batteries but Suki included some so that it’s all “ready to go.”

For those who don’t know, the OhMiBod is the world’s first iPod vibrator. The OhMiBod is sure to make the iPod a girl’s best friend. It gives new meaning to the term “plug and play,” and lets you feel the music in way you never thought possible. The OhMiBod sells for the very appropriate price of $69 (aff). It ships in a nice discreet gray box so the UPS man won’t be giving you the look.

Somehow, I get the feeling that Michael Kwan is going to refuse to review this product. I wonder if Jane May or Jennifer Lynn is available? I’m sure it will help Jane’s career or help Jennifer forget that’s she a broke-ass student. It’ll be really cool if they can do a video review. Then I can sell pay per views for it. I am so evil. :mrgreen: 😈

103 thoughts on “Look What UPS Just Dropped Off”

  1. Michael Kwan says:

    Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahah (deep breath) hahahahhahhahahahahahh

  2. John Anthony says:

    Getting Jane or Jennifer in on the review “action” is an excellent idea! I’ll see what I can do in encouraging Jane to get involved.

    1. Some how I doubt the girls will do it – but just imagine how much traffic John would generate if they did a video review!

      1. Nomar says:

        haha, a video review, i am sure some of the girls on the net would love to do it for a link back 😀

  3. You’ll have to let us know how the review goes. 🙂


  4. This may be just what you need to get yourself back on Digg.


  5. Ed Lau says:

    As long as neither you or Michael review this, I’m okay with it.

    1. Michael Kwan says:

      Why, do you want to review it? 😈

  6. Tyler says:

    I have girls at work who want me to find out where they can order these!

    I saw an article on them over on some other high-tech site.

    John send them my way and I can be sure their used to their full extent 😉

    1. Tyler says:

      BTW I am serious about where do we go about ordering these. I have 2 people who want me to order them and I know a few others who would too.

      1. John Chow says:

        You can order them direct from OhMiBod. The buy link is $69.

    2. Tyler says:

      Don’t mind me, I forgot you linked to the company’s website in your previous post!

      Now to set up a couple sales! (do I get commission? 😳 )

      1. John Chow says:

        If they had an affiliate program, believe me, I would have used an affiliate link. 😈

        1. John they actually do have an affiliate program for this, good example of a site doing it is here http://www.notcot.com/archives/2007/02/oh_mi_bod.php

  7. Aaron Cook says:

    LOL. Definitely puts new meaning to the question, “Can you feel the music?”

    Maybe these two can work it into their “fun play” next road trip. 😯

    Shine on,

    1. HAHAH! Great video Aaron – just imagine the look on the driver behind you if the iBod was jumping around as well!

  8. *spits water all over keyboard*


    oh my …

    (err, bod, apparently)

    Michael, by all means, put your new position to good use.



      1. Leftblank says:

        Me too, video review please :mrgreen:

        1. Jane says:

          HAHAHA…Im a classy kinda girl, what would you think of me if I did a video, hmmmm???

          1. HMTKSteve says:

            Why I’d be thinking a lot of things!

          2. Somehow, I doubt there would to much thinking going on… 😉

      2. Jane says:

        I wouldn’t mind doing a review, I’ve emailed John about it 😉

        1. Ajith says:

          Do let me know after you do the review.. 😆

        2. Jonix says:

          That review will be candidate to an oscar 😀

        3. HMTKSteve says:

          This will be a video review, right?

  9. yes get one of your female writers to do a video review…and then sell it to me:)

  10. Alex Shalman says:

    The appropriateness border is in Vancouver… this ended up all the way in the U.S. If you get sued for sexual harassment of your writers, I laugh at you. =)I can tell Michael feels violated.

  11. Jeff says:

    … i’m speechless.

    Do we get a video review??? 😯

  12. Ryan says:

    When can we expect a contest giving this away? Unused, of course. :mrgreen:

    1. TheAnand says:

      That’s an Evil Thought!…Bet John is seriously considering this! 😛

  13. Kumiko says:

    Come on John! Don’t pass the buck and alienate your female readers!! Review it yourself! 😉

    I wanna read about the Miscellaneous Vibrations of a Dot Com Mogul!!! 😀


    1. Tyler says:


      I don’t want to hear about Moto vibrating, at least it won’t work with his new Zune 😉

      Oh now if they came out with a mini version of the Ohmibod that would could go discreetly alongside the new shuffles. Think of how popular those could be!

      1. John Chow says:

        It will work with a Zune, or any MP3 player for that matter. 😳

        1. HMTKSteve says:

          But will it ‘feel’ the same with a Zune?

        2. ilker says:

          Get vibrating, Mr. Chow!

          1. Kumiko says:

            Haha!! 😆 My campaign is working!!! 😈


          2. ilker says:

            Hehehe.. it was a good sentence Kumiko! 😈

  14. Aaron Cook says:


    They actuall DO have an affiliate program…just check down at the very bottom of their homepage.:wink:

    For example (if it posts properly): OhMiBog!

    1. casey says:

      How much do you receive per sale?
      I am very interested to promote this product in my home country.

      1. John Chow says:

        10% commission or $6.90 per sale.

  15. hehe… I guess having a popular blog does have its “perks” 🙂

    By the way, the $69 link is “broken” – you have a double href=” there.

  16. Gary says:

    what is this blog turning into???? 🙂 . . . ship one to kumiko . . . i rather read her review on it! 😉

    1. Michael Kwan says:

      I’d say Kumiko is a good candidate as well.

      1. Gary says:

        Can we run a Poll for most wanted reviewer?

        A. Kumiko
        B. Jane May
        C. John Chow

        1. Jane says:

          LOL…good thing i don’t get embarrassed too easily.

        2. Kumiko says:

          Haha!! Then my vote is DEFINITELY for John Chow!!! 😯


          1. I can see it know: It’s all going down hill already! 😆

        3. Jeff says:

          I’m putting a poll on my blog right now.

  17. Michael says:

    Sweet. I got a book in th email from a publisher and got excited about that. You get way cool better stuff then I do.


  18. John,
    Awaiting the video review. 😛

  19. Dan says:

    No plans on giving it a test run yourself John? 😎

  20. /vomit
    /hang self

    1. Matt Propst says:

      Wasn’t Darren talking about what it takes to make someone unsubscribe to a feed earlier today?


  21. Jonix says:

    what a way to really “feel” the music 😀
    This is the “new era” of music “interaction” 😀

  22. Ajith says:

    Hi left Jen a message any way I would also like the reviewing this. If there s any chance please let me see the video

    1. Michael Kwan says:

      You want to review this????

      1. Ajith says:

        Dude I think you got the oppertunity right befor you, Use it and tell us.. :mrgreen:

      2. Ajith says:

        Actually the text was broken I meant if there is any chance of Jane reviewing it.
        And I got 😯

  23. OMG, thats friggin hilarious.

    Now you should send back the package with everything except the vibrator just to see what they say.

  24. Am I the only one who thinks asking random girls to review a vibrater is creepy?

    1. Gary says:

      No, I don’t think you’re the only one, but I checked formalities and reality at the door when i decided to enter this post’s comment section!

    2. I know John’s teasing. What really disturbs me the most is that this thing was even sent to his door. To me, the whole concept is incredibly creepy. 😕

      1. Yeah really, just imagine that you have a favorite song. You use the iBod with this one song – what happens when you hear that song at the grocery store?!?!

    3. Ajith says:

      Yes you are the only one I think… 😀

  25. Dinner says:

    Nice! LOL. They’ve been talking about those on the radio a bunch of times. No wonder I see so many girls listening to iPods nowadays lol.

    1. Jonix says:

      You found the “lost secret” 😀

  26. Kumiko says:


    I’ve started a campaign on my site to get you to review this thing! I’m not going to give up on this one!! 😀


    1. Michael Kwan says:

      Hahaha, nice post you have there. You made a banner and everything.

      1. Kumiko says:

        Thanks! Next is the “Make John Chow Vibrate” T-shirts!!! 🙂

        1. Ajith says:

          You rock , its really hilarious to see your post and banner

  27. Allen.H says:

    Getting one the females to review this is going to be pretty interesting I’m sure.


    1. derrich says:

      KU-MI-KO! KU-MI-KO! 😈

  28. HMTKSteve says:

    The idea of an iPod vibrator review on a site called “broke-ass student” has porn movie written all over it!

    1. Kumiko says:

      Haha! Hilarious!! 😀 This comment thread just sank to an even lower level!!! 😆


      1. HMTKSteve says:

        I’m just stating the obvious…

        1. Ajith says:

          Thats pretty hilarious……….. :mrgreen:

    2. ilker says:

      LOL! 😆

  29. Gdog says:

    Make sure you wash that thing before you “review” it, John! 😯

    1. XtremgenX says:

      :mrgreen: To make it logical and reasonable to wash it, he has to make someone work on it first! 😳 Gosh! silly me. 😈

  30. Kalle says:

    hahahah 😀 roflmao

  31. Rosie says:

    That is HOT.

  32. Gareth says:

    😈 I’m gonna vote for a john chow review too. 👿

    Just because it would be way more hilarious than any of the girls doing it. HAHA.

  33. Jeff says:

    There is a poll on who should do the review on my blog.

    1. Kumiko says:

      VOTE JOHN CHOW! Make the root of all evil vibrate!!

      1. Gary Lee says:

        weren’t you coming out with a doll Kumiko? or at least a flash banner?

      2. Jeff says:

        I don’t think I want to see John Chow on a video with that thing… NO offense John haha.

        1. ilker says:

          I second that 😕

        2. Jane May says:

          I think it’d be interesting 😛

          1. Jeff Kee says:

            I’m still in support of Jane doing this.. or Kumiko.. or together.

  34. Gosh! I would have been soo embarrassed to write a review on this! haha.. way to go, john!

  35. Anyone remember that joke-ad on the internet years ago that was mocking Jeff Goldblum’s iMac commercial. In his he talked about being at a party and being confused by email conversation and said he had never gotten an email. (see how much that dates it). Then the joke ad was a lady talking about being at a party and admitting she had never gotten an O. Then they played the same Rolling Stones music, “She comes in colors everywhere…”. It was very professional and very funny.

    So this might have been the first ipod vib to hit production, but there was an earlier concept.

  36. Stuart says:

    Was kind of embarrassing, I looked at this post while in class. Gulp, hopefully no one gets the wrong impressions.

  37. bloggadget says:

    Great lets make john chow vibrate ❗

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