Look What UPS Just Dropped Off
I have to hand it to OhMiBod. When they said they were going to send me one for review, I was expecting just the vibrator. Upon opening the package, I found the OhMiBod plus some fun acSEXsories. Suki, OnMiBod’s founder, included a Hot Pink Softskin Sleeve, an OhMiBod Garter belt for iPod nano, and an OhMiBod T shirt. The OhMibod doesn’t come with batteries but Suki included some so that it’s all “ready to go.”
For those who don’t know, the OhMiBod is the world’s first iPod vibrator. The OhMiBod is sure to make the iPod a girl’s best friend. It gives new meaning to the term “plug and play,” and lets you feel the music in way you never thought possible. The OhMiBod sells for the very appropriate price of $69 (aff). It ships in a nice discreet gray box so the UPS man won’t be giving you the look.
Somehow, I get the feeling that Michael Kwan is going to refuse to review this product. I wonder if Jane May or Jennifer Lynn is available? I’m sure it will help Jane’s career or help Jennifer forget that’s she a broke-ass student. It’ll be really cool if they can do a video review. Then I can sell pay per views for it. I am so evil. 
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Reply to this commentGetting Jane or Jennifer in on the review “action” is an excellent idea! I’ll see what I can do in encouraging Jane to get involved.
Reply to this commentSome how I doubt the girls will do it - but just imagine how much traffic John would generate if they did a video review!
Reply to this commenthaha, a video review, i am sure some of the girls on the net would love to do it for a link back
Reply to this commentYou’ll have to let us know how the review goes.
FT
Reply to this commentThis may be just what you need to get yourself back on Digg.
Reply to this commentAs long as neither you or Michael review this, I’m okay with it.
Reply to this commentWhy, do you want to review it?
Reply to this commentI have girls at work who want me to find out where they can order these!
I saw an article on them over on some other high-tech site.
John send them my way and I can be sure their used to their full extent
Reply to this commentBTW I am serious about where do we go about ordering these. I have 2 people who want me to order them and I know a few others who would too.
Reply to this commentYou can order them direct from OhMiBod. The buy link is $69.
Reply to this commentDon’t mind me, I forgot you linked to the company’s website in your previous post!
Now to set up a couple sales! (do I get commission?
)
Reply to this commentIf they had an affiliate program, believe me, I would have used an affiliate link.
Reply to this commentJohn they actually do have an affiliate program for this, good example of a site doing it is here http://www.notcot.com/archives/2007/02/oh_mi_bod.php
Reply to this commentLOL. Definitely puts new meaning to the question, “Can you feel the music?”
Maybe these two can work it into their “fun play” next road trip.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eHi3SwDSvyA
Shine on,
Reply to this commentAaron
HAHAH! Great video Aaron - just imagine the look on the driver behind you if the iBod was jumping around as well!
Reply to this comment*spits water all over keyboard*
..
oh my …
(err, bod, apparently)
Michael, by all means, put your new position to good use.
buahaha!
=^..^=
Reply to this commentI vote for Jane.
Reply to this commentMe too, video review please
Reply to this commentHAHAHA…Im a classy kinda girl, what would you think of me if I did a video, hmmmm???
Reply to this commentWhy I’d be thinking a lot of things!
Reply to this commentSomehow, I doubt there would to much thinking going on…
Reply to this commentI think..
Reply to this commentI wouldn’t mind doing a review, I’ve emailed John about it
Reply to this commentDo let me know after you do the review..
Reply to this commentThat review will be candidate to an oscar
Reply to this commentThis will be a video review, right?
Reply to this commentyes get one of your female writers to do a video review…and then sell it to me:)
Reply to this commentThe appropriateness border is in Vancouver… this ended up all the way in the U.S. If you get sued for sexual harassment of your writers, I laugh at you. =)I can tell Michael feels violated.
Reply to this comment… i’m speechless.
Do we get a video review???
Reply to this commentWhen can we expect a contest giving this away? Unused, of course.
Reply to this commentThat’s an Evil Thought!…Bet John is seriously considering this!
Reply to this commentCome on John! Don’t pass the buck and alienate your female readers!! Review it yourself!
I wanna read about the Miscellaneous Vibrations of a Dot Com Mogul!!!
Kumiko
Reply to this commentxo
haha
I don’t want to hear about Moto vibrating, at least it won’t work with his new Zune
Oh now if they came out with a mini version of the Ohmibod that would could go discreetly alongside the new shuffles. Think of how popular those could be!
Reply to this commentIt will work with a Zune, or any MP3 player for that matter.
Reply to this commentBut will it ‘feel’ the same with a Zune?
Reply to this commentGet vibrating, Mr. Chow!
Reply to this commentHaha!!
My campaign is working!!! 
Kumiko
Reply to this commentxo
Hehehe.. it was a good sentence Kumiko!
Reply to this commentJohn,
They actuall DO have an affiliate program…just check down at the very bottom of their homepage.:wink:
For example (if it posts properly): OhMiBog!
Reply to this commentHow much do you receive per sale?
Reply to this commentI am very interested to promote this product in my home country.
10% commission or $6.90 per sale.
Reply to this commenthehe… I guess having a popular blog does have its “perks”
By the way, the $69 link is “broken” - you have a double href=” there.
Reply to this commentwhat is this blog turning into????
. . . ship one to kumiko . . . i rather read her review on it! 
Reply to this commentI’d say Kumiko is a good candidate as well.
Reply to this commentCan we run a Poll for most wanted reviewer?
A. Kumiko
Reply to this commentB. Jane May
C. John Chow
LOL…good thing i don’t get embarrassed too easily.
Reply to this commentHaha!! Then my vote is DEFINITELY for John Chow!!!
Kumiko
Reply to this commentI can see it know: It’s all going down hill already!
Reply to this commentI’m putting a poll on my blog right now.
Reply to this commentSweet. I got a book in th email from a publisher and got excited about that. You get way cool better stuff then I do.
Michael
Reply to this commentJohn,
Reply to this commentAwaiting the video review.
No plans on giving it a test run yourself John?
Reply to this comment/vomit
Reply to this comment/unsubscribe
/hang self
Wasn’t Darren talking about what it takes to make someone unsubscribe to a feed earlier today?
Reply to this commentwhat a way to really “feel” the music
Reply to this commentThis is the “new era” of music “interaction”
Hi left Jen a message any way I would also like the reviewing this. If there s any chance please let me see the video
Reply to this commentYou want to review this????
Reply to this commentDude I think you got the oppertunity right befor you, Use it and tell us..
Reply to this commentActually the text was broken I meant if there is any chance of Jane reviewing it.
Reply to this commentAnd I got
OMG, thats friggin hilarious.
Now you should send back the package with everything except the vibrator just to see what they say.
Reply to this commentAm I the only one who thinks asking random girls to review a vibrater is creepy?
Reply to this commentNo, I don’t think you’re the only one, but I checked formalities and reality at the door when i decided to enter this post’s comment section!
Reply to this commentI know John’s teasing. What really disturbs me the most is that this thing was even sent to his door. To me, the whole concept is incredibly creepy.
Reply to this commentYeah really, just imagine that you have a favorite song. You use the iBod with this one song - what happens when you hear that song at the grocery store?!?!
Reply to this commentYes you are the only one I think…
Reply to this commentNice! LOL. They’ve been talking about those on the radio a bunch of times. No wonder I see so many girls listening to iPods nowadays lol.
Reply to this commentYou found the “lost secret”
Reply to this commentJohn,
I’ve started a campaign on my site to get you to review this thing! I’m not going to give up on this one!!
Kumiko
Reply to this commentxo
Hahaha, nice post you have there. You made a banner and everything.
Reply to this commentThanks! Next is the “Make John Chow Vibrate” T-shirts!!!
Reply to this commentYou rock , its really hilarious to see your post and banner
Reply to this commentGetting one the females to review this is going to be pretty interesting I’m sure.
Allen.H
Reply to this commentKU-MI-KO! KU-MI-KO!
Reply to this commentThe idea of an iPod vibrator review on a site called “broke-ass student” has porn movie written all over it!
Reply to this commentHaha! Hilarious!!
This comment thread just sank to an even lower level!!! 
Kumiko
Reply to this commentxo
I’m just stating the obvious…
Reply to this commentThats pretty hilarious………..
Reply to this commentLOL!
Reply to this commentMake sure you wash that thing before you “review” it, John!
Reply to this comment
To make it logical and reasonable to wash it, he has to make someone work on it first! 
Gosh! silly me. 
Reply to this commenthahahah
roflmao
Reply to this commentThat is HOT.
Reply to this commentJust because it would be way more hilarious than any of the girls doing it. HAHA.
Reply to this commentThere is a poll on who should do the review on my blog.
Reply to this commentVOTE JOHN CHOW! Make the root of all evil vibrate!!
Reply to this commentweren’t you coming out with a doll Kumiko? or at least a flash banner?
Reply to this commentI don’t think I want to see John Chow on a video with that thing… NO offense John haha.
Reply to this commentI second that
Reply to this commentI think it’d be interesting
Reply to this commentI’m still in support of Jane doing this.. or Kumiko.. or together.
Reply to this commentGosh! I would have been soo embarrassed to write a review on this! haha.. way to go, john!
Reply to this commentAnyone remember that joke-ad on the internet years ago that was mocking Jeff Goldblum’s iMac commercial. In his he talked about being at a party and being confused by email conversation and said he had never gotten an email. (see how much that dates it). Then the joke ad was a lady talking about being at a party and admitting she had never gotten an O. Then they played the same Rolling Stones music, “She comes in colors everywhere…”. It was very professional and very funny.
So this might have been the first ipod vib to hit production, but there was an earlier concept.
Reply to this commentWas kind of embarrassing, I looked at this post while in class. Gulp, hopefully no one gets the wrong impressions.
Reply to this commentGreat lets make john chow vibrate
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