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Look What UPS Just Dropped Off

written by John Chow on February 27, 2007

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I have to hand it to OhMiBod. When they said they were going to send me one for review, I was expecting just the vibrator. Upon opening the package, I found the OhMiBod plus some fun acSEXsories. Suki, OnMiBod’s founder, included a Hot Pink Softskin Sleeve, an OhMiBod Garter belt for iPod nano, and an OhMiBod T shirt. The OhMibod doesn’t come with batteries but Suki included some so that it’s all “ready to go.”

For those who don’t know, the OhMiBod is the world’s first iPod vibrator. The OhMiBod is sure to make the iPod a girl’s best friend. It gives new meaning to the term “plug and play,” and lets you feel the music in way you never thought possible. The OhMiBod sells for the very appropriate price of $69 (aff). It ships in a nice discreet gray box so the UPS man won’t be giving you the look.

Somehow, I get the feeling that Michael Kwan is going to refuse to review this product. I wonder if Jane May or Jennifer Lynn is available? I’m sure it will help Jane’s career or help Jennifer forget that’s she a broke-ass student. It’ll be really cool if they can do a video review. Then I can sell pay per views for it. I am so evil. :mrgreen: :twisted:

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Great lets make john chow vibrate :!:

Was kind of embarrassing, I looked at this post while in class. Gulp, hopefully no one gets the wrong impressions.

Anyone remember that joke-ad on the internet years ago that was mocking Jeff Goldblum's iMac commercial. In his he talked about being at a party and being confused by email conversation and said he had never gotten an email. (see how much that dates it). Then the joke ad was a lady talking about being at a party and admitting she had never gotten an O. Then they played the same Rolling Stones music, "She comes in colors everywhere...". It was very professional and very funny.

So this might have been the first ipod vib to hit production, but there was an earlier concept.

Gosh! I would have been soo embarrassed to write a review on this! haha.. way to go, john!

There is a poll on who should do the review on my blog.

VOTE JOHN CHOW! Make the root of all evil vibrate!!

weren't you coming out with a doll Kumiko? or at least a flash banner?

I don't think I want to see John Chow on a video with that thing... NO offense John haha.

I think it'd be interesting :razz:

I'm still in support of Jane doing this.. or Kumiko.. or together.

:twisted: I'm gonna vote for a john chow review too. :evil:

Just because it would be way more hilarious than any of the girls doing it. HAHA.

Make sure you wash that thing before you "review" it, John! :shock:

:mrgreen: To make it logical and reasonable to wash it, he has to make someone work on it first! :oops: Gosh! silly me. :twisted:

The idea of an iPod vibrator review on a site called "broke-ass student" has porn movie written all over it!

Haha! Hilarious!! :grin: This comment thread just sank to an even lower level!!! :lol:

Kumiko
xo

I'm just stating the obvious...

Thats pretty hilarious........... :mrgreen:

Getting one the females to review this is going to be pretty interesting I'm sure.

Allen.H

KU-MI-KO! KU-MI-KO! :twisted:

John,

I've started a campaign on my site to get you to review this thing! I'm not going to give up on this one!! :grin:

Kumiko
xo

Hahaha, nice post you have there. You made a banner and everything.

Thanks! Next is the "Make John Chow Vibrate" T-shirts!!! :smile:

You rock , its really hilarious to see your post and banner

Nice! LOL. They've been talking about those on the radio a bunch of times. No wonder I see so many girls listening to iPods nowadays lol.

You found the "lost secret" :D

Am I the only one who thinks asking random girls to review a vibrater is creepy?

No, I don't think you're the only one, but I checked formalities and reality at the door when i decided to enter this post's comment section!

I know John's teasing. What really disturbs me the most is that this thing was even sent to his door. To me, the whole concept is incredibly creepy. :???:

Yeah really, just imagine that you have a favorite song. You use the iBod with this one song - what happens when you hear that song at the grocery store?!?!

Yes you are the only one I think... :grin:

OMG, thats friggin hilarious.

Now you should send back the package with everything except the vibrator just to see what they say.

Hi left Jen a message any way I would also like the reviewing this. If there s any chance please let me see the video

You want to review this????

Dude I think you got the oppertunity right befor you, Use it and tell us.. :mrgreen:

Actually the text was broken I meant if there is any chance of Jane reviewing it.
And I got :shock:

what a way to really "feel" the music :D
This is the "new era" of music "interaction" :D

/vomit
/unsubscribe
/hang self

Wasn't Darren talking about what it takes to make someone unsubscribe to a feed earlier today?

:shock:

No plans on giving it a test run yourself John? :cool:

John,
Awaiting the video review. :razz:

Sweet. I got a book in th email from a publisher and got excited about that. You get way cool better stuff then I do.

Michael

what is this blog turning into???? :) . . . ship one to kumiko . . . i rather read her review on it! ;)

I'd say Kumiko is a good candidate as well.

Can we run a Poll for most wanted reviewer?

A. Kumiko
B. Jane May
C. John Chow

LOL...good thing i don't get embarrassed too easily.

Haha!! Then my vote is DEFINITELY for John Chow!!! :shock:

Kumiko