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Man Woman & Mathematics

written by John Chow on April 29, 2010

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Romance Mathematics

  • Smart man + smart woman = romance
  • Smart man + dumb woman = affair
  • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
  • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Mathematics

  • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  • Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math

  • A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

General Equations & Statistics

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    little.
  • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    understand her at all.

Longevity

  • Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
    more willing to die.

Propensity To Change

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Discussion Technique

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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{ 41 comments }

College To Careers April 29, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Interesting post John lol…

especially “Dumb man + smart woman = marriage”

LOL

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:48 am

objectionnnnnn

hey, my wife’s smart, i am not dumb but we are married. :)

Social Bookmarking Service May 24, 2010 at 7:19 am

Every dumb guy think in this manner only … lollzz

Profit Addiction April 29, 2010 at 3:41 pm

I’ve seen that somewhere, but it’s pretty true!

Social Bookmarking Service May 24, 2010 at 7:21 am

Under which category you fall …

sports lover April 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm

I was never able to set up a password for my Twitter follower account. I tried the “forgot password” button, but it said i had an invalid email address. I know I entered everyhing correctly, so.. Can you walk me through the steps of creating a password and loging in?

Dino Vedo April 29, 2010 at 9:39 pm

uhh what? john isnt here for twitter technical support… lmao

Irish Garden Home April 30, 2010 at 12:19 am

No, but I think sports lover is here for a back link only, too bad that the links in the comments are nofollow ;-) SY

Karl May 1, 2010 at 4:53 am

I don’t think anyone is dumb enough to build links for http://yourwebsite/ ..

College To Careers May 1, 2010 at 10:41 am

You would be surprised at how dumb people can actually be LOL

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:49 am

nofollow links are good for anchor text links however :)

sports lover May 2, 2010 at 11:44 am

He has a site called myfollowfriends.com I guess he has given up on it, because it is as dead as the dog i ran over this morning

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:52 am

i hope you didn’t run over that dog indeed :)

zol April 29, 2010 at 7:40 pm

Ha haha. Funny quote but I think most of them are true..

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:50 am

most of them yes, but some of them not.

Charles April 29, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Nice little share, this makes sense.

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:51 am

i must say that i am surprised when i read such a thing on john’s blog.

Eunus Hosen April 29, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Oh John you’ve missed the equation:
JohnChow+2hrs/day blogging=$40000/Month lol:)

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:53 am

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Mr Shapiro April 29, 2010 at 7:52 pm

i guess this was the lamest post ever existed on this blog…

bored man + lazyness = copy & paste from junky newsletters?

d3so April 29, 2010 at 9:18 pm

lol. i actually thought this was a humorous entertaining post ;) the statements made are possibly true in some instances. I wonder if you really did write this, John.
I want to steal it and put it on my blog……I guess i am :)

College To Careers May 1, 2010 at 10:41 am

It was a good filler post. John has in his archives somewhere to spread out the quality posts with some filler content…I can see this be one of those filler posts.

Cskuan April 30, 2010 at 1:50 am

I’m from a broken family.Therefore,I would suggest my “long gone” FATHER to read upon this useful sentence!

“Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.”Thanks John.

free forex demo account May 4, 2010 at 4:55 am

i am sorry for your famiy.

Tikin April 30, 2010 at 3:48 am

Hmm… it’s really fun but I’ve read some segment of this post in another language. Anyway, thank John for this interesting post :)

paul | entertainment tonight April 30, 2010 at 6:33 am

What is this about?

jtGraphic April 30, 2010 at 7:16 am

No explanation. Departure from the norm. Great insights Confucius Chow.

Local Internet Marketing April 30, 2010 at 7:55 am

Forward it in an email, it’s spam. Post it on a blog, it’s entertainment… either way I especially liked this one:

“Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.”

sofas April 30, 2010 at 8:10 am

“A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.”

Changes for the better, of course….. :)

Free Picks April 30, 2010 at 11:09 am

lolz@ romance math :p

Alex Whinfield April 30, 2010 at 7:18 pm

A little different from your usual stuff, but HILARIOUS :)

fas April 30, 2010 at 10:47 pm

LOL< this is old but damn funny!

Steve e May 1, 2010 at 12:29 am

Omg I laughed hard on this post. It makes so much sense. My favorite is dumb man dumb woman equal pregnancy ha I seen it so many times.

Net Age | Web Design May 1, 2010 at 7:57 am

Hahahahah! That was a timeous piece of comic relief! I needed a little laughter just now :-)

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all is my personal favourite. That is pretty much the unwritten universal law.

Apple May 1, 2010 at 10:03 am

This is really interesting .. I still remember you have a post for Woman are evil. Haha …

scott May 1, 2010 at 12:55 pm

This was one of the first email chains i think i ever received, almost 20 years ago. It’s funny though, cause it remains true today, and was probably true 1000 years ago.

WebMaster-Success.com May 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm

lol nice mathematics

Shanker Bakshi May 3, 2010 at 10:39 am

Interesting, isn’t it? its difficult always to understand a women.

Alex Shalman May 4, 2010 at 8:44 am

Too funny :)

Andrew May 9, 2010 at 8:20 am

I love my wife when I get an opportunity, but she’s not often up for it LOL (too tired) so I revert to the web.

Social Bookmarking Service May 24, 2010 at 7:00 am

John would love to know your own experience with this.

Some of these equation were common and some of them were new to me.