Man Woman & Mathematics

Romance Mathematics

  • Smart man + smart woman = romance
  • Smart man + dumb woman = affair
  • Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
  • Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Office Mathematics

  • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  • Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  • Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  • Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math

  • A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

General Equations & Statistics

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness

  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
    little.
  • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    understand her at all.

Longevity

  • Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
    more willing to die.

Propensity To Change

  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
  • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Discussion Technique

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

42 thoughts on “Man Woman & Mathematics”

  1. Interesting post John lol…

    especially “Dumb man + smart woman = marriage”

    LOL

    1. objectionnnnnn

      hey, my wife’s smart, i am not dumb but we are married. πŸ™‚

      1. Every dumb guy think in this manner only … lollzz

  2. I’ve seen that somewhere, but it’s pretty true!

    1. Under which category you fall …

  3. sports lover says:

    I was never able to set up a password for my Twitter follower account. I tried the “forgot password” button, but it said i had an invalid email address. I know I entered everyhing correctly, so.. Can you walk me through the steps of creating a password and loging in?

    1. Dino Vedo says:

      uhh what? john isnt here for twitter technical support… lmao

      1. No, but I think sports lover is here for a back link only, too bad that the links in the comments are nofollow πŸ˜‰ SY

        1. Karl says:

          I don’t think anyone is dumb enough to build links for http://yourwebsite/ ..

          1. You would be surprised at how dumb people can actually be LOL

        2. nofollow links are good for anchor text links however πŸ™‚

      2. sports lover says:

        He has a site called myfollowfriends.com I guess he has given up on it, because it is as dead as the dog i ran over this morning

        1. i hope you didn’t run over that dog indeed πŸ™‚

  4. zol says:

    Ha haha. Funny quote but I think most of them are true..

    1. most of them yes, but some of them not.

  5. Charles says:

    Nice little share, this makes sense.

    1. i must say that i am surprised when i read such a thing on john’s blog.

  6. Eunus Hosen says:

    Oh John you’ve missed the equation:
    JohnChow+2hrs/day blogging=$40000/Month lol:)

    1. does he really earn that amount? now i am surprsed if it is true.

  7. Mr Shapiro says:

    i guess this was the lamest post ever existed on this blog…

    bored man + lazyness = copy & paste from junky newsletters?

    1. d3so says:

      lol. i actually thought this was a humorous entertaining post πŸ˜‰ the statements made are possibly true in some instances. I wonder if you really did write this, John.
      I want to steal it and put it on my blog……I guess i am πŸ™‚

      1. It was a good filler post. John has in his archives somewhere to spread out the quality posts with some filler content…I can see this be one of those filler posts.

  8. Cskuan says:

    I’m from a broken family.Therefore,I would suggest my “long gone” FATHER to read upon this useful sentence!

    “Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.”Thanks John.

    1. i am sorry for your famiy.

  9. Tikin says:

    Hmm… it’s really fun but I’ve read some segment of this post in another language. Anyway, thank John for this interesting post πŸ™‚

  10. jtGraphic says:

    No explanation. Departure from the norm. Great insights Confucius Chow.

  11. Forward it in an email, it’s spam. Post it on a blog, it’s entertainment… either way I especially liked this one:

    “Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.”

  12. sofas says:

    “A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.”

    Changes for the better, of course….. πŸ™‚

  13. Free Picks says:

    lolz@ romance math :p

  14. A little different from your usual stuff, but HILARIOUS πŸ™‚

  15. fas says:

    LOL< this is old but damn funny!

  16. Steve e says:

    Omg I laughed hard on this post. It makes so much sense. My favorite is dumb man dumb woman equal pregnancy ha I seen it so many times.

  17. Hahahahah! That was a timeous piece of comic relief! I needed a little laughter just now πŸ™‚

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all is my personal favourite. That is pretty much the unwritten universal law.

  18. Apple says:

    This is really interesting .. I still remember you have a post for Woman are evil. Haha …

  19. scott says:

    This was one of the first email chains i think i ever received, almost 20 years ago. It’s funny though, cause it remains true today, and was probably true 1000 years ago.

  20. Interesting, isn’t it? its difficult always to understand a women.

  21. Alex Shalman says:

    Too funny πŸ™‚

  22. Andrew says:

    I love my wife when I get an opportunity, but she’s not often up for it LOL (too tired) so I revert to the web.

  23. John would love to know your own experience with this.

    Some of these equation were common and some of them were new to me.

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