My Shitty Attempt at a Viral Video

After Ryan’s post about how to create, market and make money off a viral video, I decided that I should attempt to make one. I actually made this video on the day I read Ryan’s post but decided not to post it until today. I wanted to see how viral it’ll get without me doing anything.

Turns out, it did not bad. Without any help, the video received over 1,000 views and garnered five Youtube honors, including being ranked #8 most viewed video in the Canada comedy channel yesterday (it’s #12 today). Whether or not people pick up the video and make it viral remains to be seen. If you like the video, then please pass it around. If you don’t like it, then tough shit. 😈

*Warning – the video contains not safe for work language.


114 thoughts on “My Shitty Attempt at a Viral Video”

  1. Zac Johnson says:

    Excellent video. I knew it would go viral when you showed me it the other night. Now you need to sell advertising on it, roll overs and contextual links! 😈 😆

    1. Israel says:

      It had it’s moments, but I woundt say it’s going to hit 1 MM views. If it does then congrats.

      1. Robert says:

        If that video gets 1 million hits, I’m going viral baby.

        1. Matt Jones says:

          Perhaps this video would be appropriate for PooBlogger.net. Yes someone actually owns it!

          1. incredible domain. I guess there is a niche for everything!

          2. Just goes to show that if you have a famous (imfamous?) name and attach it to a video, it will get traffic.

    2. DeboHobo says:

      This was defnitely a Shitty video!!! 👿

  2. Reed says:

    I smell a hit. Or do I smell… bwaha

    1. HAHAHA I was laughing my ass off. That was hilarious and quite unexpected!

      Good job John! You have great comedic timing, you should consider a career in stand-up comedy!

      😆 😆

      1. Or sit down comedy as it were…

        1. Robert says:

          Then what will he do with blogging? Can I take over John Chow Dot Com.

  3. Hannah says:

    Very nice indeed! 1000 views over a couple of days is pretty good! And Zac is definitely right! The person who manages to add that kind of advertising to a video one day is going to be rich pretty quickly…

  4. jimsvarkey says:

    Having more videos in your blog is a good idea, but its slightly elitist, I mean their are plenty of readers (that includes me too)out there who have a download limit in their net connection. So anything that is streaming would eat into the readers pockets. So you will easily alienate, new, inexperienced readers :sad:

    1. Sava says:

      Go ahead and get yourself a new isp. Bandwidth limits are long gone even here in Romania.

      1. Tech Dump says:

        LOL, but he’s in India, not Romania. 😆

  5. blogadollar says:

    Johnchow is getting crazy! Hey Mr Johnny, are you kidding? Where is this blog going? From a mogul to a bogul? John, you need to be fixed. Go to the repairing bay now. Your circuits are short-circuitsted :mrgreen: Bah! You do whatever you want on your blog, you’re free and you’re right doing so. New experiences never hurt and always bring new ideas. I don’t know, what’s next?

    1. Robert says:

      This blog is becoming a Youtubeblog.

  6. Geoff says:

    I’ve been wondering why you chose to do a comedy video. This site isn’t a comedy site. Wouldn’t anybody who sees your video, having never heard of you, come to this site and be confused?

  7. BigPappa says:

    We have derailed.

  8. John… you have the soul of a stand up comedian :)

  9. Remkus says:

    Shitty thing to say perhaps, but I’m pretty sure you’ve been watching a lot of early Richard Prior and / or Eddy Murphy 😆

    Funny though…

    1. John Chow says:

      Actually, I got it from Maclean and Maclean. I remembered it from way back in high school. The things you remember, huh?

      1. John Esberg says:

        John, I can easily see you as a sailor in the Navy. You remind me of a couple of “twigits” from the nuclear fleet. FYI, that is a compliment by the way.

    2. Terry Tay says:

      I remember the Eddie Murphy bits from his “Raw” and “Delirious” videos. In your face raw adult humor. John my not be ready to take his routine on the road, but it did have me laughing.
      ~Terry

      1. Robert says:

        Raw is, by far, the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  10. Thanks for doing this research for us! It really cuts our learning curve down.

  11. Interesting John, how the heck did you make that video with out laughing and how many takes did it take you to complete it.

    On a different note John, it is funny that with you tube how many shity video’s get so much traffic when there is no thought put into picking the keywords when the clips are listed. I just got into video’s on my blog at Feed Flare and will be doing video’s on my new B5 Media blog called Tool Belt Tips (dot com) when it goes live in a few weeks. When I was researching video’s and what kind of money can be made from them and what kind of traffic you get I was floored. So back to what I was saying about you tubes keywords, if you spend a bit of time looking at the top video’s on you tube and what words it has taged to it, and applied this to your video’s you will get more traffic and exposure from you tube then you can ever get from Google search, if done right!

    Video’s are where it is going to be at if it is not there all ready and really our compition on you tube for exposure are people who lucked out with the right words when uploading it. Should make for a very easy market to over come when you dump a bunch of pro bloggers into it. :)

    1. John Chow says:

      Believe it or not, I managed to do the video in one take.

      1. Sava says:

        I couldn’t have managed to make the video from 1 try … probably would have laughed a lot and start over again.
        A comment below states you shit your pants when you we’re little 😀
        I don’t remember something like this happening to me … at least what I remember … I’m sure I used to shit myself a lot until I was 1-2 years old

        1. lmao, me too!

          Oh ya John, as a plumber I would not recommend the toilet tank as a stashing point for the shit. You would be better off grabing the plunger and try plunging it down. Leaving it in the tank could have serious ramafications on the workings of said toilet thus resrticting the chances for that second date once a plumber (more then like me me) gets mad at his new customer and asks her to remove the shit from her tank herself. She will then realise who it was.

  12. MrGaryLee says:

    i couldn’t bare to watch . . . . like watching nascar for the crashes 😆

    1. What, you mean there’s more to NASCAR than metal grinding crashes?

    2. BlogTalks says:

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought so. 😕

  13. Ed D says:

    Wow good job John. Did you come up with that monologue?

  14. digger7993

    says:

    This is some really TUFF Shit on Tough Shit! 😈

  15. car345.com says:

    Yes it is shitty. Couldn’t complete the video. Sorry John.

  16. I have a feeling John shitted in his pants when he was a kid. 😆

    a bit too much details can bring back some painful memories huh? lol, j/k good job John

  17. John, do you have pics of how to successfully pick up pieces of sh*t and place them in the back of the toilet?

    1. Sava says:

      interesting question … would like to see John reply to this 😉

    2. John Chow says:

      The Internet being what it is, I’m sure you’ll be able to find it without much effort.

  18. mkkj

    says:

    STFU u shit face are u fukin crazy retarded ???? i am never ever goin to read ur shitty blog again . all u can write about is shiting and eating , and screw us up by makin money out of us watchin you write crap . Go fuk ur ad infested fukin website u fukin blowjob asia asshle canadian shit face 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿

    1. Chetan says:

      Lol wow what a comment dude…
      You surely are not an asian!

    2. Collin LaHay says:

      lol…

      a lot of people on the internet combined with 100% anonymity yields hilarious comments.

  19. Sava says:

    This really is something new :))
    Great work John. Enjoyed your video 😀 … shit’s the new niche :))

  20. Samuel

    says:

    Well that was a load of crap.

    So well done John. You’ve been in my bookmarks for over a year now, and this has made me realise – actually, really – I don’t need you to be there.

    Goodbye!

    1. Chetan says:

      Haha i wonder what gets you people to post these beautiful comments!
      What was the need for you to keep it for an year in bookmarks then? 😯 😯

      1. John Chow says:

        I always say, if you’re not pissing somebody off, you’re doing something wrong. 😈

        1. Totally John,
          That philosophy worked great for Howard Stern did it not?
          I say keep up the awesome work and remember to always wipe from front to back and not back to front. I makes problems. 😉

        2. MR. NICE GUY says:

          I think this will go viral John but why Ryan post this first instead of you. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

        3. Sha says:

          I agree with this. You know you’re really going somewhere when negative reviews start to pile up. Money in the bank, hey!

  21. Seopher says:

    Such bad language John, I’m appalled :mrgreen:

  22. Shawn Knight says:

    Funny, the people that bitch and complain and say they are never visiting again…. are the ones that don’t put their name / link to their blog (if they have one) with their comment.

  23. Cheryl says:

    Hey John,
    That was not a shitty video.
    On little tip. If you want to get more hits off your profile in YouTube
    put your full URL http://www.johnchow.com in the first line of the About This Video description.

    For an example see one of my top videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaF5UA0daZ4

  24. John, that $#!t was so funny!….How about the wipe check? Do you check the paper to see when your done? I mean how white does the paper have to be? Is a little poop on the paper ok?(You can use that in your next gig) 😉

  25. Doug says:

    Dude, you are selling your soul for a few page views. The loss of credibility can’t be worth it. Also, I think pointing back to the previous post about viral video, is that what makes some viral videos viral is that they are put out by people with no expectation that anyone other than a handful of people will watch them. Of course, professional efforts like the lonelygirl episode run counter to that, but frankly I think viral like that is borderline fraud. The problem with your video is that you are trying to make it a viral video and being provocative for the sake of it. Frankly, I think the effectiveness of your viral video test might be undermined by the fact that people searching for info about you are going to come across that video. So, that is a compliment to you as to the popularity of your sites, but not sure that proves the viral nature of your video.

    1. Neil Duckett says:

      Well written. The video was pathetic and it just goes to show by the comments here that some people are easily led.

      Paying for a post on johncow to try and get the video to have wider distribution is hardly the point of a viral video.

      On that not, i have to cut this blog loose too, the only worthwhile content is written by guest posters these days, Alan specifically, so i’ll follow those guys directly.

  26. I definitely never saw this vid coming.

  27. Jim says:

    That was somewhat funny John, it was a good first attempt at a viral video. I think it went on way too long though, funny about hiding the piece of #2 tho 😀

  28. Jeffry Degrande

    says:

    “make money online by telling people how much shit there was in my toilet” ??? Trying to outrank tubgirl ? Content is King^H^H^H^HShit?
    I don’t get it. Funny though. Definately bold too.

  29. Jeffry Degrande

    says:

    ow .. want to add … I hope this won’t evolve into a new way of showing what you had for dinner … I know it gives you a few extra hours to post .. but please 😉

  30. Terry Tay says:

    Some parts had me LMAO – Laughing my a$$ off. It may have had some people LMAOPIMP – Laughing my a$$ off peeing in my pants. Or quite possibly a few LMAOSIMP – Laughing my a$$ off $hitting in my pants. 😛

    It may not go viral, but it was a good first attempt.
    ~Terry

  31. Bash Bosh says:

    LOL,
    Really fantastic video hahaha :)
    Really great way to promote!

  32. Tech Dump says:

    IT wont go viral, its somewhat funny that is all.

  33. “Ring of Fire”

    “Peeing through your bum”

    LMAO! Quality John, I need to do something like this!

    Quality video John.

  34. king kong says:

    wow. you have just hit a new low.

    1. Mayank Rocks says:

      hahahahahaha :biggreen:

  35. car345.com says:

    Google for johnchow, shit comes john cow’s review of this post and wicked fire forum post. May be one day this post comes as first results in google for “shit”, Is that your target?

  36. Tech Dump says:

    This thread smells liek shit! 😀

  37. Paul says:

    You have natural talent, John, but the language is a bit rough.
    Anyway, waiting eagerly for the next release of your viral video…
    http://seventoten.com

  38. G Smith

    says:

    What kind of a shit video was that 😀

  39. Mardi Gras says:

    I just thought that your accent saying “chit chit” was funny man.

  40. Joseph says:

    I’ve been a reader to this blog for over 3 months now and I really respect John for the great information I’ve received from him and all, but this video – I really don’t know what the purpose of it was. I’m sure that a lot of readers will be a little disappointed with a video like that.
    That’s just my opinion.

    1. Hannah says:

      The video was a viral video, which judging by the 62 comments already, has done quite well given its intention. Read the link to the excellent viral marketing tutorial to understand a little bit more about why viral marketing is becoming more and more important these days.

  41. Rob says:

    I would have to agree with you too, may not be the best video but I would say it is doing the job it was intended to do.

  42. I understand the purpose of John’s video and his ‘experiment’. I know that this is HIS blog, but somehow I’m disappointed. There is always the choice between taking the high road and taking the low road… this time John, you took the low road to gain a little publicity.

    Was it really worth it?

    Kenneth

  43. Ricardo

    says:

    Like you said once in a past review, I guess you missed the mark with this video… better luck next time, I guess comedy is not your nature.

  44. Infogle says:

    i think john you finally succeed in what you required to… you wanted to create a viral effect and bingo you created one… now the people who visit or not visit your blog have a topic to actually discuss about your blog… thus making it more popular… nice marketing 😉

  45. Sergio

    says:

    That was shit. It didn’t go viral, your blog is already popular, thus the x,xxx amount of views. If anything, bloggers will say “john chow just made a fool out of himself *insert link*” but you’re not even getting that out of me.. just all the tools out there.

    1. This is what I don’t understand about people that think John’s video was bad. John experiments with these things to see how they will go and after all, John tell’s us how he makes money online. If this video was an extreme success and John’s income rises 100% and the world flocks to the blog then I’m guessing you won’t be saying the video was a bad thing. It’s good to see a bit of humour from John, after all everyone likes to not be “serious” once in a while! There was nothing wrong with the video at all, I wish I could talk that in depth about shit! It was very good to learn a bit more about viral marketing.

      Carl – Thatblogsite.com

      1. I meant to say wasn’t a bad thing, silly typo. 😉

  46. When I was watching this, my 2 years old daughter said : ” daddy, who is that?”
    I said:” Jhon Chow”
    She said:”Ooh”..(tried to say that she understood) :)
    Even my daughter like you

  47. David Chew says:

    Creating a viral video to increase your popularity. :mrgreen:

  48. Bruno Silva says:

    I can’t be more honest that this:
    Terrible video. :)

  49. Syed Balkhi says:

    It was a shitty attempt have to say. I guess its in the society when you hear people say some sort of word in different ways they tend to laugh. So I guess you saying shit over and over was making people laugh.

    1. Mayank Rocks says:

      I have to agree though 😀

  50. Mayank Rocks says:

    Its the first attempt. Dont worry. You will soon be a pro there :mrgreen:

  51. Suzanne says:

    That’s the most pathetic attempt at a viral video I’ve ever seen. Pretty crappy. It might go viral but good viral or bad viral … laughing with you or at you. Real quality stuff.

  52. It is because you are John chow and you have 15000 readers who are reading this post every week so 1000 hits is not something good I think ➡

    http://www.india-dictionary.com/

  53. Erik Fuller says:

    I saw your Breakfast Television interview, and I was like this guy seems pretty mature/smart. I then see your shit video, and was like LMFAO. It was a good surprise, keep it up!

  54. flash says:

    very funny shit :mrgreen:

  55. Chris says:

    You usually put out some good stuff John, but this was kinda pathetic.

  56. Anna says:

    I could hardly watch the whole video, John, so gross, but I wish you luck so that it becomes populer, it’s different in its kind!!!

  57. team ray

    says:

    i expect more than 2000 views but it takes a real man to do a blog on shit

  58. Ty Brown says:

    Boy, I love your blog, but that video was horrible. It’s a good thing you’ve got plenty of ways to make money and don’t have to rely on your comedy. You would starve.

  59. tom says:

    Hey john, not bad for your first try!
    I mean you are clearly not a comedian, but It did give me a few laughs, and that’s always good in my books. I work with a “Phantom Pooper”, and he’s dropped it in the toilet tank on more than one occassion!
    keep up the good work.

    tom – http://www.pileofblogs.com

  60. Matt says:

    Awful, John. Really bad.

  61. Mike Huang says:

    It’s amazing how you talk like that, but write like this…lol :roll:

    -Mike

  62. Simon Lau says:

    For a one take that’s pretty good. Had some funny moments. I take we’ll be seeing more of these?

  63. Eric Go says:

    Very funny. I think your Chinese accent will never be gone. 😐

  64. -Paul says:

    this was really bad, thanks for making me not want to return, and yes if your not pissing people of your doing something wrong which equates to you voicing your strong opinions, but this is far from that, it’s just a video from somebody with no imagination… really school boy stuff.

  65. Gabriel says:

    Wow, cool video…. John, you can be a blogger comedian too…. hope to see more viral video from you 😀

  66. Bill

    says:

    Yes, I must agree that was pretty shitty John :), not viral,,,, but spiral down the tube,,,, But think about it , where would we be without shit ,,,no fertilizer,,, no food ,,, no people,,, no blog,,,Dam’t
    So keep the shit flowing,,,:) love it man,,,,,

  67. Asuka_Aki says:

    I cant believe that video is going viral. I am sure it is only because it is Johns shit we are talking about! If that was funny I really must post my pubesent teens videos!

    Sorry, I love John, but not in his shit monologue!

  68. Mike says:

    Mildy funny but strange video. Not sure how many people are going to like that one.

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