New Microsoft FireFox 2007 Professional Browser

Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional

Yes, it is true. Microsoft has bought out FireFox! The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, more secure, and quicker than anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilizing a proprietary dynamic algorithm – anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen! Download MS FireFox 2007 today!

9 thoughts on “New Microsoft FireFox 2007 Professional Browser”

  1. Al Davies says:

    You should Digg this post. I sat here for 90 seconds thinking “WTF is this?… how is this different from Mozilla. Good one 🙂

  2. John Chow says:

    No I’m not going to Digg this post. I was going to submit to Digg however. Then I found out someone already subbed it. It hit the front page too.

  3. Daniel says:

    Lol!! It took me 90 seconds too!! It must be the packing. BS cosmic constant!!?? 🙂
    Nice post.

  4. Eli Burford says:

    It really isn’t serious right? My heart sank when I read Microsoft bought Mozilla.. but then I read about downloading porn faster.. doesn’t sound very realistic 😀

  5. mark says:

    Haha, must be some Microsoft fan who did this. Who in their right minds tells someone to get IE7?

  6. siong1987 says:

    Haha… You cannot use this product to visit certain website.

    Google is in the list too… LOL…

  7. Love the red crosses through the Linux and Apple logos, freakin’ hilarious!

  8. Napo says:

    this is so funny, gonna send it to all my friends and wait for their reaction. At first I was so happy that
    MS had bought FF cause I can’t imagine surfing the web on anything that’s not IE. I was gonna download IE7 just to download porn faster haahaha. This is genious.

  9. Lawrence says:

    Hey, It’s not april fool’s day!

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