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New Microsoft FireFox 2007 Professional Browser

written by John Chow on October 31st, 2006

Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional

Yes, it is true. Microsoft has bought out FireFox! The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, more secure, and quicker than anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilizing a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen! Download MS FireFox 2007 today!

Al Davies said on October 31st, 2006 at 5:33 pm

You should Digg this post. I sat here for 90 seconds thinking “WTF is this?… how is this different from Mozilla. Good one :-)

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John Chow said on October 31st, 2006 at 5:35 pm

No I’m not going to Digg this post. I was going to submit http://www.msfirefox.com/ to Digg however. Then I found out someone already subbed it. It hit the front page too.

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Daniel said on October 31st, 2006 at 6:41 pm

Lol!! It took me 90 seconds too!! It must be the packing. BS cosmic constant!!?? :-)
Nice post.

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Eli Burford said on October 31st, 2006 at 7:05 pm

It really isn’t serious right? My heart sank when I read Microsoft bought Mozilla.. but then I read about downloading porn faster.. doesn’t sound very realistic :D

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mark said on October 31st, 2006 at 9:22 pm

Haha, must be some Microsoft fan who did this. Who in their right minds tells someone to get IE7?

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siong1987 said on October 31st, 2006 at 9:47 pm

Haha… You cannot use this product to visit certain website.

Google is in the list too… LOL…

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David Bradley Science Writer said on November 1st, 2006 at 9:28 am

Love the red crosses through the Linux and Apple logos, freakin’ hilarious!

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Napo said on November 1st, 2006 at 9:52 am

Hahahha,
this is so funny, gonna send it to all my friends and wait for their reaction. At first I was so happy that
MS had bought FF cause I can’t imagine surfing the web on anything that’s not IE. I was gonna download IE7 just to download porn faster haahaha. This is genious.

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Lawrence said on November 1st, 2006 at 6:33 pm

Hey, It’s not april fool’s day!

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