Yes, it is true. Microsoft has bought out FireFox! The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, more secure, and quicker than anything else on the market. Why use anything else?
MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilizing a proprietary dynamic algorithm – anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!
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You should Digg this post. I sat here for 90 seconds thinking “WTF is this?… how is this different from Mozilla. Good one
No I’m not going to Digg this post. I was going to submit http://www.msfirefox.com/ to Digg however. Then I found out someone already subbed it. It hit the front page too.
Lol!! It took me 90 seconds too!! It must be the packing. BS cosmic constant!!??
Nice post.
It really isn’t serious right? My heart sank when I read Microsoft bought Mozilla.. but then I read about downloading porn faster.. doesn’t sound very realistic
Haha, must be some Microsoft fan who did this. Who in their right minds tells someone to get IE7?
Haha… You cannot use this product to visit certain website.
Google is in the list too… LOL…
Love the red crosses through the Linux and Apple logos, freakin’ hilarious!
Hahahha,
this is so funny, gonna send it to all my friends and wait for their reaction. At first I was so happy that
MS had bought FF cause I can’t imagine surfing the web on anything that’s not IE. I was gonna download IE7 just to download porn faster haahaha. This is genious.
Hey, It’s not april fool’s day!