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New Microsoft FireFox 2007 Professional Browser

written by John Chow on October 31, 2006

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Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional

Yes, it is true. Microsoft has bought out FireFox! The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, more secure, and quicker than anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilizing a proprietary dynamic algorithm – anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen! Download MS FireFox 2007 today!

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Lawrence

Hey, It's not april fool's day!

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Napo

Hahahha,
this is so funny, gonna send it to all my friends and wait for their reaction. At first I was so happy that
MS had bought FF cause I can't imagine surfing the web on anything that's not IE. I was gonna download IE7 just to download porn faster haahaha. This is genious.

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David Bradley Science Writer

Love the red crosses through the Linux and Apple logos, freakin' hilarious!

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siong1987

Haha... You cannot use this product to visit certain website.

Google is in the list too... LOL...

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mark

Haha, must be some Microsoft fan who did this. Who in their right minds tells someone to get IE7?

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Eli Burford

It really isn't serious right? My heart sank when I read Microsoft bought Mozilla.. but then I read about downloading porn faster.. doesn't sound very realistic :D

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Daniel

Lol!! It took me 90 seconds too!! It must be the packing. BS cosmic constant!!?? :-)
Nice post.

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John Chow

No I'm not going to Digg this post. I was going to submit http://www.msfirefox.com/ to Digg however. Then I found out someone already subbed it. It hit the front page too.

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Al Davies

You should Digg this post. I sat here for 90 seconds thinking "WTF is this?... how is this different from Mozilla. Good one :-)

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