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No Sex Allowed on A380 Airborne Double Beds

written by John Chow on November 4, 2007

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Singapore Airlines, the first operator of the new Airbus A380 super jumbo jet, has dashed the hopes of sexual thrill-seekers planning to engage in extra amorous activity aboard one of the 12 first-class suites, which boast the world’s first airborne double beds.

Singapore Airlines started commercial flights of the double-decker A380 last week with a Singapore to Sydney route. The first-class suite gives you a double bed, privacy and endless champagne. Man! How can they expect passengers to not do what comes naturally when you mix a bed and endless champagne?

I got even money that all 12 first-class suite users joined the mile-high club. :oops:

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haven't done on place before. i have on the train tho

those planes are sick

Actually, the real question now is how much? Or would I even dare to ask!!

Sorry for the usage of English and wrong spelling, i just ate nuts which caused my hands to key words too fast and errors occurs..haha! :mrgreen:

play = pay
know - knock

hi Joe,
I have not heard wrongly from my friends, like you say they play five figures to get a good sleep and i think you have mistaken me, they don't know on the door every 15 -20 mins, they just walk up and down without making a sound, making sure everything is ok and no guest on board is feeling that SIA is not providing a service.

If a guest like you who intend to decline any service on board eg.breakfast to dinner and just want to sleep onboard, you just have to tell the stewardess and they will have your privacy kept at your bay.

On board flight, they do have "bouncers" and many flights do carry "cable ties"(handcuff-like) to restrain guest who misbehave on board.

Entienne: I understand now... I misunderstood what you were saying before and this makes a lot more sense. So I guess anyone who is planning to break the "no sex" rule should be very quiet about it. :)

How will they stop you :mrgreen: ?

may be in future they advertise like this "more space , more sex & of course more partners - come see your air fantasy going true " :twisted:

The sex part aside, it is tremendous to be able to get some quality shut eye on a long haul flight. Beats the *&^% out of swollen feet and cramped sleeping positions and disturbed fitful sleep. So when i am rich... :mrgreen:

I would totally book that pimp-bed for myself and have sex all night long!!

Some people would be too loud :grin:
May they didn't isolate this room perfectly :???:

So when will we see the evil Mr. Chow join the mile-high club? :twisted:

Doesn't that contradict with their goal. Having more babies. :razz:

How to reach their goal if they are not in alignment to it :?:

It'd be cool to tell your friends that you did it 30,000 feet above the air...on a BED! :mrgreen:

Probably none going to follow this rule, especially if they've paid that much for the flight.

lol - double beds in airplanes - but why not...

LOL... I am sure people are taking advantage over the beds...regardless of stupid rules...

Etienne: Surely your friend is mistaken. If someone pays 5 figures for these airborne accommodations, they have an expectation of privacy and comfort that is violated with routine checks. Forget about sex. If I was just flying alone and paid that price, flight attendants had BETTER not knock on the door every 15 minutes. What I'm saying is I think you heard an untruth. =)

The rules are there but who can do the enforcement? :lol:

Cant afford such luxury unless i make as much as John's Blog! :cool:

In a couple years those will be the dirtiest beds above 10,000 feet.... :!:

Who's going to stop you? The pilot? :lol:

Just ask the pilot to join in...haha.. :twisted:

Maybe armed air marshals?

I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the first headlines about a couple being held pending charges for having sex during the flight.

The air marshals will be praised for keeping the skies safe... lol.

The rooms better be sound proof. Or maybe they will show on the video screens the new XXX channel broadcast live onboard.

They give you everything right for the occassion and then say dont do it. Thats bad :sad:

I think that is just what they 'have to say'... but I doubt they have enforcement or penalties... lol. They are suppose to say 'don do it' but then they turn a blind eye knowing you will and that is the whole point of those beds...

ha! what if sex if with the stewardess itself... i.e. the person doing the enforcement :evil:

anyways, i'll be willing to bet that there will definitely be sex on the beds... regardless of the rules. nobody can watch the passengers every minute of the flight. lets hope that the cleaners do a good job changing the sheets and cleaning the bed -- airline cleaners have been known to not do a good job -- especially for short flights like that. i know because i have friends in the airlines business. how clean do you think it is when a plane lands and has just an hour or two to switch over the flight crew and get ready to fly again.

Pity about the rules, that bed seems made for sex! :wink:

LOL! "Made for Sex", that's a brilliant tagline for selling beds!

Thanks, i thought so too.

i will give my woman the bigh schlong whenever i want thx very much!!

The A380 is an amazing aircraft. I watched the entire process when they built the first one on Discovery Channel a while back.

Yes, apart from the publicity gained from this frivolous development, it is indeed a fantastic aircraft. I believe that Singapore Airlines and Airbus would have gained a lot more clientele had they focussed on the other great things about the aircraft and the configuration that SA have gone for.

If you don't know how it works, every 15-20mins a steward or stewardess will be going around even when it is in the wee hours of the flight, unless your quickie can be in less than 15 mins, you may give it a try. How did i know?

I have never sat on that flight but apparently, one of my good girl-friend is a part of this magnificent flight, i asked her and her answer is don't try.. :twisted:

ill just take my money to southwest airlines instead :roll:

I checked out the prices for a flight in one of those suites and it is low five figures... so I think if you can cough up that much money you should be able to have all the sex you want from takeoff to landing.

This got covered in Sydney, especially the launch of it.

Since I'm from Sydney, this got covered all over the news.

I'll definitely try it out one day!

Cheers,
Carlo

History landed in Sydney and it rightly got the limelight it deserved.

haha..what are they going to do, routine checks? haha.

Of course they'll SAY it's not allowed, but there's no way they can enforce it. Game on.

What a perfect place for the 'mile-high' club! I think they should have an entire airline setup that way.

easy sell.. hahaha.. i'm sure it will be only high rollers using this flight. I will be there one day, I love Singapore Airlines. They have the best service across the pacific.

You got it bro! Singapore Airlines is indeed a great way to fly!