One-Night Stand Etiquette

written by John Chow on March 10, 2007

Miss Chelsea Handler gives the rules and etiquettes to a bunch of singles for the proper procedures to follow when having a one-night stand. Everything from the etiquette kit to leaving the morning after note. It’s all here!

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{ 39 comments }

vijay March 10, 2007 at 1:18 pm

ha ha.. that was hilarious..

Johnny_Cash March 10, 2007 at 1:40 pm

I don’t know Chelsea Handler’s show is so funny!

Tyler March 10, 2007 at 1:48 pm

Haha

“..If she still doesn’t listen to you put a tube sock into her mouth..”

Where’s the fun in that? really vocal people are great! Especially when people ask you the next day what was going on.

Hannes Johnson March 10, 2007 at 1:56 pm

hehe, clever

The foot-roll-door is a nice trick – gotta remember that

derrich March 12, 2007 at 8:10 am: Classic.

Indian Videos March 10, 2007 at 2:58 pm

Hehe. Wipe out, Put out and Get out.

Jane May March 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm: Not sure what kinda girls she’s referring to…”Wipe Out” grooooooss…you see a girl do that…ruuuuuuuuuuuun…hahaha (jk…kinda)
ilker March 11, 2007 at 4:31 pm: LOL! That was really good.

bloggadget March 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm

Great video
i wich i had somthing like that in the uk

Indian Videos March 10, 2007 at 4:23 pm: If it makes you feel any better, Just imagine India. Oh wait, we are gonna be the most populated country soon. Some one is doing the hanky panky I guess.

Doug Karr March 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm

Catalog this with the rest of “How the human race self-destructed”. I wonder what anthropologists in the year 5020 will think of historical artifacts such as these.

Jane May March 11, 2007 at 1:41 pm

Will the human race be around in 5020???

derrich March 12, 2007 at 8:13 am: That’s a long ways away.

Leftblank March 10, 2007 at 3:26 pm

Is that part of the dot Com Mogul course?

Roosh March 10, 2007 at 3:50 pm

i want to practice my newly learned etiquette on pink shirt, front row

Jane May March 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm

If this is new to you, you’re going to be waiting to practice for a very loooong time

Gary Lee March 12, 2007 at 1:56 pm

hahaha . . harsh . .

Jane May March 13, 2007 at 12:53 am: Yeah, maybe a little. Sorry Roosh, not hard feelings, I just couldn’t resist that one

It must be John and his evil ways rubbing off on me.

Aris March 10, 2007 at 4:02 pm

If nothing else, at least you can laugh at what is presented at John Chow dot com.

David March 10, 2007 at 5:00 pm

Haha…Quite funny…

Gdog March 10, 2007 at 5:34 pm

That was hilarious…remember, call your friends when you’re out of “ear range”

lyndonmaxewell March 10, 2007 at 6:22 pm

One-night stand is out of the question for many people. well, there’s no harm in catching a joke or two from this though.

Francois Gendron March 10, 2007 at 6:59 pm

She is simply hilarious. I didn’t know about her at all and went on you tube to watch some more episodes. They are all hilarious.

Jane May March 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm

Hmmmmm…I wonder if there is a demand???

Leftblank March 12, 2007 at 1:12 pm: Some people will carry on, even if no one likes it, just for the attention

Ashish Mohta March 10, 2007 at 9:05 pm

Wipe out LAUGH MY ASS OUT, that was so hilarious man.Never thought a tutorial on one night stand,..lol

Mike Panic March 11, 2007 at 6:58 am

Video doesn’t work when viewing the permalink. I’ve had this problem with a few different WP plugins, the Viper one was the slickest install but biggest pain to actually use.

Mike Panic March 11, 2007 at 7:01 am

Update: Not a permalink – it won’t play unless you are logged into YouTube, dumb!

Jane May March 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm: I wasn’t logged in and saw it just fine using IE7…
Leftblank March 12, 2007 at 1:11 pm: Same here with Firefox, YouTube links do not get anything more ‘permanent’ than the unreadable ones used, I think you should check on your PC Mike!

Jane May March 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm