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OhMiBod – The Ultimate iPod “AcSEXsory”

written by John Chow on February 16, 2007

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The OhMiBod is creating a lot of “Buzz” in the iPod accessory world. This is the world’s first iPod vibrator. That’s right ladies! The OhMiBod offers a completely new way to enjoy your iPod (or any other music player). Not only will you get your own personalized experience set to your own tunes, but you also get to feel the music in a whole new way. The OhMiBod shakes, buzzes, moves, and grooves to the beat of whatever you’re playing. Now what penis can do that? It’s almost enough to make a guy feel inadequate.

The $69 (aff – don’t you love the price?) iPod “AcSEXsory” also solves the major problem that many women have with a vibrator – that annoying buzzing sound. The OnMiBod is a silent operator. No doubt about it, the OhMiBod is an iPod gadget that goes where no iPod gadget has gone before.

For the ultimate experience, the OhMiBod can be equipped with the optional Hot Pink Softskin Sleeve (top right photo) that looks just like a, well, you know. With the sleeve, the OhMiBod measures 1.5″ in diameter. If that doesn’t make you scream “OhMiBod!” nothing will.

Below is a video of women on the streets of Boston trying out the OhMiBod. Don’t worry, the video is safe for work. But just barely! :)

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{ 39 comments }

Shawn Knight February 16, 2007 at 6:23 pm

Absolutely hilarious! Just wonder how you would explain it to the kids or something hah

Nomar February 19, 2007 at 8:49 am

I like it !!

Thinkreferrals February 16, 2007 at 6:43 pm

OK John, your timing sucks. 2 days after Valentines day? What’s up with that, LOL.

Ed Lau February 16, 2007 at 6:44 pm

Please tell me you did this for ReviewMe…I don’t want to know why you have this on your blog.

…and please don’t…review…it.

Carl February 16, 2007 at 8:31 pm

I was going to say the EXACT same thing, almost word for word.

Ashish Mohta February 16, 2007 at 8:46 pm

agreed on that

John Chow February 17, 2007 at 9:55 am

OhMiBod read this post. They’re going to send me a review sample. LOL

I know just the girl to review it too!

Marc February 16, 2007 at 7:53 pm

Where there’s money, the products will follow. $69 too, great marketing. Gotta admire the hustle.

That’s a pretty weird find John, but there’s something to learn from everything :)

Ryan February 16, 2007 at 7:55 pm

This is perfect!

First I get my wife a pink iPod mini, then a pink iPod nano, and now I can get her a pink iPod vibrator!

This is the best gift idea I’ve had for her in a long time. She loves pink, and I love to please.

This is probably my favorite post here now. Thanks for the heads up.

Ron Johnson February 16, 2007 at 7:57 pm

Very… interesting… if ever a product gave off weird vibes, this would be one of them. ;)

Steve February 16, 2007 at 8:33 pm

The iPod = Womens Best Friend!

Ashish Mohta February 16, 2007 at 8:44 pm

Now who was saying ipod will not sale.Here comes the vibro…..take it in lol.

Man i was shocked to see that lol but ideas man sells

_leech_ February 16, 2007 at 8:50 pm

Haha, that’s hilarious! :)

Jeff February 16, 2007 at 9:15 pm

do they have a male-equivalent of the product? :P

Ashish Mohta February 16, 2007 at 9:22 pm

Yeah then u can say “WHo need the gurls lol”

Thinkreferrals February 16, 2007 at 9:28 pm

Better get on the development Jeff, that could be a best seller, roflmfao.

Jane May February 16, 2007 at 11:02 pm

I think this one can be used for males Jeff :p

Mark Johnson February 16, 2007 at 9:18 pm

this one sound like a ReviewMe, John. ;-)

hilarious! gives new meaning to “Sex in the City”…. makes me wonder the next time I see a lady looking real happy sitting in the park with her iPod turned up real loud. lol

I laughed even harder when I saw they had a tip and tricks section… e.g.

“Can I use OhMiBod in the car?
A: The simple answer is yes – but we don’t recommend it (could be a bit distracting to your driving). But if you are a passenger – we say go for it! Listen to the music through your stereo and play along to make the trip go faster!”

Thanks for the good laugh, I really needed this.

Ashish Mohta February 16, 2007 at 9:21 pm

LMAO lol.Now it will be used all over the world in Buses and cab….ANd in turn u will see more people getting on the bus leaving their car.!!!!

Ipod does make a difference

John Chow February 16, 2007 at 9:26 pm

I wish it was a ReviewMe! Would have been an easy $125.00 :)

Nick February 16, 2007 at 9:33 pm

OnMiBod? I think you have a typo in your title John! Sorry to point that out…

John Chow February 16, 2007 at 9:43 pm

Hey, thanks for pointing it out.

Polli February 16, 2007 at 10:24 pm

Nw that looks like fun! ;-)

Jane May February 16, 2007 at 11:00 pm

LOL…John, I really hope you didn’t test this one!!!

Ashish Mohta February 17, 2007 at 7:33 am

If he says yes, just let us know we will make a post and submit to digg lmao lol

“How John Chow used….”

Judith in Umbria February 16, 2007 at 11:31 pm

Hands up anybody who is buying this for their teenager’s birthday.
I write professionally for a travel site. I see questions come in asking for suggestions for what to load the iPod with for traveling through Italy/France/England… etc. I just want to say to them, “Stay home and watch travelogues on your television!”
There are experiences that, I believe, ought to be detached from background music. If allowed to, they provide their own soundtrack. What kind of lame character does it take to need pre-selected MP3s to enjoy life? I imagine a Canaletto in which the occupants of all the gondolas have iPods plugged in while the gondoliers sing to… no one.
Similarly, I see sex scenes coming to your big screen in which the love story is with Share Bear and the protagonist stumbles through life until her battery dies.

Gary February 16, 2007 at 11:46 pm

haha . . i can’t believe you actually posted this . . .

Kate February 17, 2007 at 5:21 am

Is that real? All I can I say is that my mind is boggled.

Leftblank February 17, 2007 at 7:19 am

I wonder how this would combine with the ‘Dear Penis’-song…

Ashish Mohta February 17, 2007 at 7:35 am

Just make it fast lol “Dear ….Dear”

Daniel February 17, 2007 at 10:14 am

that really brings to term “plug ‘n play” to a whole new level…

Derek February 17, 2007 at 10:17 am

Now the question is… would it be considered cheating on your husband if you used one?

Ashish Mohta February 17, 2007 at 10:19 am

naww I dont think so….rather ask the husband to play one of their fav and help them out for a change lol

Leif Hearne February 17, 2007 at 2:57 pm

The mind boggles.

I’m wondering what the difference would be between Mozart’s Moonlight Sonata and Dieselboy’s The Rapture. ;)

Michael February 17, 2007 at 5:07 pm

Unfortunately for the women of Thailand, this device is illegal here as is the importation of all sexual aids. Do not know why.

Richard February 18, 2007 at 4:21 am

Actually, the OhMiBod is so last year.

The iBuzz Two is already on version 2.0 and is waaaay better
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/ibuzztwo

As a geek mogul, you need the latest and greatest John – I can send one to you for review if you like. It’s not on sale in Canada yet but will be soon…

Paula Neal Mooney February 18, 2007 at 5:21 am

Yeah, I saw this on Tisha’s blog over at Serenity Quest a while ago.

I’m just wondering what would happen if this thing shorted out and sent sparks a-flying!

Mike February 18, 2007 at 1:14 pm

Finally, a use for techno music!!! After all of those years of complete crap!! It might actually have a purpose!

Steven Wilson February 18, 2007 at 5:16 pm

I would say someone is a marketing genius there at that company.Music,and sex two of the hottest sellers out there combined into one.

Steven Wilson