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Playing With My Food

written by John Chow on March 2nd, 2007

How many times have your mom told you not to play with your food? Well, she may change her mind if she saw what I had for dinner. Either that or she’ll faint. Some will no doubt use the following video as proof that I am the root of all evil. Not only do I slay baby pandas, but I also torment poor helpless lobsters by showing them what their insides looks like.

The lobster is served raw. Well, the tail is served raw. They separate the lobster between the head and tail, cut up the tail meat and serve it to you while the lobster is still alive (no doubt wondering where its tail is). This proves to the dinners that the lobster is fresh.

After you consume the raw tail (which is really good), they take the lobster away and fry it so you can go after the claw meat.

After finishing that, they take it away one more time and use its skeleton as the flavor based for a soup.

Nothing goes to waste! :twisted:

The Last Thing The Lobster Saw

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Thanks to Ilker for the Photochop.

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  1. So…much…evil…

  2. Well, at least you know the food was fresh… :lol:

  3. You are a sick man John Chow. :cool: Hehe.

  4. Is the head alive??? Geeee! This one is really freaky!! :D

  5. Bert

    I don’t mind people eating lobster, but it has to be done with respect to the animal. You fail in this completely.
    good bye jon

    • How do you respect a lobster? Do you say sorry before putting it the boiling pot of water? I doubt the lobster care whether you respect it or not. :evil:

    • That’s just ridiculous. Animals are here for our consumption. That and the lobster is most likely dead but is still twitching since it was freshly prepared.

      Delicious, delicious animals…

    • RESPECT THE LOBSTER :mad:

      • May I point out that Lobsters don’t have feelings because their nervous system is not as developed?

        Any animal that is primitive enough to survive while having its flesh hacked out is not advanced enough to feel disrespected, or feel pain or agony. They simply consist of reflexes through hormones and signals. There’s nothing to respect.

        Oh, all the things people to do feel self-righteous.. animal rights, SPCA.. gahhh. There are people starving out there, damn it.

      • lol…cry more, noob.

    • Dude you’re an idiot. It’s a lobster. How is it any less respectful if you eat it live??? You must be one of those uppity-dippity rich white people who try to feel self-righteous by donating money to the SPCA eh? Get your head out of your ass.

  6. I wonder if I could attach an image in the comments.. lets try!

    WHAT THE LOBSTER SAW MOMENTS BEFORE ITS DEATH:

  7. I’ve had something similar before: lobster sashimi. Nothing cooked whatsoever, I just got a lobster than had been cut up. The feelers and eyes were still moving when it got to the table.

  8. :shock: If that was the last thing I saw… :shock:

    :mrgreen:

  9. I was so worried the OhMiBod was goign to make an appearance in this post “Playing with My Food”. Thank God it didn’t.

  10. Kiley

    That is absolutely disgusting, you really do make me sick, John. Eat at a Burger King just once, damn.

    As far as your blog earnings go, I applaud you, this much can’t be denied, your hustle is immense. It’s amazing that you make as much as you make considering you talk about how much make publicly.

    I knew ReviewMe was the gonna be number one, I told my wife that no more than a quarter of the income was from Adsense, you are catering to webmasters and webmaster wannabes, they are ad blind.

    Just don’t expect me to hop on your sack like the rest of the rest of your users.

    • “you really do make me sick, John. Eat at a Burger King just once”

      I’ll bet the stuff John ate tonight is far less likely to kill/poison him than Burger King would…

      • >I’ll bet the stuff John ate tonight is far
        >less likely to kill/poison him than Burger
        >King would…

        Agree. All the carbs and fats will make a layer of glue like substance covering the inner wall of the intestine, preventing the absorption of nutrient, and putting more toxin into the body. Adding the high sugar content drink and we get a perfect ingredient for :arrow: big O word.

        • Kiley

          The comment really wasn’t meant in the literal sense. Posh food, I like that, well put. I’ll stick with my meat and potato meals.

    • Eww.. It isn’t that good to have fastfood too often. Too much of fastfood makes me sick. Go for family meals, such as seafood.

  11. Eli

    I’ve never eaten lobster and I’m not sure I ever will.. Not really into the posh food really :smile:

  12. Yum! John, still can’t seem to click play for your embedded YouTube vids from Firefox. No problems in IE. Any others experiencing the same?

  13. Btw, what Japanese restaurant is this? :?:

  14. yikes, what else can I say!

  15. Well wow, that’s certainly new for me. I’m a dedicated carnivore and all but man… That certainly takes it to a whole new level.

    On the bright side, I don’t eat shellfish so I won’t ever have to personally wrestle with the weirdness of this dish.

  16. I love the attacking fork picture!

  17. wow live huh, never done that before

  18. Eww… That looks so gross.
    Eating an animal alive surely loses my appetite.

  19. The video doesn’t seem to work for me..I can’t click the play button. Sidenote, I don’t like seafood! :D

  20. I dont think i could ever eat a live animal. I personally think that animals should be killed humanely and as quick as possible. Usually with a lobster that means a very sharp point of a knife directly into the head.

    Cutting the lobster in half and have it squirm about at your table is a little sick if you ask me.

    • Well why ever not? We have steamboat meals sometimes and we do throw live seafood into the boiling pots. Sounds sick? Not really.

    • Lobsters probably actually don’t feel pain and the best way to cook them is to throw them live into a pot of boiling water.

      You people are giving these creatures feelings and personalities…like we’re eating something with human traits but the reality is, these are animals and they are here for us to eat. Whether or not we do so while they’re still alive seriously doesn’t matter.

  21. This is the evilest thing I’ve seen all day. :razz:

  22. I’ll pass on that one! I have one main rule when it comes to food: If it’s moving, I don’t eat it. -Except for Jello, of course.

  23. Umm . . does this qualify as cruel and unusal punishment? . . . actually, check that . . now I’m craving some live lobster and am on a quest to find it in SoCal!

  24. Wow that is crazy cool! Live lobster… one day you guys will have to invite me out so I can try all these cool things. I feel so deprived!

    • I’ve had a fish served to me live once. They cut the head/tail, and gut it.

      THe mid-section, where all the flesh is, is hacked and cut into nice thin strips of sashimi.

      The fish head is still alive, and the gill will flap, and its eyes will move.

      It’s so fresh and good.

  25. Cody

    Wow…this “cruel” image and not a negative comment until Bert…I LOVE IT!

    And where do you find this? I wanna try it someday!

  26. How would one like to be ‘boiled’ alive? If the lobster had a voice, it would have probably screamed the entire place down! Besides the point, it sure looks yummy!

  27. Where is this place at?

  28. The picture of you holding the fork looks like you are doing an impression of Wolverine!

  29. Ewww … no offense John, but I really don’t think I could eat an animal while watching it die.

    I guess I’m just not evil enough :twisted:

  30. Jez

    I think thats a bit cruel, do they move around much after being cut open?

    • Jez

      I agree to a point, but buying meat with a bar code on it makes it a bit too easy, seeing the reality of it may make you eat less, though not in Johns case obviously :twisted:

  31. Hey John.. maybe you can change the link on this post? You seem to be linking to past posts all the time..

  32. Ah Pinchey, you’re delicious….

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