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Playing With My Food

written by John Chow on March 2, 2007

How to make $593 in less than one hour

How many times have your mom told you not to play with your food? Well, she may change her mind if she saw what I had for dinner. Either that or she’ll faint. Some will no doubt use the following video as proof that I am the root of all evil. Not only do I slay baby pandas, but I also torment poor helpless lobsters by showing them what their insides looks like.

The lobster is served raw. Well, the tail is served raw. They separate the lobster between the head and tail, cut up the tail meat and serve it to you while the lobster is still alive (no doubt wondering where its tail is). This proves to the dinners that the lobster is fresh.

After you consume the raw tail (which is really good), they take the lobster away and fry it so you can go after the claw meat.

After finishing that, they take it away one more time and use its skeleton as the flavor based for a soup.

Nothing goes to waste! :twisted:

The Last Thing The Lobster Saw

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Thanks to Ilker for the Photochop.

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{ 115 comments }

Ed Lau March 2, 2007 at 3:30 pm

So…much…evil…

ilker March 2, 2007 at 3:51 pm

Poor thingy.. :cry:

Saman Sadeghi March 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm

It’s still alive?!?! :shock:

John Chow March 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Yes it was still alive. That’s the best way to enjoy lobsters. :twisted:

Jonix March 2, 2007 at 4:20 pm

my god! Never eated a “live” lobster, allways boiled.

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:36 pm

You wouldn’t “enjoy” it, if this was the last thing you saw!

Ed Lau March 2, 2007 at 5:03 pm

Lobster sashimi, when prepared properly, is amazing. It’s especially good if the lobster is still somewhat alive like in this video. Sooo fresh…

lyndonmaxewell March 2, 2007 at 10:35 pm

‘Live’ animals are the freshest, one may say. *evil grins.

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:19 pm

Lobster sashimi is absolutely delectable. It can also be quite expensive.

Stuart March 3, 2007 at 3:37 pm

That looks so sad, must’ve been tasty though. I’ve never had lobster.

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:21 pm

Doesn’t look dead to me.. :sad:

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 10:40 am

More like “dying”

Ashish Mohta March 3, 2007 at 10:12 pm

Man I would have got scared as i am not used to live food :lol:

Shawn Knight March 2, 2007 at 3:48 pm

Well, at least you know the food was fresh… :lol:

Matthew March 2, 2007 at 6:49 pm

lol a little too fresh

lyndonmaxewell March 2, 2007 at 10:37 pm

In asian countries, most seafood animals are brought to the customers for ‘inspection’ to ensure that they are fresh, lively and kicking before they consume them. That was the way to show that they were ‘fresh’.

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:20 pm

Not just Asian countries. Here in Vancouver, if you go to a Chinese restaurant and order live king crab, crab, lobster, etc., they’ll typically bring it to you fresh from the tank for inspection.

Stuart March 3, 2007 at 3:38 pm

The color of the meat should show how fresh it is,the pinker the better.

ilker March 2, 2007 at 3:50 pm

WOAA! Its moving :shock:

Saman Sadeghi March 2, 2007 at 4:07 pm

Well, I they do boil lobsters before serving you. I guess we just got to see it die this time.

Jonix March 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm

It’s like the CSI Guys doing autopsy

John Chow March 2, 2007 at 4:20 pm

The lobster is served raw. Well, tail is served raw. They separate the lobster between the head and tail, cut up the tail meat and serve it to you while the lobster is still alive (no doubt wondering where his tail is). This proves to the dinners that the lobster is fresh.

After you consume the raw tail (which is really good), they take the lobster away and fry him so you can go after the claw meat.

After finishing that, they take it away one more time and use its skeleton as the flavor based for a soup.

Nothing goes to waste! :twisted:

Jonix March 2, 2007 at 4:24 pm

Poor lobster :| It’s like one time that i saw killing a turkey. They cut his head, and the turkey run for a few meters without the head. Very very creapy! :shock:

Saman Sadeghi March 2, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Headless turkey?!

Try this: Mike the headless chicken!

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm

The only difference is that you watch it die. If you order any kind of animal for dinner, it *was* alive at some point.

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:39 pm

Nothing goes to waste?? :shock:

The only thing you didn’t eat was the shell!

Matthew March 2, 2007 at 6:49 pm

they prolly put that in there somewhere too

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:30 pm

I think John mentioned that they use the shell for soup. It adds flavour. (yes, with a U)

Stuart March 3, 2007 at 3:39 pm

True, like a ham bone, you use the bone/skeleton which has saturated flavor within it.

derrich March 2, 2007 at 5:21 pm

I’ve eaten a fish like that at a Chinese restaurant. When they brought it out, it was cooked but still “breathing”. Needless to say, that freaked me out. It was very tasty though. :razz:

Jeff Kee March 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm

A lot of asian cultures love to serve fish and such live on the plate. It has to be moving. I’ve experienced those many times and I love it.

Jack March 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm

You are a sick man John Chow. :cool: Hehe.

Jonix March 2, 2007 at 4:17 pm

lol lol lol, must agree with that jack :D

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:32 pm

Yes :!:

Jonix March 2, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Is the head alive??? Geeee! This one is really freaky!! :D

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:42 pm

I couldn’t sleep at night because John was eating a LIVE lobster.. for REAL!! :evil:

Ed Lau March 2, 2007 at 5:04 pm

Then you seriously don’t want me to tell you the other stories of how John is an evil, evil man.

Saman Sadeghi March 2, 2007 at 5:09 pm

As a member of the Clan of Evil, I’d like to hear some stories!

Oh yeah, :evil:

BlueFur.com March 2, 2007 at 4:27 pm

That is just crazy.

Bert March 2, 2007 at 4:42 pm

I don’t mind people eating lobster, but it has to be done with respect to the animal. You fail in this completely.
good bye jon

John Chow March 2, 2007 at 5:05 pm

How do you respect a lobster? Do you say sorry before putting it the boiling pot of water? I doubt the lobster care whether you respect it or not. :evil:

Saman Sadeghi March 2, 2007 at 5:12 pm

Right!

Do you think the cow that has become your hamburger, was killed respectfully in the slaughter house?!?!

Judith in Umbria March 3, 2007 at 2:09 am

You respect any food by not messing about with it too much. In this case that doesn’t apply. Not wasting food is also respect, and you didn’t waste any of this.
I do, however, find this deeply unappealing.

Ed Lau March 2, 2007 at 5:06 pm

That’s just ridiculous. Animals are here for our consumption. That and the lobster is most likely dead but is still twitching since it was freshly prepared.

Delicious, delicious animals…

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:34 pm

Agreed. The lobster is already dead, fundamentally.

Carl March 2, 2007 at 7:43 pm

RESPECT THE LOBSTER :mad:

Jeff Kee March 3, 2007 at 2:15 pm

May I point out that Lobsters don’t have feelings because their nervous system is not as developed?

Any animal that is primitive enough to survive while having its flesh hacked out is not advanced enough to feel disrespected, or feel pain or agony. They simply consist of reflexes through hormones and signals. There’s nothing to respect.

Oh, all the things people to do feel self-righteous.. animal rights, SPCA.. gahhh. There are people starving out there, damn it.

Ed Lau March 3, 2007 at 6:34 pm

lol…cry more, noob.

Jeff Kee March 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Dude you’re an idiot. It’s a lobster. How is it any less respectful if you eat it live??? You must be one of those uppity-dippity rich white people who try to feel self-righteous by donating money to the SPCA eh? Get your head out of your ass.

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:45 pm

I wonder if I could attach an image in the comments.. lets try!

WHAT THE LOBSTER SAW MOMENTS BEFORE ITS DEATH:

ilker March 2, 2007 at 4:48 pm

Hmm… I guess not! Well, see the photo here taken from a spy cam before John ate the lobster :!: :!: :!:

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 12:50 am

Eww.. It had to see its ‘tormentor’ before its last few moments. It would have to be eaten by another tormentor other than John, anyway.

Michael Kwan March 2, 2007 at 5:01 pm

I’ve had something similar before: lobster sashimi. Nothing cooked whatsoever, I just got a lobster than had been cut up. The feelers and eyes were still moving when it got to the table.

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 12:51 am

I had ate ‘live’ frogs before. They were still squeaming when we put them in the pot. Hate to be disgusting to say this, anyone tried dipping half of the bodies of live prawns into hot water and seeing only half the colour change for them? Eww..

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 10:42 am

Now that seems a little excessive!

Ed Lau March 3, 2007 at 6:35 pm

Fresh prawn sashimi is much the same. The prawns are cleaned and shelled but still…moving a bit. They’re delicious and incredibly fresh tasting like that.

derrich March 2, 2007 at 5:08 pm

:shock: If that was the last thing I saw… :shock:

:mrgreen:

Matt Coddington March 2, 2007 at 5:22 pm

I was so worried the OhMiBod was goign to make an appearance in this post “Playing with My Food”. Thank God it didn’t.

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 12:53 am

Haha.. you meant to say that the lobsters would have been the ones being ‘vibrated’ or moving? I wouldn’t have wanted to see that, either.

Kiley March 2, 2007 at 5:30 pm

That is absolutely disgusting, you really do make me sick, John. Eat at a Burger King just once, damn.

As far as your blog earnings go, I applaud you, this much can’t be denied, your hustle is immense. It’s amazing that you make as much as you make considering you talk about how much make publicly.

I knew ReviewMe was the gonna be number one, I told my wife that no more than a quarter of the income was from Adsense, you are catering to webmasters and webmaster wannabes, they are ad blind.

Just don’t expect me to hop on your sack like the rest of the rest of your users.

Marc March 2, 2007 at 6:37 pm

“you really do make me sick, John. Eat at a Burger King just once”

I’ll bet the stuff John ate tonight is far less likely to kill/poison him than Burger King would…

Aris March 2, 2007 at 7:00 pm

>I’ll bet the stuff John ate tonight is far
>less likely to kill/poison him than Burger
>King would…

Agree. All the carbs and fats will make a layer of glue like substance covering the inner wall of the intestine, preventing the absorption of nutrient, and putting more toxin into the body. Adding the high sugar content drink and we get a perfect ingredient for :arrow: big O word.

Kiley March 2, 2007 at 7:07 pm

The comment really wasn’t meant in the literal sense. Posh food, I like that, well put. I’ll stick with my meat and potato meals.

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 12:55 am

Eww.. It isn’t that good to have fastfood too often. Too much of fastfood makes me sick. Go for family meals, such as seafood.

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 10:45 am

Very true! The artificial garbage and preservatives in fast food is way worse then fresh seafood!

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 10:51 am

Yea, that is why I would usually opt to pay abit more to have ‘healthier’ alternatives. Or better still, stay home and enjoy home-cooked food.

Eli March 2, 2007 at 5:36 pm

I’ve never eaten lobster and I’m not sure I ever will.. Not really into the posh food really :smile:

skintube March 2, 2007 at 5:44 pm

Yum! John, still can’t seem to click play for your embedded YouTube vids from Firefox. No problems in IE. Any others experiencing the same?

Saman Sadeghi March 2, 2007 at 6:12 pm

Sorry to tell you this, but no. There must be an issue with your install :(

Marc March 2, 2007 at 6:38 pm

It’s not an install issue it’s a pre-2.0 issue. Upgrade you Firefox and you’ll be all good.

Courtney Tuttle March 2, 2007 at 8:23 pm

I have the latest Firefox and it’s a no go. I have to watch it in IE.

Marc March 3, 2007 at 6:16 am

Are you sure it’s the latest in the 2.0 thread. They’re still providing updates for earlier 1.x versions so you will have the latest version in that thread. You can’t go to 2.x via an auto update, you have to go download again.

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 10:48 am

Or, while in Firefox, click Help->Check for updates.

skintube March 2, 2007 at 5:49 pm

Btw, what Japanese restaurant is this? :?:

Leif Hearne March 3, 2007 at 12:55 am

Yeah – deets please, we need to know where to go! ;)

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:39 pm

John tells me that this was in Shanghai.

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Shanghai?!

I would’ve guess somewhere in Vancouver…

Steve March 2, 2007 at 6:05 pm

yikes, what else can I say!

Marc March 2, 2007 at 6:34 pm

Well wow, that’s certainly new for me. I’m a dedicated carnivore and all but man… That certainly takes it to a whole new level.

On the bright side, I don’t eat shellfish so I won’t ever have to personally wrestle with the weirdness of this dish.

James Britton March 2, 2007 at 6:44 pm

I love the attacking fork picture!

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 12:48 am

Me too! Bring on the Next one, please! err.. if there is any left.

John Hok March 2, 2007 at 6:47 pm

http://static.flickr.com/63/171460457_a6df7357d4_b.jpg

That’s entirely shell-less by the way. :lol:

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:40 pm

That’s pretty amazing.

Matthew March 2, 2007 at 6:48 pm

wow live huh, never done that before

Oscar March 2, 2007 at 7:46 pm

Eww… That looks so gross.
Eating an animal alive surely loses my appetite.

Gregg March 2, 2007 at 8:13 pm

The video doesn’t seem to work for me..I can’t click the play button. Sidenote, I don’t like seafood! :D

Courtney Tuttle March 2, 2007 at 8:21 pm

I had the same problem in Firefox! It worked fine when I switched to internet explorer though.

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 10:50 am

Can you guys watch YouTube videos on YouTube’s site?

Tam Denholm March 2, 2007 at 9:57 pm

I dont think i could ever eat a live animal. I personally think that animals should be killed humanely and as quick as possible. Usually with a lobster that means a very sharp point of a knife directly into the head.

Cutting the lobster in half and have it squirm about at your table is a little sick if you ask me.

lyndonmaxewell March 2, 2007 at 10:30 pm

Well why ever not? We have steamboat meals sometimes and we do throw live seafood into the boiling pots. Sounds sick? Not really.

Ed Lau March 3, 2007 at 6:39 pm

Lobsters probably actually don’t feel pain and the best way to cook them is to throw them live into a pot of boiling water.

You people are giving these creatures feelings and personalities…like we’re eating something with human traits but the reality is, these are animals and they are here for us to eat. Whether or not we do so while they’re still alive seriously doesn’t matter.

Ryan March 2, 2007 at 10:23 pm

This is the evilest thing I’ve seen all day. :razz:

lyndonmaxewell March 2, 2007 at 10:33 pm

We are in a current world where humans ‘eat’ humans, anyway. *grins, anyway it is seafood. Not like it is some other ‘live’ animals.

Aaron Cook March 2, 2007 at 11:14 pm

I’ll pass on that one! I have one main rule when it comes to food: If it’s moving, I don’t eat it. -Except for Jello, of course.

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 12:46 am

Well, what if it once moved? Now it moves, next it doesn’t. That’s Live animals for you. :lol:

Gary Lee March 3, 2007 at 12:07 am

Umm . . does this qualify as cruel and unusal punishment? . . . actually, check that . . now I’m craving some live lobster and am on a quest to find it in SoCal!

Tyler March 3, 2007 at 12:17 am

Wow that is crazy cool! Live lobster… one day you guys will have to invite me out so I can try all these cool things. I feel so deprived!

Jeff Kee March 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm

I’ve had a fish served to me live once. They cut the head/tail, and gut it.

THe mid-section, where all the flesh is, is hacked and cut into nice thin strips of sashimi.

The fish head is still alive, and the gill will flap, and its eyes will move.

It’s so fresh and good.

Cody March 3, 2007 at 12:50 am

Wow…this “cruel” image and not a negative comment until Bert…I LOVE IT!

And where do you find this? I wanna try it someday!

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 1:01 am

How would one like to be ‘boiled’ alive? If the lobster had a voice, it would have probably screamed the entire place down! Besides the point, it sure looks yummy!

ilker March 3, 2007 at 6:56 am

Yeah I heard if you boil a lobster live, then it starts screaming! :sad:

Saman Sadeghi March 3, 2007 at 10:51 am

Actually, I think that’s myth…

lyndonmaxewell March 3, 2007 at 11:00 am

I did not notice their vocal chords in the first place. :smile: Who would be left at the table if it did?

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:43 pm

Alternatively, if you put it water that is a temperature that is “comfortable” for the lobster and slowly increase the temperature to boiling, the lobster will not struggle at all. It’s the sudden change in temperature that puts it on alert.

Scott Howard March 3, 2007 at 3:19 am

Where is this place at?

Michael Kwan March 3, 2007 at 3:43 pm

Shanghai

HMTKSteve March 3, 2007 at 3:58 pm

The picture of you holding the fork looks like you are doing an impression of Wolverine!

Jason March 4, 2007 at 2:55 pm

Ewww … no offense John, but I really don’t think I could eat an animal while watching it die.

I guess I’m just not evil enough :twisted:

Jez March 4, 2007 at 11:46 pm

I think thats a bit cruel, do they move around much after being cut open?

Jez March 4, 2007 at 11:47 pm

I agree to a point, but buying meat with a bar code on it makes it a bit too easy, seeing the reality of it may make you eat less, though not in Johns case obviously :twisted:

Dan Zupancic March 14, 2007 at 1:14 pm

yummy in the tummy!

ilker March 16, 2007 at 1:02 pm

Hey John.. maybe you can change the link on this post? You seem to be linking to past posts all the time..

ilker March 20, 2007 at 1:16 pm

John?

John Chow March 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm

Change it to what?

Mark Robinson March 16, 2007 at 3:05 pm

Ah Pinchey, you’re delicious….