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Proof That Girls Are Evil

written by John Chow on March 31, 2010


This is something that I have always suspected but have never proven until now. 

Proof that girls are evil

There you have it! Irrefutable mathematical proof that girls are evil! Whoever came up with that formula should win the Nobel Prize!

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jtGraphic March 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Nice departure from the norm. My checkbook agrees.

40% OFF Offer April 4, 2010 at 1:21 am

Maximum of us are agree on this equation.

As true as 1 + 1 = 2

Net Age | Web Design April 6, 2010 at 4:45 am

Heheheheheh! We’ve all been there. I was lucky enough to escape relatively unhurt eventually….

College To Careers April 6, 2010 at 10:55 am

LOL…I love the graphic work that wen into this John!!! haha

Edgar March 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm

Girls are so evil. but you got to love them.

any evil girls call me wink lol

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog April 19, 2010 at 7:07 am

You forgot to add your number here.

Lulu March 31, 2010 at 1:06 pm

However the first line is flawed. It states they require time AND money so that should be a PLUS not a MULTIPLICATION sign.

This has been out for a long time and while it is funny…not mathematically sound.

John Chow March 31, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Actually, the true flaw in the formula is the part that says money is the root of the all evil. The actual bible quote (yes, it came from the bible) is “the LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil.”

Enoch Fung March 31, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Mathematically speaking, if you square one side, you need to square the other. So it should be…

Girls^2 = Evil

lol sorry ^.^

Jeff Kee March 31, 2010 at 3:30 pm

What the hell are you talking about… there’s no mathematical flaw here. Girls are a product of money and time, but time = money, so

girls = money^2

no part of it calls for girls^1

jtGraphic April 2, 2010 at 8:41 am

I’m just saying Girls^2 has a cancelling effect on the evil and becomes good. It’s like squaring a negative number.

Lulu April 1, 2010 at 6:40 am

I knew that part too..just did not want this to turn into a religious discussion.

It is still funny though….although I was mad the first time my BF showed it to me years ago…he was a math major.

Robb Sutton March 31, 2010 at 1:20 pm

ahahahahaha! That is fantastic. I am sharing this all over the place. Just hope my wife doesn’t see…

Dana @ Blogging Tips Blog April 1, 2010 at 12:02 am

If your wife see it, she will kill you man. :lol:

40% OFF Offer April 4, 2010 at 1:27 am

If not kill than surely will land to hospitals for stitches.

Trent | Earn Money March 31, 2010 at 1:21 pm

LOL very funny! I have to agree.

TYCP Magazine March 31, 2010 at 1:22 pm

That’s so sexist!

Bertly March 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm

haha! I have always loved this solution, it is so quirky that it has to be funny. Lulu, I thought the solution was wrong too, at first, but if you go with the theory that the more time you spend, the more money you spend, then this is correct…..that is money spent being proportional to time spent => girls = time x money ;-)

Lulu April 1, 2010 at 6:46 am

Well when you put it like that then I guess it makes sense. However, realistically, the money spent increases disproportionately the more time you spend and has spikes around Valentine’s day and birthdays so I think we might be getting into some polynomial expressions or something. Ha ha

Entrepreneur Key - Your Key To Success March 31, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Girls are evil, but whos says all evil things are bad? ;)

40% OFF Offer April 4, 2010 at 1:30 am

Evil itself represents bad things that’s why we call them Evil.

Comeon now do not change the definition of Evil.

Kenny March 31, 2010 at 2:50 pm

It may be flawed for the reasons already mentioned, but t’s still genius and made me laugh.

matthew berman March 31, 2010 at 3:18 pm

hey john, welcome to 15 years ago when this joke was invented.

John Chow March 31, 2010 at 3:30 pm

It maybe an olddie but it’s still a goodie! :)

Danny @ April 1, 2010 at 6:49 am

Haha agreed :)

Jeff Kee March 31, 2010 at 3:31 pm

One of my greatest pet peeves is nerdy nazis who believe that old jokes should never be posted again, because obviously 100% of the people who visit have already seen this, and they should ridicule it for being old. Grow up. March 31, 2010 at 4:02 pm

It’s still funny whether you’ve posted it once, twice, or three times….

40% OFF Offer April 4, 2010 at 1:33 am

This will be always new for those kids who touched teen age or young age.

Mathew Day March 31, 2010 at 4:11 pm

Lol, this is what I tell my gf all the time, now I have the proof. ;)

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog April 19, 2010 at 7:09 am

She will be surprise on your algebra skill.

Diabetis March 31, 2010 at 5:27 pm

Eve is the one that seduce Eve in the first place so do agree with this but you gotta love them.

S Ahsan March 31, 2010 at 5:43 pm

was it Newton who came out with that formula? :) nahh! ridiculous

Melvin March 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm

lols.. i found this one first from stumbeupon

Daryl Lorette March 31, 2010 at 7:55 pm

That is why I stay away from girls! They are also yucky!

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog April 19, 2010 at 7:10 am

Girls Yucky :O

So you like guys ?

mama bok March 31, 2010 at 7:59 pm

i hope you didn’t get kicked to the bath tub for a bed tonite.. hahhaha!!

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog April 19, 2010 at 7:11 am

I am sure John will go to bed room with white flag in hand … lollzz

Dev | Technshare March 31, 2010 at 8:57 pm

lolz……..;D…very funny !!

Dana @ Blogging Tips Blog April 1, 2010 at 12:01 am

:lol: a ma thematic noble winner!

fas April 1, 2010 at 5:48 am

This post is a reminder for guys to be careful :p

Valtorc April 1, 2010 at 6:31 am

I loved this graphic, almost scary that’s it’s so true!

Free Picks April 1, 2010 at 6:44 am

lolz :p we already know that Girls are Evil

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog April 1, 2010 at 7:06 am

I hope your wife is not reading this post otherwise you will have to publish your all posts from hospital’s bed. Lollzz

WebpageLottery April 1, 2010 at 9:12 am

Wow, seems like every man needs an evil, LOL.

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog April 19, 2010 at 7:12 am

Maximum men need more than one … lollzz

infopediaonlinehere April 1, 2010 at 10:19 am

is this your personal experience john??

Brandon April 2, 2010 at 2:27 pm

I’ve always known this, but now I can prove it when my girlfriend asks me why I think this way!! Thanks John!

Melody April 3, 2010 at 10:14 am

There’s pure comedy in how much it makes sense…lol Wouldn’t be surprised if it becomes an official equation..haha

40% OFF Offer April 4, 2010 at 1:16 am

This equation is really old one.

Nice to see that basic rules are always applicable and always alive.

College To Careers April 6, 2010 at 10:59 am

Kind of like Sun Tsu and the Art of War :-)

Javalate April 5, 2010 at 6:33 am

Well , I am not agree with most of you, I think I am the lucky one who discovered girl = angel ;)

scheng1 April 9, 2010 at 7:34 pm

I think those jokers never consider their mothers when they come out with this funny equation. If all girls are bad, what happen to their kids?

Romantic Room April 9, 2010 at 1:25 pm

I knew mathematical proofs would eventually help me with relationships! I’m sure the girlfriend will have a rebuttal.


scheng1 April 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm

haha, nice one! Except that your mummy would not agree!

Meekin April 18, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Thanks i knew i was evil know i have proof

Ganesh Iyer April 19, 2010 at 1:42 am

You would have a some women fans because of this post;)