Some Funny Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Captions

I’m not exactly sure when or where these photos of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates together on the same stage were taken but they’re being used for some extremely funny captions. If you can come up with a better caption, I would love to see it. My favorite caption is the one about flipping a coin. Which one do you like?

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

66 thoughts on “Some Funny Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Captions”

  1. Well these kind of photos are really rare … smiling on both face.

    Would love to read some great sense of humour from John Chow’s community.

  2. Steve Jobs saying “don’t try to copy my iPad now, Billy boy”

    1. d3so says:

      I don’t doubt that he will πŸ™‚

      1. Never say never…if there is an opportunity…business men capitalize!!! Or at least try to..

      2. Indeed! Never say never. Microsoft can copy anything πŸ˜›

  3. Peter J says:

    Lol, how funny.
    Also funny the fact that apple is bigger than microsoft now.

    1. PPC Ian says:

      That is truly crazy that Apple is bigger than Microsoft now! It’s hard to believe…

      1. d3so says:

        Apple is bigger in terms of popularity but I still think Microsoft is on top and considered standard.
        Not everyone could afford a mac.

      2. Microsoft hasn’t evolved like Apple did. The iPod is where they really stepped up, and the rest is history.

      3. I think Microsoft is much better when it comes to Computers. Apple increased it’s market share by products such as ipod, iphone ipad etc..
        But ofc i still believe that microsoft could’ve done better when it comes to the mobile OS part. Since currently Δ°phone OS + Android is much better than WMobile…

        1. I think you can not compare two different companies.

          Microsoft get recognition because of windows where as Apple is getting because of its attractive product such as iPhone, Ipad and others.

    1. Sohail … nice repo for giving that video.

      Good job mate.

    2. Thanks for the vid mate. I’ll watch it now πŸ™‚

  4. Bill Gates : “Hey Steve you know that GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those I have created the Word.”

    1. And what was the reply of steve ?

  5. Sohail says:

    Whats up with using same stuff to promote your book as Darren Rowse at the end of post? you are copying style, writing etc. Hope u haven’t copied already shared content on internet in your book πŸ˜‰

    1. Sohail says:

      To, John πŸ˜‰

    2. Please tell me you’re joking. Darren is not the first to use that style & he won’t be the last.

  6. I like the last one best! Actually, the two together are more worth than a lot of countries in the world! Money-wise I mean, perhaps politicians could learn from them how to handle finances? SY

    1. Haha true maybe we should elect these two into office

  7. SEO Results says:

    ROFLMAO!!! What a well executed joke, guys. This is priceless. Those smiles just flipped the trip switch this side. I am in stitches. My friends think I am very strange, laughing my @ss off behind my notebook on a sunday morning.

  8. Jay says:

    I wonder if Bill Gates will develop an inferiority complex now that Apple is worth more than Microsoft.

    1. John Chow says:

      He might if Steve Jobs has a higher net worth but Steve has a lomg ways to go.

      1. Billy boy cashed out at the right time, and he can live comfortably in retirement for several lifetimes if he wanted to πŸ˜‰

        1. Definitely. Besides, I don’t think Gates care that much at all! Since i haven’t ever seen an egomaniac like Steve πŸ˜›

  9. Matthew Cook says:

    LMAO, great captions john
    the best picture is them both
    laughing at each other!

    Matt πŸ™‚

  10. Curtez says:

    Too funny guys, I can actually see the truth on their faces….

    1. Exactly! It’s just like they’re actually saying those things πŸ˜›

    1. My personal favorite is the one about a loan.

      1. Lakhyajyoti says:

        I also like that.Very funny.

  11. George185 says:

    Yeah, I thought the coin flipping one was the best too.

    1. Lakhyajyoti says:

      I like the last one most.

      1. Yeah that’s the best one πŸ˜›

  12. fas says:

    The bank loan one was really cool πŸ™‚

  13. Emma Jones says:

    Whoever made this is a legend! The last picture is too funny!

  14. d3so says:

    Each caption was funny. I enjoyed the one about the loan the most. Lol. Someone should come up with more!

    1. Agreed me to the bank one was hilarious.

      1. d3so says:

        He should open his own bank, B.O.B, Bank of Bill πŸ˜‰

        1. Well he’s as wealthy as a bank himself πŸ˜€

  15. I love the one about the loan. Bill Gates has more money than a bank!

  16. Haha, this is a good one! You should post it at

    1. Why should he, he is better off keeping good content on his own site, SY

  17. Hilarious quotes John I must admit, where did you find those?

  18. That was hilarious!

    I like the last one about the bank, hehe

  19. PPC Ian says:

    That’s awesome! Very funny! Hope everyone is having a great holiday weekend.

  20. Wow! Very funny!, I did not thinking that we can see those 2 guys together and seem to have fun!!

  21. Good one. Made me smile early in the morning. Thanks for sharing this.

  22. RTFVerterra says:

    These pictures are taken from the fifth D: All Things Digital conference (D5) in 2007, that is if I am not mistaken. Good captions, I like the bank one.

    1. Ah, thanks. I was just about to ask where this was. Interesting to see them both on stage together. Yeah, the bank one was pretty funny.

  23. Comedy…it’s amazing to see where they came from and where they are now…

  24. Lakhyajyoti says:

    Good post John.My parents also like this post.

  25. blezz me says:

    yeah, this article is correct, the truth is, the bank need us, but unfortunately they pick not anyone to get their loan…

  26. Good to see after those publicity PC Vs Mac on Tv. Mac look more cool on those publicity than Steve Jobs, but the nerd look pretty much like Bill!

  27. Steve says:

    Never knew the use of two images over and over could be this funny. Thanks Bill. Thanks Steve.

  28. Those are very funny!…I like the first one best…

  29. lol you can totally see the love in Steve Jobs’ eyes

    1. Right? I was thinking the exact same thing! πŸ˜€

  30. Free Picks says:

    lolz, they are nuts :p

  31. Hetal says:

    Hilarious! Thanks much for sharing this.

  32. Heheheheheh! This was real good comic relief on a friday afternoon. It definitely sets the tone for the weekend, baby!

  33. Really lovely series of captions πŸ˜€ It definitely made my day tbh πŸ™‚ (Well at least the rest of it haha)

  34. Adnan says:

    This cheered my up!

    Did you think of these captions?

    Very Funny indeed!

    This just gave me an idea for my Music Blog!!


  35. Ary says:

    haha. seen this before. same pics, different discussions, also their expression at the ending picture is priceless. You never know what’s in their minds.

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