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Some Funny Steve Jobs And Bill Gates Captions

written by John Chow on May 29, 2010

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I’m not exactly sure when or where these photos of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates together on the same stage were taken but they’re being used for some extremely funny captions. If you can come up with a better caption, I would love to see it. My favorite caption is the one about flipping a coin. Which one do you like?

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

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Social Bookmarking Service May 29, 2010 at 8:49 pm

Well these kind of photos are really rare … smiling on both face.

Would love to read some great sense of humour from John Chow’s community.

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog June 7, 2010 at 4:15 am

What was yours ?

Profit Addiction May 29, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Steve Jobs saying “don’t try to copy my iPad now, Billy boy”

d3so May 30, 2010 at 10:02 am

I don’t doubt that he will :)

College To Careers May 30, 2010 at 9:34 pm

Never say never…if there is an opportunity…business men capitalize!!! Or at least try to..

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 8:46 am

Indeed! Never say never. Microsoft can copy anything :P

Peter J May 29, 2010 at 10:56 pm

Lol, how funny.
Also funny the fact that apple is bigger than microsoft now.

PPC Ian May 30, 2010 at 3:16 pm

That is truly crazy that Apple is bigger than Microsoft now! It’s hard to believe…

d3so May 31, 2010 at 12:29 am

Apple is bigger in terms of popularity but I still think Microsoft is on top and considered standard.
Not everyone could afford a mac.

Net Age | Web Design June 4, 2010 at 8:21 am

Microsoft hasn’t evolved like Apple did. The iPod is where they really stepped up, and the rest is history.

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 9:15 am

I think Microsoft is much better when it comes to Computers. Apple increased it’s market share by products such as ipod, iphone ipad etc..
But ofc i still believe that microsoft could’ve done better when it comes to the mobile OS part. Since currently İphone OS + Android is much better than WMobile…

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog June 7, 2010 at 4:17 am

I think you can not compare two different companies.

Microsoft get recognition because of windows where as Apple is getting because of its attractive product such as iPhone, Ipad and others.

Sohail May 29, 2010 at 10:57 pm

This was stage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5Z7eal4uXI cool captions

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog May 29, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Sohail … nice repo for giving that video.

Good job mate.

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 8:53 am

Thanks for the vid mate. I’ll watch it now :)

Shanker Bakshi May 29, 2010 at 10:59 pm

Bill Gates : “Hey Steve you know that GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those I have created the Word.”

ZK @ Web Marketing Blog June 7, 2010 at 4:19 am

And what was the reply of steve ?

Sohail May 29, 2010 at 11:02 pm

Whats up with using same stuff to promote your book as Darren Rowse at the end of post? you are copying style, writing etc. Hope u haven’t copied already shared content on internet in your book ;)

Sohail May 29, 2010 at 11:12 pm

To, John ;)

TYCP Magazine May 30, 2010 at 12:31 pm

Please tell me you’re joking. Darren is not the first to use that style & he won’t be the last.

Irish Garden Home May 30, 2010 at 12:27 am

I like the last one best! Actually, the two together are more worth than a lot of countries in the world! Money-wise I mean, perhaps politicians could learn from them how to handle finances? SY

Stocks on Wall Street May 31, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Haha true maybe we should elect these two into office

SEO Results May 30, 2010 at 12:40 am

ROFLMAO!!! What a well executed joke, guys. This is priceless. Those smiles just flipped the trip switch this side. I am in stitches. My friends think I am very strange, laughing my @ss off behind my notebook on a sunday morning.

Jay May 30, 2010 at 2:50 am

I wonder if Bill Gates will develop an inferiority complex now that Apple is worth more than Microsoft.

John Chow May 30, 2010 at 2:04 pm

He might if Steve Jobs has a higher net worth but Steve has a lomg ways to go.

Net Age | Web Design June 4, 2010 at 8:13 am

Billy boy cashed out at the right time, and he can live comfortably in retirement for several lifetimes if he wanted to ;-)

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 8:48 am

Definitely. Besides, I don’t think Gates care that much at all! Since i haven’t ever seen an egomaniac like Steve :P

Matthew Cook May 30, 2010 at 2:53 am

LMAO, great captions john
the best picture is them both
laughing at each other!

Matt :)

Curtez May 30, 2010 at 2:55 am

Too funny guys, I can actually see the truth on their faces….

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 8:50 am

Exactly! It’s just like they’re actually saying those things :P

Traffic Secret Revealed May 30, 2010 at 4:07 am

Ha ha ha! Very funny.

Traffic Secret Revealed May 30, 2010 at 4:10 am

My personal favorite is the one about a loan.

Lakhyajyoti May 30, 2010 at 9:17 am

I also like that.Very funny.

George185 May 30, 2010 at 5:19 am

Yeah, I thought the coin flipping one was the best too.

Lakhyajyoti May 30, 2010 at 9:27 am

I like the last one most.

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 8:51 am

Yeah that’s the best one :P

fas May 30, 2010 at 5:49 am

The bank loan one was really cool :)

Emma Jones May 30, 2010 at 8:35 am

Whoever made this is a legend! The last picture is too funny!

d3so May 30, 2010 at 10:00 am

Each caption was funny. I enjoyed the one about the loan the most. Lol. Someone should come up with more!

Stocks on Wall Street May 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Agreed me to the bank one was hilarious.

d3so May 31, 2010 at 12:34 am

He should open his own bank, B.O.B, Bank of Bill ;)

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 8:52 am

Well he’s as wealthy as a bank himself :D

TYCP Magazine May 30, 2010 at 12:32 pm

I love the one about the loan. Bill Gates has more money than a bank!

Gabriel Laprise May 30, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Haha, this is a good one! You should post it at http://www.imagechan.com

Irish Garden Home May 31, 2010 at 12:55 am

Why should he, he is better off keeping good content on his own site, SY

Stocks on Wall Street May 30, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Hilarious quotes John I must admit, where did you find those?

Affiliate Marketing May 30, 2010 at 2:37 pm

That was hilarious!

I like the last one about the bank, hehe

PPC Ian May 30, 2010 at 3:14 pm

That’s awesome! Very funny! Hope everyone is having a great holiday weekend.

Day Diet Plans May 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Wow! Very funny!, I did not thinking that we can see those 2 guys together and seem to have fun!!

Rezdwan Hamid May 30, 2010 at 5:55 pm

Good one. Made me smile early in the morning. Thanks for sharing this.

RTFVerterra May 30, 2010 at 7:41 pm

These pictures are taken from the fifth D: All Things Digital conference (D5) in 2007, that is if I am not mistaken. Good captions, I like the bank one.

Internet Marketing Course June 1, 2010 at 7:40 am

Ah, thanks. I was just about to ask where this was. Interesting to see them both on stage together. Yeah, the bank one was pretty funny.

College To Careers May 30, 2010 at 9:34 pm

Comedy…it’s amazing to see where they came from and where they are now…

Lakhyajyoti May 30, 2010 at 11:25 pm

Good post John.My parents also like this post.

blezz me May 31, 2010 at 8:39 pm

yeah, this article is correct, the truth is, the bank need us, but unfortunately they pick not anyone to get their loan…

Rapid Income Creator June 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm

Good to see after those publicity PC Vs Mac on Tv. Mac look more cool on those publicity than Steve Jobs, but the nerd look pretty much like Bill!

Steve June 2, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Never knew the use of two images over and over could be this funny. Thanks Bill. Thanks Steve.

Daryl Lorette June 2, 2010 at 4:36 pm

Those are very funny!…I like the first one best…

Lemon Laws for Used Cars June 2, 2010 at 5:57 pm

lol you can totally see the love in Steve Jobs’ eyes

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 9:13 am

Right? I was thinking the exact same thing! :D

Free Picks June 3, 2010 at 4:34 am

lolz, they are nuts :p

Hetal June 3, 2010 at 11:19 am

Hilarious! Thanks much for sharing this.

Net Age | Web Design June 4, 2010 at 8:17 am

Heheheheheh! This was real good comic relief on a friday afternoon. It definitely sets the tone for the weekend, baby!

Web Yazilim Tasarim June 4, 2010 at 9:01 am

Really lovely series of captions :D It definitely made my day tbh :) (Well at least the rest of it haha)

Adnan June 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm

This cheered my up!

Did you think of these captions?

Very Funny indeed!

This just gave me an idea for my Music Blog!!


Ary July 9, 2010 at 6:11 pm

haha. seen this before. same pics, different discussions, also their expression at the ending picture is priceless. You never know what’s in their minds.