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The Internet Has Crashed!

written by John Chow on July 17, 2007

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I just heard on the news that the entire Internet has crashed! Hello? Is anyone still out there? If you are, please leave me a message so I know that this story is not real! I feel so alone now. If this story is real then I think I will Ctrl Alt Delete myself. :cry:

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I have seen that before, and do not believe it for a second

I hope this is a joke :(

We're all at the brink of Internet extinction yet John is almost at 7K RSS readers -- simply amazing!

Well, if the Internet has crashed, but John Chow is still in business, we have all we'll ever need. :razz:

I kinda believed that it crashed. It's the first thing I saw in the rss feed, when I clicked it I couldn't get to your site. I also couldn't get to my sites. xD

Oh that must've been torturous! :lol: Glad to see you're back.

Always nice to get an early morning laugh!

Ha, perhaps it crashed and we just don't know it yet?? :roll:

If internet will crash, in two days US economy will be close to the most of the European countries. Maybe this should happen. :p

I will make a back-up of the internet in the next 5 minutes. :p

it is imposibble internet will crash except Transformers attack the Earth..haha

isn't it a good feeling john to know that when the entire internet crashes, bluefur has your back and is STILL up and running? ;)

i'm glad i host with bluefur.

That's hilarious. No John we're all still here. Where else would we be? :grin:

Oh shit, the Internet has crashed!
No, really: The internet crashes every 30 minutes here - everytime I leave my WLAN...
lol

I was really worried when I heard that Nigeria had lost access to the internet... that country is the source of most of my blog's content!

If the internet crashes, the whole world will be interrupted for a while. Not only bloggers and surfers will be affected immensely. The whole traditional business world will suffer also. :twisted:

Hihi.....i always backup my data

Yeah, but without a decent server or Internet platform, no one else can appreciate your work but you. :sad:

Seems to be working well for me :wink:

Hahaha, what do you mean there's no backup of the internet?
Google has one!

Google has one, and the Web Archive has one, too!

But not of Myspace profiles! Imagine the horror of losing all those wonderfully developed profiles! :grin:

no way online money & mogul :twisted:

OMG, that was awesome :)

oops...I thought ti was real, so I ctrl Alt Deleted myself...I don't know how to reopen. Please help me! ROFL.

im still here. nothing happen :)

If the Internet crashes permanently, there is always going to get a job in offset printing and melting lead for fonts. Ick!

I guess I missed the memo. Still making money online.

One Man. One Year. $100,000 online. How's he doing it?
http://www.oneyeargoal.com

Nope, I'm still here. *=)

ooh no what will i do!!!!!! :roll:

I think not. But our company network did this morning. (^_^)

HAH! I posted this today as well... ghey!

Me Too :smile: Will be quite fun :lol:

Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
You use windows?
I thought all humankind-saving, superheroes and of course super-money people should be using Apple Macs! ;-)

Great discovery there Brajeshwar!

John what do you say? ;)

Everyone should be using Macs. The best would be, if everyone used Macs with Ubuntu Linux.

The guy who crashed the internet uses Mac too, all the aps and graphics are mac based iChat, the updated system software is MacOSX. So maybe some screwup in the story.

LOL. That was amazing :grin:

Haha, that absolutely hilarious. I just saw "Live Free or Die Hard" yesterday so this whole internet crashing thing is still fresh in my mind..lol

I almost wish it were true. Then I could get something else done.

Hilarious video. I image some real effort went into making that.

This was a great video - awesome quality for a spoof vid. I almost shut it off though, but am glad I held out, because the Nigeria jokes, and handing out useless diet tips had me rolling.

If internet has really crashed, John's dot com mogul life would be over.

I don't think it'll be over. He would start a cult (unknowingly) and all his loyal readers will follow him around like sick puppies looking for the answer to life's most profound question: "What Would John Chow Do?"

That's an awesome video. The whole part about ABC airing continuous America's Funniest Home Videos from lack of Youtube was hilarious.

John we are all here with you :) no matter what happens :razz:

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Can't watch it at my office :roll: , well, once im home i will see what the guy trying to say in the video. What channel is that anyway? NN?