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The Internet Has Crashed!

written by John Chow on July 17, 2007

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I just heard on the news that the entire Internet has crashed! Hello? Is anyone still out there? If you are, please leave me a message so I know that this story is not real! I feel so alone now. If this story is real then I think I will Ctrl Alt Delete myself. :cry:

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{ 78 comments }

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:03 pm

:twisted: John, we are all still here awaiting your posts of wisdom

John Cow July 18, 2007 at 3:48 am

Why don’t you make a few yourself ? :twisted:

Ashwin July 18, 2007 at 3:52 am

Hahaha :twisted: that was great. The Onion always makes me laugh (the show not the veg )

a video a day July 18, 2007 at 2:58 pm

how vulnerable the internet is! one computer caused the crash…… :twisted:

a video a day July 18, 2007 at 3:04 pm

it seems to me that you don’t have to be a top-class hacker to cause some serious damage, all you need to do is to open up as many application as you can on your computer….

backup the internet? that’s never come up in my small brain like ever…what a project that would be!

thank god, my data is still intact.

i really feel for those who lost their data

Etienne July 17, 2007 at 8:05 pm

This guy is just dumb to have 35 applications to be opened and surfing at a goal, will you guys do that too, and how does he do all at one goal, its not like all 35 is opened on the screen and even if it does, it seems tough to get a done at a go~

Freebies July 17, 2007 at 8:28 pm

That whoosing sound you just heard was this video flying over Etienne’s head.

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:32 pm

Be nice :razz:

Freebies July 17, 2007 at 8:35 pm

Trust me, that was nice :D

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:44 pm

:shock:

Patrick Curl: Millionaire by 2009 July 17, 2007 at 11:32 pm

I can’t but help laughing at that comment lol..

web development blog July 17, 2007 at 9:06 pm

:lol:

Neo July 18, 2007 at 1:46 am

Are you serious? :razz:

blogcrowds July 18, 2007 at 6:47 am

Having 35 windows open is easy, you should try Expose on a 30″ Apple Cinema Display.

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:08 pm

This video has amazing product placement and spoofing. I am suprised we didn’t see John Chow dot Com is the greatest money making blog scroll across the bottom. :twisted:

Etienne July 17, 2007 at 8:17 pm

hi debo, i agree with that… “a very special report john chow is making big money online” :grin:

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:42 pm

From the looks of things, this dude definitley should have had John Chow dot Com up amoung those 35 applications. Someone please get him to the groomer….DOH!

Dan July 17, 2007 at 8:15 pm

The headlines at the bottom are funny too. Too bad you can’t make out the last one…

webd360 July 17, 2007 at 8:23 pm

Lol, the Onion is great

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:30 pm

What does the onion symbolize. Smelly :???: news?

blogcrowds July 18, 2007 at 6:37 am

The Onion is a ‘humor’ newspaper around the states, you probably can find a stack in your local grocery store. The video is made by them as you can see from the logo.

Freebies July 17, 2007 at 8:32 pm

Haha, the tone in which he says “sexyback” is hilarious. I loved the part about Niger’s “on-line ventures” too :)

Daily SEO blog July 17, 2007 at 8:40 pm

Yeah – thats so damn hilarious!
94% of their national revenue is from internet ventures!!! Haha remember those “King of Nigeria – Treasure handover” mails??

Thanks for the video John! :D

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:43 pm

A sucker is as a sucker does… :twisted:

Aaron Martin July 17, 2007 at 10:20 pm

Niger and Nigeria are two different countries, just so you know. Peace

Daily SEO blog July 18, 2007 at 2:54 am

It says – Nigeria in the video. :roll:

Freebies July 18, 2007 at 7:43 am

Yeah, I screwed that one up. My bad!

Starboykb July 17, 2007 at 8:35 pm

Can’t watch it at my office :roll: , well, once im home i will see what the guy trying to say in the video. What channel is that anyway? NN?

Debo Hobo July 17, 2007 at 8:38 pm

I hate that the IT dept on jobs block folks from watchin videos. :evil:

Sagar July 17, 2007 at 8:56 pm

John we are all here with you :) no matter what happens :razz:

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Josh July 17, 2007 at 9:05 pm

That’s an awesome video. The whole part about ABC airing continuous America’s Funniest Home Videos from lack of Youtube was hilarious.

Dave July 17, 2007 at 9:05 pm

If internet has really crashed, John’s dot com mogul life would be over.

website copywriter July 19, 2007 at 2:35 am

I don’t think it’ll be over. He would start a cult (unknowingly) and all his loyal readers will follow him around like sick puppies looking for the answer to life’s most profound question: “What Would John Chow Do?”

web development blog July 17, 2007 at 9:09 pm

This was a great video – awesome quality for a spoof vid. I almost shut it off though, but am glad I held out, because the Nigeria jokes, and handing out useless diet tips had me rolling.

bsd13 July 17, 2007 at 9:18 pm

Hilarious video. I image some real effort went into making that.

DayJobNuker July 17, 2007 at 9:27 pm

I almost wish it were true. Then I could get something else done.

Kevin July 17, 2007 at 9:32 pm

Haha, that absolutely hilarious. I just saw “Live Free or Die Hard” yesterday so this whole internet crashing thing is still fresh in my mind..lol

Eli July 17, 2007 at 9:44 pm

LOL. That was amazing :grin:

Brajeshwar July 17, 2007 at 9:54 pm

Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
You use windows?
I thought all humankind-saving, superheroes and of course super-money people should be using Apple Macs! ;-)

Daily SEO blog July 18, 2007 at 2:50 am

Great discovery there Brajeshwar!

John what do you say? ;)

lionstarr July 18, 2007 at 4:03 am

Everyone should be using Macs. The best would be, if everyone used Macs with Ubuntu Linux.

blogcrowds July 18, 2007 at 6:43 am

The guy who crashed the internet uses Mac too, all the aps and graphics are mac based iChat, the updated system software is MacOSX. So maybe some screwup in the story.

Austin Overton July 17, 2007 at 9:59 pm

HAH! I posted this today as well… ghey!

Internet Network Marketing Blog July 18, 2007 at 1:57 am

Me Too :smile: Will be quite fun :lol:

Joel Badinas July 17, 2007 at 10:11 pm

I think not. But our company network did this morning. (^_^)

Jamaipanese July 17, 2007 at 10:13 pm

ooh no what will i do!!!!!! :roll:

Terra Andersen July 17, 2007 at 10:28 pm

Nope, I’m still here. *=)

OneYearGoal.com July 17, 2007 at 11:02 pm

I guess I missed the memo. Still making money online.

One Man. One Year. $100,000 online. How’s he doing it?
http://www.oneyeargoal.com

Johan Cyprich July 17, 2007 at 11:07 pm

If the Internet crashes permanently, there is always going to get a job in offset printing and melting lead for fonts. Ick!

Lee July 17, 2007 at 11:20 pm

im still here. nothing happen :)

Patrick Curl: Millionaire by 2009 July 17, 2007 at 11:34 pm

oops…I thought ti was real, so I ctrl Alt Deleted myself…I don’t know how to reopen. Please help me! ROFL.

Pay Per Click July 18, 2007 at 12:00 am

OMG, that was awesome :)

rahul July 18, 2007 at 12:40 am

no way online money & mogul :twisted:

Mike Zak July 18, 2007 at 12:58 am

Hahaha, what do you mean there’s no backup of the internet?
Google has one!

lionstarr July 18, 2007 at 4:07 am

Google has one, and the Web Archive has one, too!

Freebies July 18, 2007 at 7:52 am

But not of Myspace profiles! Imagine the horror of losing all those wonderfully developed profiles! :grin:

Tariq July 18, 2007 at 1:22 am

Seems to be working well for me :wink:

Mybloggo July 18, 2007 at 1:30 am

Hihi…..i always backup my data

website copywriter July 19, 2007 at 2:38 am

Yeah, but without a decent server or Internet platform, no one else can appreciate your work but you. :sad:

chtanxw July 18, 2007 at 2:44 am

If the internet crashes, the whole world will be interrupted for a while. Not only bloggers and surfers will be affected immensely. The whole traditional business world will suffer also. :twisted:

Scam July 18, 2007 at 3:01 am

I was really worried when I heard that Nigeria had lost access to the internet… that country is the source of most of my blog’s content!

lionstarr July 18, 2007 at 3:23 am

Oh shit, the Internet has crashed!
No, really: The internet crashes every 30 minutes here – everytime I leave my WLAN…
lol

sandossu July 18, 2007 at 5:09 am

Nice, funny video :)

Jaime July 18, 2007 at 6:35 am

I am here and alive!!

Bloggeries July 18, 2007 at 7:22 am

That’s hilarious. No John we’re all still here. Where else would we be? :grin:

tim July 18, 2007 at 7:46 am

isn’t it a good feeling john to know that when the entire internet crashes, bluefur has your back and is STILL up and running? ;)

i’m glad i host with bluefur.

Fahmishah July 18, 2007 at 7:47 am

it is imposibble internet will crash except Transformers attack the Earth..haha

Andrei Potorac July 18, 2007 at 8:33 am

If internet will crash, in two days US economy will be close to the most of the European countries. Maybe this should happen. :p

I will make a back-up of the internet in the next 5 minutes. :p

Mama Duck July 18, 2007 at 9:16 am

Ha, perhaps it crashed and we just don’t know it yet?? :roll:

Marc July 18, 2007 at 11:00 am

LOL very funny

chrisblogging.com July 18, 2007 at 11:37 am

Always nice to get an early morning laugh!

Sergio July 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm

I kinda believed that it crashed. It’s the first thing I saw in the rss feed, when I clicked it I couldn’t get to your site. I also couldn’t get to my sites. xD

website copywriter July 19, 2007 at 2:41 am

Oh that must’ve been torturous! :lol: Glad to see you’re back.

Michael Fultz July 18, 2007 at 8:13 pm

Well, if the Internet has crashed, but John Chow is still in business, we have all we’ll ever need. :razz:

Wahlau.NET July 19, 2007 at 12:20 am

haha….there goes

website copywriter July 19, 2007 at 2:56 am

We’re all at the brink of Internet extinction yet John is almost at 7K RSS readers — simply amazing!

Geoff Ballington July 21, 2007 at 5:53 am

I hope this is a joke :(

Nathan Roe July 29, 2007 at 6:09 am

I have seen that before, and do not believe it for a second