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The Internet Has Crashed!

written by John Chow on July 17th, 2007

I just heard on the news that the entire Internet has crashed! Hello? Is anyone still out there? If you are, please leave me a message so I know that this story is not real! I feel so alone now. If this story is real then I think I will Ctrl Alt Delete myself. :cry:

Credit: Bob Meets World

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  1. :twisted: John, we are all still here awaiting your posts of wisdom

  2. This guy is just dumb to have 35 applications to be opened and surfing at a goal, will you guys do that too, and how does he do all at one goal, its not like all 35 is opened on the screen and even if it does, it seems tough to get a done at a go~

  3. This video has amazing product placement and spoofing. I am suprised we didn’t see John Chow dot Com is the greatest money making blog scroll across the bottom. :twisted:

  4. Dan

    The headlines at the bottom are funny too. Too bad you can’t make out the last one…

  5. Lol, the Onion is great

  6. Haha, the tone in which he says “sexyback” is hilarious. I loved the part about Niger’s “on-line ventures” too :)

  7. Can’t watch it at my office :roll: , well, once im home i will see what the guy trying to say in the video. What channel is that anyway? NN?

  8. John we are all here with you :) no matter what happens :razz:

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  9. That’s an awesome video. The whole part about ABC airing continuous America’s Funniest Home Videos from lack of Youtube was hilarious.

  10. If internet has really crashed, John’s dot com mogul life would be over.

    • I don’t think it’ll be over. He would start a cult (unknowingly) and all his loyal readers will follow him around like sick puppies looking for the answer to life’s most profound question: “What Would John Chow Do?”

  11. This was a great video – awesome quality for a spoof vid. I almost shut it off though, but am glad I held out, because the Nigeria jokes, and handing out useless diet tips had me rolling.

  12. Hilarious video. I image some real effort went into making that.

  13. I almost wish it were true. Then I could get something else done.

  14. Haha, that absolutely hilarious. I just saw “Live Free or Die Hard” yesterday so this whole internet crashing thing is still fresh in my mind..lol

  15. Eli

    LOL. That was amazing :grin:

  16. Ctrl+Alt+Delete?
    You use windows?
    I thought all humankind-saving, superheroes and of course super-money people should be using Apple Macs! ;-)

  17. HAH! I posted this today as well… ghey!

  18. I think not. But our company network did this morning. (^_^)

  19. ooh no what will i do!!!!!! :roll:

  20. Nope, I’m still here. *=)

  21. I guess I missed the memo. Still making money online.

    One Man. One Year. $100,000 online. How’s he doing it?
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  22. If the Internet crashes permanently, there is always going to get a job in offset printing and melting lead for fonts. Ick!

  23. Lee

    im still here. nothing happen :)

  24. oops…I thought ti was real, so I ctrl Alt Deleted myself…I don’t know how to reopen. Please help me! ROFL.

  25. no way online money & mogul :twisted:

  26. Hahaha, what do you mean there’s no backup of the internet?
    Google has one!

  27. Seems to be working well for me :wink:

  28. Hihi…..i always backup my data

  29. If the internet crashes, the whole world will be interrupted for a while. Not only bloggers and surfers will be affected immensely. The whole traditional business world will suffer also. :twisted:

  30. I was really worried when I heard that Nigeria had lost access to the internet… that country is the source of most of my blog’s content!

  31. Oh shit, the Internet has crashed!
    No, really: The internet crashes every 30 minutes here – everytime I leave my WLAN…
    lol

  32. I am here and alive!!

  33. That’s hilarious. No John we’re all still here. Where else would we be? :grin:

  34. tim

    isn’t it a good feeling john to know that when the entire internet crashes, bluefur has your back and is STILL up and running? ;)

    i’m glad i host with bluefur.

  35. it is imposibble internet will crash except Transformers attack the Earth..haha

  36. Andrei Potorac

    If internet will crash, in two days US economy will be close to the most of the European countries. Maybe this should happen. :p

    I will make a back-up of the internet in the next 5 minutes. :p

  37. Ha, perhaps it crashed and we just don’t know it yet?? :roll:

  38. Always nice to get an early morning laugh!

  39. I kinda believed that it crashed. It’s the first thing I saw in the rss feed, when I clicked it I couldn’t get to your site. I also couldn’t get to my sites. xD

  40. Well, if the Internet has crashed, but John Chow is still in business, we have all we’ll ever need. :razz:

  41. We’re all at the brink of Internet extinction yet John is almost at 7K RSS readers — simply amazing!

  42. I have seen that before, and do not believe it for a second

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