Dear Loser,

Here we go again. Any time I do anything “discreetly”, my band
of religious followers sniffs it out and displays it publicly,
causing a huge uproar in the forums, etc.

Here’s the deal:

My business manager recently asked to list my entire business
for sale. So I let him. Why?

1. It’s always nice to know what people think your biz is
worth in the real world. (Most webmasters value their
biz in fantasy dollars)

2. It’s an easy way to make contacts and establish rapport with
“players” in the industry. People who have money and
can make things happen. These are the people I want on
my rolodex.

3. It’s fun to watch all of the wannabes scurry around
and speculate based on nothing. Is he? Isn’t he? Why?
Oh my God. Mommy!

4. Obvious free traffic. (shame shame shame)

5. I can do whatever the fu*k I want.

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So anyway, apparently my biz manager wrote up an Ebay ad
and never finished it. He scheduled it to list 30 days later, giving
him time to finish it. He forgot. Oops. So once it listed, we pulled
it immediately. That’s when the firestorm started.

But guess what? I ain’t going nowhere. Even if by some remote
chance a buyer comes along who wants to give me millions & millions
for my biz, I’m staying on board because this ship would SINK
without me. Just look at all of the copycats. They FAIL because
they TRY to be me. It doesn’t work.

I have BIG plans for this company. And I may even begin working
one whole day per week on it now, instead of just a half day. All
I need to do is cut loose one of my ladies, and Tanya has been
annoying the sh*t out of me lately. So the timing is perfect.

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****BIG NEWS****

The Rich Jerk Playboy Mansion Party date has been locked down.
It’s a Friday in July. I’ll tell you which one later. I’m handing over a
quarter million dollars for this party. $250k for one night. That’s
probably more than your house isn’t it? That’s a shame.

You won’t believe what’s going to happen at this thing. All I
can say is it’s gonna be LEGENDARY. It’s the kind of thing an old
guy can tell his grandkids about on his deathbed, so he can croak
with a smile.

And a few of you smart fu*ks are already guaranteed a precious
ticket to my party. Those who bought a few products from me in
the past where I offered the party as a bonus. You know who you
are. And if you are still with the programs, you’re in.

As for the rest of you, you’re fu*ked. Well, maybe not. I do still have
room for a few people at the party. So I think I’m just gonna sell the
remaining tickets on a first come first serve basis. I’ll tell you the cost
in an email next week, and I’ll include a link. They’ll probably sell out
within a few hours.

By the way, rumor has it that there will be dozens of centerfolds
present at the party, lots of body painted chicks, a world famous DJ,
a HUGE world famous band, multiple open bars, tons of celebrities, press,
red carpet, and more. And of course Hef & the ladies.

Also, a few of the most influential marketers in the world
will be attending. For example, John Reese just confirmed attendance
because we’re donating some of the ticket proceeds to a good charity.

Did I mention that after 10pm clothing is optional?

Anyway, that should be enough to wet your whistles, you fu*kin perverts.

Later Losers,

RJ