The Winner of The USB Drink Cooler

USB Drink Cooler

Last Friday, I held a contest to give away a CoolIT Chiller USB drink cooler. It was the most successful contest yet. Over 250 comments were made to the contest post. When you consider that my testing of the Chiller showed it doesn’t keep your drink cold, the number of entries is pretty funny. I guess a lot of people want useless stuff.

Today I drew the winner of the Chiller and I just couldn’t believe it. I almost ripped it up and drew another name but that would be dishonest. So, in an ironic twist of fate, the winner of the CoolIT Chiller is John Cow.

I’m sure Mr. Cow will be mooing and hi-hoofing all the other cows in the barn for winning the cooler. Look for another useless contest soon. Well, the next item won’t be as useless.


83 thoughts on “The Winner of The USB Drink Cooler”

  1. Lewis Empire says:

    Congrats to John Cow. That will be a nice cool glass of milk…

    1. Michael Kwan says:

      I was just about to say, it’ll be good for keeping the milk cold during these hot summer months…. that is, if it actually worked the way it’s supposed to work. πŸ˜†

      1. once again, i’m not winning anything

        well, thinking about the other 240 something make me feel a little bit better

        congrats, john cow

        1. Lewis Empire says:

          You can still feel like a winner! Think positive keep posting your motivational videos.

          1. thanks for the kind words, lewis

            i’m glad that you’ve enjoyed avideoaday.com

          2. Actually you both have good websites, great job.

          3. Lewis Empire says:

            Thanks Real Estate Editorial! I saw your John Chow review. Are you getting the linkback in a batch? I posted mine about a week ago and I think I’m in 93 or something…

        2. Goob says:

          I know what ya mean, I haven’t won anything yet! If everybody else could just do me a favor and stop entering John’s contests, I’d really appreciate it πŸ™‚

    2. Everytime i drink milk i throw up. I havent drank milk in probably 10 years. Its only when i drink a glass of milk though. As long as i dont taste it im fine. Weird.

      1. I’m lactose intolerant so I stay away from the stuff as much as possible. Soy milk has been really good to me though; I could always depend on it for cereals and such.

  2. Congratulations!

    One Man. One Year. $100,000 online. How’s he doing it?
    http://www.oneyeargoal.com

    1. it’s not nice that you do it so obviously, oneman 😈

      1. Lewis Empire says:

        No kidding. That’s a pretty blatant plug for your site. Lewis Empire tries not to be evil like that. Visit Lewis Empire and let me know other ways to promote a great blog. (Did I over-do it?)

        1. I thought yours was tasteful and reserved LOL. πŸ˜‰

    2. Goob says:

      Yeah, let’s try and be a little less blatant in the future!

  3. Kanwal says:

    Its funny how your text link for John Cow is linking to your domain http://www.johnchow.com

    ? Is that intentional so that maybe, just maybe you’ll rank #1 for “John Cow”, as its quite obvious you are not ranking #1 for “John Chow”….?

    1. i don’t know what you mean, it’s linked to johncow.com

    1. Ali says:

      Wow! What are the udds? πŸ˜†

      1. i think it’s one way for john to say “thank you” for johncow.com to spread the john chow evil words around

      2. Exactly. Man of the hour, controversial mirrored blog, unbelievable earnings, winning the JC contest — what are the odds of that happening?!

    2. ms danielle says:

      hey congrats! that’s pretty funny πŸ™‚

  4. Michael says:

    I’m glad the cow won. Milk should be kept cold.

    Michael

    1. john cow is good for milk, best when it’s cold

  5. well at least we know the contest isn’t fixed.

    congrats Mr.Cow

    1. Joshua says:

      Unless John Chow is really Kumiko, BobMeetsWorld, AND John Cow 😈

      1. If he wanted to win it himself, then why would he throw the contest!!

        1. webd360 says:

          to keep readers happy? But, I don’t think hes that evil 😈

        2. Lewis Empire says:

          Maybe to make it look like a legit contest. I could give away a new house if I knew I was going to win it!

        3. To get people to stop by his blog? Yeah, but that would be too evil even for John. 😯

  6. Nick says:

    Nice, Congrats! πŸ˜€

  7. Look for another useless contest soon. Well, the next item won’t be as useless.

    Then it wouldn’t really be a useless contest!

  8. la bloga says:

    joder, eso parece trampa

  9. Out of all people.

    I’m surprised John didn’t go evil on that cow. 😈

  10. ouchs says:

    this was rigg! 😈

    1. Lewis Empire says:

      Yeah John, any video of the prize draw that you can post?

    2. It could’ve been rigged, but I’d rather Cow take home the useless price than win some other awesome price next time. 😈

  11. Paul says:

    I kinda thought John Cow was a spoof on your name.

    1. I remember someone saying they thought it was a typo.

  12. lol @ John Cow winning, thats awesome

    congrats bobby πŸ˜‰

  13. John Cow says:

    We’ve made the cooler even cooler and are giving it away again! It’s a regular collectors item now with Mr. Chow’s autograph on it! :mrgreen:

    1. betshopboy says:

      If you are re-gifting it, then what’s keep the milk cool and fresh?

    2. So that’s how it’s going to work every time you win a JC contest, is it? LOL good thinking, I must say. Talk about milking the Chow… 😈

  14. Well done Mr Cow, sit back relax, chew the cud and sip a cool milk. You deserve it.

  15. shman says:

    John, You are Evil King! 😈

  16. it’s a shame that i missed the opp

    maybe next time

  17. webd360 says:

    John Cow is probably more happy about all the traffic he will be receiving because of this post

    1. Lewis Empire says:

      I bet he doesn’t blog to receive cold milk!

  18. MR-Gee says:

    I don’t need that.. thing anyway. Congrats to the winner. MR-Cow (close to my nick MR-Gee)

  19. Zen Zoomie says:

    Boo! Hiss! We were robbed!

    I want a recount!

    1. LOL he can have the defective prize — gives us losers a better chance to snag the next one. 😎

  20. That’s awesome. At first I thought it said John Chow and I was like… you won your own contest?!

    1. That would’ve been very evil though, you have to admit — winning your own contest. What are the chances of THAT ever happening??! πŸ˜†

  21. Jamaipanese says:

    talk bout ironic

  22. Goob says:

    Congrats John Cow, enjoy the cold milk! πŸ˜€

  23. You are John Cow :p

  24. Ryan says:

    Very interesting. “John Cow” wins the ever-popular “broken” drink cooler. Am I the only one who sees the “coincidence”? john cow – john cHow? Do I smell something fisy here? Perhaps “John Cow” is actually John Chow. Yes, its shocking, but think about it. John Chow creates “John Cow”, in an effort to crowd the making money blog market even more, capture the copycat traffic, and to simply get more traffic. Evil… Very evil indeed.

  25. financeblogger says:

    too many advertisements on this site and not enough useful info. everything is cluttered with ads and links to give cash to this website (buy me a beer?)! more info, less ads please.

  26. Chris says:

    Since I didn’t win it here, I’m going to try http://www.johncow.com
    πŸ‘Ώ

  27. I’ve used a USB drink cooler and it worked out surprisingly well for me. A glass bottle of coke stayed cold for the entire time I was at the computer (four hours).

    Either way, let me know if you’re going to give another one away because I broke mine moving!

    πŸ˜€

    1. You can always go to John Cow dot com and win it over there. He’s giving it away again you know. πŸ˜‰ Good luck!

  28. I actually heard some guys at work today talking about buying one of these. I think i’ll save my money and use that thing called a fridge

  29. Yogesh says:

    I am sure John Cow happy that he can now drink cool glass of milk while sitting at the computer and making jokes about you πŸ˜›

  30. betshopboy says:

    What a super IRONIC twist of fate! What are the odds man! Wow!!

    Hey John, your long lost cousin shouldn’t be allowed in this contest, he’s considered family, ain’t he?
    ha ha ha!

    1. Lewis Empire says:

      I think the odds were 1 in 250!

    2. Hmmm — I could definitely see the resemblance LOL.

  31. Starboykb says:

    πŸ™„ i didn’t even expect there is John Cow here until i visit his blog.

  32. rob says:

    that’s John Cow always up to no good…I bet next he’ll be raffling off some knock off USB cooler…

    1. He’s actually going to give the actual prize away in a contest of his — how very evil, no?

  33. simon says:

    Congrats! John Cow!

  34. Hey, it may be useless, but it is free, and is somehow more appealing. Don’t ask me why.

  35. Mybloggo says:

    Congrats Mr.Cow

  36. Fable says:

    John Cow..? Now, that’s hilarious! πŸ˜†

  37. That is funny… 😯

  38. I wonder what other useless (yet precious) prizes John Chow has to give away next…

  39. I demand a reCOWnt.

    Sorry couldn’t resist – Scott

  40. Usman says:

    You should not let John Cow to even comment here. πŸ˜†

  41. Wahlau.NET says:

    WHAT???

    john cow is eligible for this contest too? hahaha

    congrats anyway…he did a good job …copying

  42. Hip Hop says:

    lol Congratz John Cow

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