The Winner of The USB Drink Cooler
Last Friday, I held a contest to give away a CoolIT Chiller USB drink cooler. It was the most successful contest yet. Over 250 comments were made to the contest post. When you consider that my testing of the Chiller showed it doesn’t keep your drink cold, the number of entries is pretty funny. I guess a lot of people want useless stuff.
Today I drew the winner of the Chiller and I just couldn’t believe it. I almost ripped it up and drew another name but that would be dishonest. So, in an ironic twist of fate, the winner of the CoolIT Chiller is John Cow.
I’m sure Mr. Cow will be mooing and hi-hoofing all the other cows in the barn for winning the cooler. Look for another useless contest soon. Well, the next item won’t be as useless.
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Congrats to John Cow. That will be a nice cool glass of milk…
Reply to this commentI was just about to say, it’ll be good for keeping the milk cold during these hot summer months…. that is, if it actually worked the way it’s supposed to work.
Reply to this commentonce again, i’m not winning anything
well, thinking about the other 240 something make me feel a little bit better
congrats, john cow
Reply to this commentYou can still feel like a winner! Think positive keep posting your motivational videos.
Reply to this commentthanks for the kind words, lewis
i’m glad that you’ve enjoyed avideoaday.com
Reply to this commentActually you both have good websites, great job.
Reply to this commentThanks Real Estate Editorial! I saw your John Chow review. Are you getting the linkback in a batch? I posted mine about a week ago and I think I’m in 93 or something…
Reply to this commentI know what ya mean, I haven’t won anything yet! If everybody else could just do me a favor and stop entering John’s contests, I’d really appreciate it
Reply to this commentEverytime i drink milk i throw up. I havent drank milk in probably 10 years. Its only when i drink a glass of milk though. As long as i dont taste it im fine. Weird.
Reply to this commentI’m lactose intolerant so I stay away from the stuff as much as possible. Soy milk has been really good to me though; I could always depend on it for cereals and such.
Reply to this commentCongratulations!
One Man. One Year. $100,000 online. How’s he doing it?
Reply to this commenthttp://www.oneyeargoal.com
it’s not nice that you do it so obviously, oneman
Reply to this commentNo kidding. That’s a pretty blatant plug for your site. Lewis Empire tries not to be evil like that. Visit Lewis Empire and let me know other ways to promote a great blog. (Did I over-do it?)
Reply to this commentI thought yours was tasteful and reserved LOL.
Reply to this commentYeah, let’s try and be a little less blatant in the future!
Reply to this commentIts funny how your text link for John Cow is linking to your domain http://www.johnchow.com
? Is that intentional so that maybe, just maybe you’ll rank #1 for “John Cow”, as its quite obvious you are not ranking #1 for “John Chow”….?
Reply to this commenti don’t know what you mean, it’s linked to johncow.com
Reply to this commentMoo-tastic!
Reply to this commentWow! What are the udds?
Reply to this commenti think it’s one way for john to say “thank you” for johncow.com to spread the john chow evil words around
Reply to this commentExactly. Man of the hour, controversial mirrored blog, unbelievable earnings, winning the JC contest — what are the odds of that happening?!
Reply to this commenthey congrats! that’s pretty funny
Reply to this commentI’m glad the cow won. Milk should be kept cold.
Michael
Reply to this commentjohn cow is good for milk, best when it’s cold
Reply to this commentwell at least we know the contest isn’t fixed.
congrats Mr.Cow
Reply to this commentUnless John Chow is really Kumiko, BobMeetsWorld, AND John Cow
Reply to this commentIf he wanted to win it himself, then why would he throw the contest!!
Reply to this commentto keep readers happy? But, I don’t think hes that evil
Reply to this commentMaybe to make it look like a legit contest. I could give away a new house if I knew I was going to win it!
Reply to this commentTo get people to stop by his blog? Yeah, but that would be too evil even for John.
Reply to this commentNice, Congrats!
Reply to this comment“Look for another useless contest soon. Well, the next item won’t be as useless.”
Then it wouldn’t really be a useless contest!
Reply to this commentjoder, eso parece trampa
Reply to this commentOut of all people.
I’m surprised John didn’t go evil on that cow.
Reply to this commentthis was rigg!
Reply to this commentYeah John, any video of the prize draw that you can post?
Reply to this commentIt could’ve been rigged, but I’d rather Cow take home the useless price than win some other awesome price next time.
Reply to this commentI kinda thought John Cow was a spoof on your name.
Reply to this commentapparently it is
Reply to this commentI remember someone saying they thought it was a typo.
Reply to this commentlol @ John Cow winning, thats awesome
congrats bobby
Reply to this commentWe’ve made the cooler even cooler and are giving it away again! It’s a regular collectors item now with Mr. Chow’s autograph on it!
Reply to this commentIf you are re-gifting it, then what’s keep the milk cool and fresh?
Reply to this commentSo that’s how it’s going to work every time you win a JC contest, is it? LOL good thinking, I must say. Talk about milking the Chow…
Reply to this commentWell done Mr Cow, sit back relax, chew the cud and sip a cool milk. You deserve it.
Reply to this commentJohn, You are Evil King!
Reply to this commentit’s a shame that i missed the opp
maybe next time
Reply to this commentJohn Cow is probably more happy about all the traffic he will be receiving because of this post
Reply to this commentI bet he doesn’t blog to receive cold milk!
Reply to this commentI don’t need that.. thing anyway. Congrats to the winner. MR-Cow (close to my nick MR-Gee)
Reply to this commentBoo! Hiss! We were robbed!
I want a recount!
Reply to this commentLOL he can have the defective prize — gives us losers a better chance to snag the next one.
Reply to this commentThat’s awesome. At first I thought it said John Chow and I was like… you won your own contest?!
Reply to this commentThat would’ve been very evil though, you have to admit — winning your own contest. What are the chances of THAT ever happening??!
Reply to this commenttalk bout ironic
Reply to this commentCongrats John Cow, enjoy the cold milk!
Reply to this commentYou are John Cow :p
Reply to this commentVery interesting. “John Cow” wins the ever-popular “broken” drink cooler. Am I the only one who sees the “coincidence”? john cow - john cHow? Do I smell something fisy here? Perhaps “John Cow” is actually John Chow. Yes, its shocking, but think about it. John Chow creates “John Cow”, in an effort to crowd the making money blog market even more, capture the copycat traffic, and to simply get more traffic. Evil… Very evil indeed.
Reply to this commenttoo many advertisements on this site and not enough useful info. everything is cluttered with ads and links to give cash to this website (buy me a beer?)! more info, less ads please.
Reply to this commentSince I didn’t win it here, I’m going to try http://www.johncow.com
Reply to this commentI’ve used a USB drink cooler and it worked out surprisingly well for me. A glass bottle of coke stayed cold for the entire time I was at the computer (four hours).
Either way, let me know if you’re going to give another one away because I broke mine moving!
Reply to this commentYou can always go to John Cow dot com and win it over there. He’s giving it away again you know.
Good luck!
Reply to this commentI actually heard some guys at work today talking about buying one of these. I think i’ll save my money and use that thing called a fridge
Reply to this commentI am sure John Cow happy that he can now drink cool glass of milk while sitting at the computer and making jokes about you
Reply to this commentWhat a super IRONIC twist of fate! What are the odds man! Wow!!
Hey John, your long lost cousin shouldn’t be allowed in this contest, he’s considered family, ain’t he?
Reply to this commentha ha ha!
I think the odds were 1 in 250!
Reply to this commentHmmm — I could definitely see the resemblance LOL.
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i didn’t even expect there is John Cow here until i visit his blog.
Reply to this commentthat’s John Cow always up to no good…I bet next he’ll be raffling off some knock off USB cooler…
Reply to this commentHe’s actually going to give the actual prize away in a contest of his — how very evil, no?
Reply to this commentCongrats! John Cow!
Reply to this commentHey, it may be useless, but it is free, and is somehow more appealing. Don’t ask me why.
Reply to this commentCongrats Mr.Cow
Reply to this commentJohn Cow..? Now, that’s hilarious!
Reply to this commentThat is funny…
Reply to this commentI wonder what other useless (yet precious) prizes John Chow has to give away next…
Reply to this commentI demand a reCOWnt.
Sorry couldn’t resist - Scott
Reply to this commentYou should not let John Cow to even comment here.
Reply to this commentWHAT???
john cow is eligible for this contest too? hahaha
congrats anyway…he did a good job …copying
Reply to this commentlol Congratz John Cow
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