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The Winner of The USB Drink Cooler

written by John Chow on July 9, 2007

USB Drink Cooler

Last Friday, I held a contest to give away a CoolIT Chiller USB drink cooler. It was the most successful contest yet. Over 250 comments were made to the contest post. When you consider that my testing of the Chiller showed it doesn’t keep your drink cold, the number of entries is pretty funny. I guess a lot of people want useless stuff.

Today I drew the winner of the Chiller and I just couldn’t believe it. I almost ripped it up and drew another name but that would be dishonest. So, in an ironic twist of fate, the winner of the CoolIT Chiller is John Cow.

I’m sure Mr. Cow will be mooing and hi-hoofing all the other cows in the barn for winning the cooler. Look for another useless contest soon. Well, the next item won’t be as useless.

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Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 11:54 am

Congrats to John Cow. That will be a nice cool glass of milk…

Michael Kwan July 9, 2007 at 1:05 pm

I was just about to say, it’ll be good for keeping the milk cold during these hot summer months…. that is, if it actually worked the way it’s supposed to work. :lol:

a video a day July 9, 2007 at 2:09 pm

once again, i’m not winning anything

well, thinking about the other 240 something make me feel a little bit better

congrats, john cow

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 2:25 pm

You can still feel like a winner! Think positive keep posting your motivational videos.

a video a day July 9, 2007 at 3:05 pm

thanks for the kind words, lewis

i’m glad that you’ve enjoyed avideoaday.com

Real Estate Editorial July 9, 2007 at 6:08 pm

Actually you both have good websites, great job.

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 10:50 pm

Thanks Real Estate Editorial! I saw your John Chow review. Are you getting the linkback in a batch? I posted mine about a week ago and I think I’m in 93 or something…

Goob July 9, 2007 at 3:35 pm

I know what ya mean, I haven’t won anything yet! If everybody else could just do me a favor and stop entering John’s contests, I’d really appreciate it :)

Guitar Hero 3 July 9, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Everytime i drink milk i throw up. I havent drank milk in probably 10 years. Its only when i drink a glass of milk though. As long as i dont taste it im fine. Weird.

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 3:29 am

I’m lactose intolerant so I stay away from the stuff as much as possible. Soy milk has been really good to me though; I could always depend on it for cereals and such.

One Man - OneYearGoal.com July 9, 2007 at 11:55 am

Congratulations!

One Man. One Year. $100,000 online. How’s he doing it?
http://www.oneyeargoal.com

Monetize Your Blog July 9, 2007 at 2:14 pm

it’s not nice that you do it so obviously, oneman :twisted:

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 2:29 pm

No kidding. That’s a pretty blatant plug for your site. Lewis Empire tries not to be evil like that. Visit Lewis Empire and let me know other ways to promote a great blog. (Did I over-do it?)

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 3:31 am

I thought yours was tasteful and reserved LOL. :wink:

Goob July 9, 2007 at 3:37 pm

Yeah, let’s try and be a little less blatant in the future!

Kanwal July 9, 2007 at 12:01 pm

Its funny how your text link for John Cow is linking to your domain http://www.johnchow.com

? Is that intentional so that maybe, just maybe you’ll rank #1 for “John Cow”, as its quite obvious you are not ranking #1 for “John Chow”….?

Monetize Your Blog July 9, 2007 at 2:16 pm

i don’t know what you mean, it’s linked to johncow.com

John Cow July 9, 2007 at 12:06 pm

Moo-tastic!

Ali July 9, 2007 at 1:14 pm

Wow! What are the udds? :lol:

Monetize Your Blog July 9, 2007 at 2:19 pm

i think it’s one way for john to say “thank you” for johncow.com to spread the john chow evil words around

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 3:36 am

Exactly. Man of the hour, controversial mirrored blog, unbelievable earnings, winning the JC contest — what are the odds of that happening?!

ms danielle July 9, 2007 at 6:32 pm

hey congrats! that’s pretty funny :)

Michael July 9, 2007 at 12:25 pm

I’m glad the cow won. Milk should be kept cold.

Michael

Monetize Your Blog July 9, 2007 at 2:20 pm

john cow is good for milk, best when it’s cold

Real Estate Editorial July 9, 2007 at 12:30 pm

well at least we know the contest isn’t fixed.

congrats Mr.Cow

Joshua July 9, 2007 at 12:33 pm

Unless John Chow is really Kumiko, BobMeetsWorld, AND John Cow :twisted:

Real Estate Editorial July 9, 2007 at 1:05 pm

If he wanted to win it himself, then why would he throw the contest!!

webd360 July 9, 2007 at 2:38 pm

to keep readers happy? But, I don’t think hes that evil :twisted:

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 2:39 pm

Maybe to make it look like a legit contest. I could give away a new house if I knew I was going to win it!

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 4:18 am

To get people to stop by his blog? Yeah, but that would be too evil even for John. :shock:

Nick July 9, 2007 at 12:31 pm

Nice, Congrats! :grin:

Saman Sadeghi July 9, 2007 at 12:44 pm

Look for another useless contest soon. Well, the next item won’t be as useless.

Then it wouldn’t really be a useless contest!

la bloga July 9, 2007 at 12:51 pm

joder, eso parece trampa

Richard Osborn July 9, 2007 at 12:54 pm

Out of all people.

I’m surprised John didn’t go evil on that cow. :twisted:

ouchs July 9, 2007 at 12:58 pm

this was rigg! :twisted:

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 2:45 pm

Yeah John, any video of the prize draw that you can post?

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 4:21 am

It could’ve been rigged, but I’d rather Cow take home the useless price than win some other awesome price next time. :twisted:

Paul July 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm

I kinda thought John Cow was a spoof on your name.

Monetize Your Blog July 9, 2007 at 2:22 pm

apparently it is

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 4:22 am

I remember someone saying they thought it was a typo.

Increase WebSite Traffic July 9, 2007 at 1:18 pm

lol @ John Cow winning, thats awesome

congrats bobby ;)

John Cow July 9, 2007 at 1:36 pm

We’ve made the cooler even cooler and are giving it away again! It’s a regular collectors item now with Mr. Chow’s autograph on it! :mrgreen:

betshopboy July 9, 2007 at 6:50 pm

If you are re-gifting it, then what’s keep the milk cool and fresh?

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 4:24 am

So that’s how it’s going to work every time you win a JC contest, is it? LOL good thinking, I must say. Talk about milking the Chow… :twisted:

dacranleycode July 9, 2007 at 1:49 pm

Well done Mr Cow, sit back relax, chew the cud and sip a cool milk. You deserve it.

shman July 9, 2007 at 2:01 pm

John, You are Evil King! :twisted:

Monetize Your Blog July 9, 2007 at 2:24 pm

it’s a shame that i missed the opp

maybe next time

webd360 July 9, 2007 at 2:39 pm

John Cow is probably more happy about all the traffic he will be receiving because of this post

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 2:42 pm

I bet he doesn’t blog to receive cold milk!

MR-Gee July 9, 2007 at 2:56 pm

I don’t need that.. thing anyway. Congrats to the winner. MR-Cow (close to my nick MR-Gee)

Zen Zoomie July 9, 2007 at 3:07 pm

Boo! Hiss! We were robbed!

I want a recount!

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 4:53 am

LOL he can have the defective prize — gives us losers a better chance to snag the next one. :cool:

OnlineCashFlow July 9, 2007 at 3:14 pm

That’s awesome. At first I thought it said John Chow and I was like… you won your own contest?!

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 4:55 am

That would’ve been very evil though, you have to admit — winning your own contest. What are the chances of THAT ever happening??! :lol:

Jamaipanese July 9, 2007 at 3:39 pm

talk bout ironic

Goob July 9, 2007 at 3:39 pm

Congrats John Cow, enjoy the cold milk! :grin:

Harry Potter 7 July 9, 2007 at 4:02 pm

You are John Cow :p

Ryan July 9, 2007 at 4:16 pm

Very interesting. “John Cow” wins the ever-popular “broken” drink cooler. Am I the only one who sees the “coincidence”? john cow – john cHow? Do I smell something fisy here? Perhaps “John Cow” is actually John Chow. Yes, its shocking, but think about it. John Chow creates “John Cow”, in an effort to crowd the making money blog market even more, capture the copycat traffic, and to simply get more traffic. Evil… Very evil indeed.

financeblogger July 9, 2007 at 4:57 pm

too many advertisements on this site and not enough useful info. everything is cluttered with ads and links to give cash to this website (buy me a beer?)! more info, less ads please.

Chris July 9, 2007 at 5:14 pm

Since I didn’t win it here, I’m going to try http://www.johncow.com
:evil:

Cameron Martel July 9, 2007 at 6:14 pm

I’ve used a USB drink cooler and it worked out surprisingly well for me. A glass bottle of coke stayed cold for the entire time I was at the computer (four hours).

Either way, let me know if you’re going to give another one away because I broke mine moving!

:D

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 5:07 am

You can always go to John Cow dot com and win it over there. He’s giving it away again you know. :wink: Good luck!

Real Estate Editorial July 9, 2007 at 6:14 pm

I actually heard some guys at work today talking about buying one of these. I think i’ll save my money and use that thing called a fridge

Yogesh July 9, 2007 at 6:41 pm

I am sure John Cow happy that he can now drink cool glass of milk while sitting at the computer and making jokes about you :razz:

betshopboy July 9, 2007 at 6:54 pm

What a super IRONIC twist of fate! What are the odds man! Wow!!

Hey John, your long lost cousin shouldn’t be allowed in this contest, he’s considered family, ain’t he?
ha ha ha!

Lewis Empire July 9, 2007 at 10:29 pm

I think the odds were 1 in 250!

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 5:10 am

Hmmm — I could definitely see the resemblance LOL.

Starboykb July 9, 2007 at 7:19 pm

:roll: i didn’t even expect there is John Cow here until i visit his blog.

rob July 9, 2007 at 8:00 pm

that’s John Cow always up to no good…I bet next he’ll be raffling off some knock off USB cooler…

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 5:14 am

He’s actually going to give the actual prize away in a contest of his — how very evil, no?

simon July 9, 2007 at 8:21 pm

Congrats! John Cow!

Michael Fultz July 9, 2007 at 9:38 pm

Hey, it may be useless, but it is free, and is somehow more appealing. Don’t ask me why.

Mybloggo July 9, 2007 at 9:55 pm

Congrats Mr.Cow

Fable July 10, 2007 at 2:50 am

John Cow..? Now, that’s hilarious! :lol:

Webmaster Money July 10, 2007 at 4:45 am

That is funny… :shock:

website copywriter July 10, 2007 at 5:16 am

I wonder what other useless (yet precious) prizes John Chow has to give away next…

Mental Kindling July 10, 2007 at 8:24 am

I demand a reCOWnt.

Sorry couldn’t resist – Scott

Usman July 10, 2007 at 12:00 pm

You should not let John Cow to even comment here. :lol:

Wahlau.NET July 10, 2007 at 6:38 pm

WHAT???

john cow is eligible for this contest too? hahaha

congrats anyway…he did a good job …copying

Hip Hop July 11, 2007 at 7:32 pm

lol Congratz John Cow