USB Humping Dog
written by John Chow on January 5th, 2007
I have got to find me some of these at CES! At first, I thought it was a USB flash drive. After reading the description, I find it has no function, only humping.
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Lol, that is hilarious although the noise of it would drive you nuts long before the novelty of it wears off IMO.
Reply to this commentSimply fail to understand what that useless ‘innovation’ for.
Anyways good to have look on the video but never use it…
Reply to this commentDid you hear the song in the background. Its scaring me.
Reply to this commenthmm, i dont want a thing like that on my laptop
Reply to this commentoh dear, what will these they think of next??
Reply to this commentI found the site that sells them. $55 for three dogs! Forget that! Either I get it free at CES or I go home with no humping dogs.
Reply to this commentOh. My. God.
There must actually be some poor factory production line worker who assembles Humping USB Dogs for a living.
What a plentiful bounty Earth has to offer humanity!
Matt
Reply to this commentFunny in the short run, sure, but the novelty factor would wear off really quickly. Especially with that annoying noise.
Reply to this comment$55 for three dogs… It’s almost worth it. It would be cool if it actually served a purpose, like a flash drive. Definitely would make a great gift.
Reply to this commentI think you could run a search & replace on ‘novelty factor’ into ‘annoyance factor’. It seemed like the perfect useless birthday gift, but for that price - no thanks.
Reply to this commentHaha…that’s awesome. Kind of annoying though…
Reply to this commentif it hadnt got that mechanical noise, it would be cool
Reply to this commentOne another site that I frequent, someone posted about one of these: http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13770&www.reghardware.co.uk
It’s a USB Pole Dancer. Though she doesn’t do much other than slides up and down the pole. Perhaps a new revision will have her doing some real stripper moves eh?
As for the dog.. I wouldnt want that
Reply to this comment$55 for 3 - what a horrible waste of money for whoever buys that useless thing !
Reply to this commentA horrible waste of money you say? I say a damn fine investment
Reply to this comment…that’s the most utterly useless thing I’ve ever seen. It get a 3 on the awesome meter.
Reply to this commentI like the humping idea. How about a humping bunny, and maybe some other sex deprived rodents.
Reply to this commentThey should make some on-screen animations to go with this
Reply to this commentIt seems like a pretty odd dog, but based on your responses it looks like that is a funny video.
@Raghu: When you press some keys on your computer the dog makes some funny mechanical noises. May not be suitable for kids though.
@Nate W.: The sound is a real shit, but I like how it sounds
Reply to this commentLOL…is that USB considered “doggy style?”
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