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USB Humping Dog

written by John Chow on January 5th, 2007

I have got to find me some of these at CES! At first, I thought it was a USB flash drive. After reading the description, I find it has no function, only humping.

My New Choice said on January 5th, 2007 at 10:41 pm

Lol, that is hilarious although the noise of it would drive you nuts long before the novelty of it wears off IMO.

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Raghu said on January 5th, 2007 at 11:10 pm

Simply fail to understand what that useless ‘innovation’ for.

Anyways good to have look on the video but never use it…

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Alex Becker said on January 5th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

Did you hear the song in the background. Its scaring me.

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Nomar said on January 5th, 2007 at 11:55 pm

hmm, i dont want a thing like that on my laptop

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soj said on January 6th, 2007 at 12:45 am

oh dear, what will these they think of next??

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John Chow said on January 6th, 2007 at 2:23 am

I found the site that sells them. $55 for three dogs! Forget that! Either I get it free at CES or I go home with no humping dogs.

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StrangeProgress said on January 6th, 2007 at 2:24 am

Oh. My. God.

There must actually be some poor factory production line worker who assembles Humping USB Dogs for a living.

What a plentiful bounty Earth has to offer humanity! ;)

Matt

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Michael Kwan said on January 6th, 2007 at 2:41 am

Funny in the short run, sure, but the novelty factor would wear off really quickly. Especially with that annoying noise.

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Brandon said on January 6th, 2007 at 4:13 am

$55 for three dogs… It’s almost worth it. It would be cool if it actually served a purpose, like a flash drive. Definitely would make a great gift.

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Leftblank said on January 6th, 2007 at 5:01 am

I think you could run a search & replace on ‘novelty factor’ into ‘annoyance factor’. It seemed like the perfect useless birthday gift, but for that price - no thanks.

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Gdog said on January 6th, 2007 at 5:15 am

Haha…that’s awesome. Kind of annoying though…

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feverinlove said on January 6th, 2007 at 6:14 am

if it hadnt got that mechanical noise, it would be cool

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Tyler said on January 6th, 2007 at 9:28 am

One another site that I frequent, someone posted about one of these: http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13770&www.reghardware.co.uk

It’s a USB Pole Dancer. Though she doesn’t do much other than slides up and down the pole. Perhaps a new revision will have her doing some real stripper moves eh?

As for the dog.. I wouldnt want that :P

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Raghu said on January 6th, 2007 at 10:46 am

$55 for 3 - what a horrible waste of money for whoever buys that useless thing !

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Stew said on January 6th, 2007 at 11:19 am

A horrible waste of money you say? I say a damn fine investment

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Ed Lau said on January 6th, 2007 at 11:59 am

…that’s the most utterly useless thing I’ve ever seen. It get a 3 on the awesome meter.

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Nate W. said on January 6th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

I like the humping idea. How about a humping bunny, and maybe some other sex deprived rodents.

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Tony said on January 6th, 2007 at 4:19 pm

They should make some on-screen animations to go with this

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Sonia said on January 7th, 2007 at 2:31 am

It seems like a pretty odd dog, but based on your responses it looks like that is a funny video.

@Raghu: When you press some keys on your computer the dog makes some funny mechanical noises. May not be suitable for kids though.

@Nate W.: The sound is a real shit, but I like how it sounds :)

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Jane said on January 14th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

LOL…is that USB considered “doggy style?”

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