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USB Humping Dog

written by John Chow on January 5, 2007

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I have got to find me some of these at CES! At first, I thought it was a USB flash drive. After reading the description, I find it has no function, only humping.

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LOL...is that USB considered "doggy style?"

It seems like a pretty odd dog, but based on your responses it looks like that is a funny video.

@Raghu: When you press some keys on your computer the dog makes some funny mechanical noises. May not be suitable for kids though.

@Nate W.: The sound is a real shit, but I like how it sounds :)

They should make some on-screen animations to go with this

I like the humping idea. How about a humping bunny, and maybe some other sex deprived rodents.

...that's the most utterly useless thing I've ever seen. It get a 3 on the awesome meter.

A horrible waste of money you say? I say a damn fine investment

$55 for 3 - what a horrible waste of money for whoever buys that useless thing !

One another site that I frequent, someone posted about one of these: http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=13770&am...

It's a USB Pole Dancer. Though she doesn't do much other than slides up and down the pole. Perhaps a new revision will have her doing some real stripper moves eh?

As for the dog.. I wouldnt want that :P

if it hadnt got that mechanical noise, it would be cool

Haha...that's awesome. Kind of annoying though...

I think you could run a search & replace on 'novelty factor' into 'annoyance factor'. It seemed like the perfect useless birthday gift, but for that price - no thanks.

$55 for three dogs... It's almost worth it. It would be cool if it actually served a purpose, like a flash drive. Definitely would make a great gift.

Funny in the short run, sure, but the novelty factor would wear off really quickly. Especially with that annoying noise.

Oh. My. God.

There must actually be some poor factory production line worker who assembles Humping USB Dogs for a living.

What a plentiful bounty Earth has to offer humanity! ;)

Matt

I found the site that sells them. $55 for three dogs! Forget that! Either I get it free at CES or I go home with no humping dogs.

oh dear, what will these they think of next??

hmm, i dont want a thing like that on my laptop

Did you hear the song in the background. Its scaring me.

Simply fail to understand what that useless 'innovation' for.

Anyways good to have look on the video but never use it...

Lol, that is hilarious although the noise of it would drive you nuts long before the novelty of it wears off IMO.