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Why Are You Single?

written by John Chow on November 16th, 2008

For my Sunday evening post, I like to help you answer the question, “Why are you single?” Well, it’s more like I’ve found a site that will answer that question for you. OnlineDating.org has a cute little application which ask you seven questions. Once you answer the questions, it’ll do some secret computation and give you the answer to the question you’ve been wondering all your life.

For those of us who are no longer single, the test will tell you why you were single. Obviously, if you’re no longer single, you’ve solve whatever problem the test stated and are now in a happy relationship. According to OnlineDating.org, I was single because:


Quiz by Onlinedating.org

Quiz brought to you by Online Dating

Yes, it was true. Women were too expensive for me. However, they’re not too expensive anymore, which is why I am no longer single. :)

Why are you single? Take the test and find out. Please post your result in the comments.

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  1. mine said because i think “women are too expensive” haha … a lot of the questions just had ridiculous answers though :D

  2. Because all the girls I like aren’t single :P

  3. That was one of the lamest quizes I have ever done. Maybe because I’m not single? It was still lame.

  4. Heh, heh… I’m not single either… but here’s my result!

    ‘My hair is much more important than any man!’

  5. Quiz by Onlinedating.orgQuiz brought to you by Online Dating

    Married, but I do get my hair done every 4-5 weeks..hhhmmmm

  6. Women Always Escape LMAO prettty stupid

  7. frank burns

    I’m single now because my wife died in June 2008. I was married for almost 18 years. When I married I was 34 years of age and my bride had just turned 85 years young. Sylvia died at the grand age of 102 years whilst now I am 51 years old, I remain single and will maintain my loyalty & love for my wife Sylvia that will echo throughout eternity.

  8. I really like onlinedating.org

  9. I got the Women Always Escape.

    Heh, fun quizzes. Can’t get too addicted.

  10. mine said that I am single because “my women always escape”… WTF? lol!

  11. Well because I haven’t found the right one yet? :) (Or I had, but we were then separated)

  12. ATX

    Women are too expensive. Both times I took the test. :)

  13. I thought there would be an ad or opt-in at the end. Where is the monetization? Great traffic builder with the gimmick, graphics, and html cut & paste at the end, but when do they plan to make a dollar? Guess it is not too much $$$ for them to host this simple site.

  14. “My woman always escapes” ????!!!!!

  15. Yup, I am still single and looking for perfect girl

  16. Actually I’m not single, and I’m very happy about it :)

  17. I’m happy to get a new girlfriend, as long as she accepts my other girlfriends.

  18. S

    I got: “I’m too outrageous to be tied down by any one woman”.
    True, true. ;)

  19. Okay, whay aren’t they monetizing the site and using a dating offer at the end of the quiz?

    • My guess is either they’re waiting for it to get really busy and viral (like it is now apparently…) or they’re complete idiots (which is likely the answer since most of the answers for the quiz were terrible).

  20. Is it me, or are there waaaaaay too many of these..

    -boink-

  21. Is it me, or are there waaaaaay too many of these.

    -boink-

  22. Because men cant commit

  23. So John is a girlfriend a asset or liability on the the “Income Report”?

  24. I’m just about to turn 27. I’ve been with the same girl for over 10 years, and we’ve been married for 2 1/2 years. I was just talking about this with some friends and I put a youtube video online a few weeks ago about this same topic..

    http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=yQunYBggINQ

    (just take the space out between the dot and ‘com’)

    Enjoy!

  25. Sometimes its good then bad to be single sometimes I wish i was with someone then sometimes I love the dating world 50/50.

  26. The Women, they always escape.

  27. women are expensive and that’s a fact!

  28. Says that woman are escaping, well I’m not single now and I feel that those who escape weren’t worth catching.

    Thing is the answers are too narrow and some of them don’t reflect what I would do. Like if a homeless guy were to ask me for money it really depends on my mood whether or not I’d consider giving them money. If I was in a giving mood it’d be alright, but if I wasn’t than they would not even get a look from me as I walk by to avoid eye contact.

    Than there are the times when they don’t have to ask, and for those who ask I feel like they’re beggars and the ones who don’t ask are realistic about their situation.

  29. women are too expensive but i am single because i want to succeed in my goals and ambitions. women come in between my ambition just like any wall :D

    • I think the right woman will be helpful in your success. Look at Michael Cheney’s wife. She’s supportive of him all the way, and now he’s a multi-millionaire.

  30. Us married guys will have to love thru u singles!lol

  31. I think women will always be too expensive, no matter how much money you have. :)

  32. The more money you have the easier it is to get women, simple as that :-) …$$$

  33. hehe. women love money. Thats fact.

  34. i try the web site and perfect. it catches my idea.

  35. jack

    nice sell-out paid post

  36. don’t wanna be tied down? Yeah maybe true, until the right one comes along.

  37. single and ready to mingle…

  38. too funny, my website name is Whyareyousingle.com it is a blog for singles around the world. So if you are single and ready to mingle check it out

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