Woodward’s 84% Sold On Opening Day

I got an email from the Canada’s number one realtor about Woodward’s.

Dear Mr. Chow,

The Woodward’s sales event today is a huge success. We have approximately 88 suites left with a good selection still available. Come on down and we’ll give you a red wristband for the opportunity to purchase our remaining inventory.

See you soon!

Bob Rennie

Thanks Rennie, but no thanks. I like how you are still using the wristbands even after the grand opening fleece those suckers day is over.