Affiliate Summit West in Las Vegas was literally rocked today when Jeremy “Sheomoney” Schoemaker was attacked by a Copeac class rocket. The attack happened shortly after Schoemaker’s panel on Facebook advertising. Fortunately, no one was injured in the attack as the rocket failed to armed before making impact with Mr. Schoemaker.
Shoemoney is recovering from the rocket attack by attending as many #ASW10 parties as possible. Affiliate Summit West, the Rio Hotel, the Las Vegas police and the Transportation Safety Administration are all investigating the incident. There are also reports of more Copeac rocket attacks happening on the Affiliate Summit show floor and that Copeac may be banned from future Affiliate Summit shows if they can’t control the trigger happy John Chow from firing rockets at attendees.