John McCain Beats Barack Obama

I’ve just received a news broadcast from the future and John McCain has beaten Barack Obama by 1 vote!

For the record, I do not endorse either candidate for the President of the United States. My views are more inline with the Republicans than the Democrats. However, I feel America is due for a change. Having said that, Obama views are so liberal they border on socialist. Then again (man, I’m flipping more than a politician), if Obama gets elected you won’t have to worry about your mortgage payments or putting gas in your car. As Shoemoney said, this whole spread the wealth thing is going to be great!