Taking The Wife for a Sunday Drive

Ex Formula 1 driver Riccardo Patrese decided to takes his wife for a Sunday drive around the Jerez circuit in a Honda Civic Type-R. While a fairly fast car, the Civic Type-R is hardly what I would call super high performance. I wonder what her reaction would have been if Patrese took her for a ride in a ZR1?

I would love it if someone can translate what she was saying during the entire ride. The only part I could work out was, “Come on, you’re doing this on purpose! This isn’t built like a Formula One car! This isn’t funny! I have a baby girl at home waiting for her mother and father… Brake, dammit! Are you crazy? I told you I didn’t want to come out here!” The other part I was able to translate was “Mama Mai!” and “No!” “No!” “No!” “NO!!!”