That’s right! You want friends? You can buy them on eBay! This auction is selling 5 Myspace accounts with thousands of friends in them. I know, you’re thinking that’s the dumbest thing you’re ever heard of. But, believe it or not, someone actually bought it! That’s right, the winning bidder, who paid $75, just got him or herself 5 Myspace account with 9,500 friends in it. That works out to less than 0.008 cents per friend. I had no idea friendship was so cheap!